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a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when you walked?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
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a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms,beats by dr dre headphones, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
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the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
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a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said:
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afternoon and a group of female colleagues to chat, and suddenly some people say I am not a man fire, and I said, you said I was not, I took to show you girls all laughed, and has one of the most cattle, said You dig out ah ~~~~~~~~~~ I put ID cards to the
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have read no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, his girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises! Heard the good news! Today I work up is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! Back to the Company. All three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. No way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three radish soup, eat up! Temporary work did not expect, my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - Start a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! Good belly up it! And that moment, the girlfriend has called and said she had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! No option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I put a lot of deliberate efforts to fart. Almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. Much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, up and say give me a surprise! Also led me to sit at the head table, chair, and I vowed not to peek. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. Precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life out! I'm looking for an excuse to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded, but I swear! Went to another room before answering the phone. She left, I would seize the opportunity to move the body weight in one leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can hardly breathe, so I touch upholstery, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. As I just feel better, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! It sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time the smell was even more unpleasant. In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. Is going to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch came. So I stood up, bent down to stick up above the ass backwards! Put it out. This may truly be called Pifang class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because compliance is not peek promise, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, not to make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, sensational start crazy fart to ... ..., ah! Feel better and more! After I was dancing with cushions room full of chaos fans, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus,dr.dre headphones, within the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly fanned cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled,Listen to the rain when it came in a bad mood, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. Girlfriend first so long for her to play the phone apologized to me and asked me if I had been secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, while standing on the balcony of that six of my best friends at school ! surprise birthday dinner. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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slander of a dog and jump on the mouth the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! So the next chicken ass licking dog
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female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. Passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. Women's furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah,2011 into a love triangle constellation of five! ! This time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a J8 car was laughing raucously. Our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then a station that pervert to get off a shopping
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suddenly felt his stomach was pain, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is still empty no decoration anything, but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired,Dream, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzi toward the toilet to squatted, Perak Para ... ... thrilled! ,Yingkou children.! After I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how suddenly deserted it? ? Even the waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: : search of food and money, they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him in a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in bed and kissed her long neck, and then into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have ###### with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay,wholesale Power Bracelet, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you