A fossilized frog from the Czech Republic, possibly Palaeobatrachus gigas
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Woman was out golfing 1 day while she hit the pellet into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a cage. The frog said to her, this pitfall, I will allow you three wishes. She put the ball into the woods, on the go detect,
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For her second wish, she ambitioned apt be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, The woman said, Frog said,
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Attention feminine readers: This namely the end of the joke because you. Stop here and continue feeling agreeable.
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The man had a heart aggression ten times milder than his wife.
this man than his wife had a minor heart attack ten times.
Moral of the story: Women consider they're so natty. Let them continue to think namely way and fair enjoy the show.
moral of this story: Women all think they are quite smart. Allow them to continue to do that, and let them enjoy it.
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