People spew blood Riddles

1 in the world who suddenly chance old?
Answer: the bride because the bride today, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
answer: 100 million because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to bring much money to go out?
Answer: 40 million. typhoon weather did not Encyclopedia lose).
5 whether tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people absence to perpetrate suicide?
[question] to heaven accounting rank
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 cloth, paper just in case.
reasons: not (napkin) terrified of ten thousand, only the (periodical) just in circumstance.
7 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
reasons: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice emulsion.
reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which digit from 1 to 9 of the most diligent, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 slothful; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) infinite .
10 question: how to make the silence sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: muffle (silent sparrow oppression).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reason: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 :30-50 answers which bear feces is more than powerful!
answer: 40
reasons: truths speak louder than male (Bear) discuss
13 questions: pen where the pigs come out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reason: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: too coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, it is October 28 What day?
answer: Confucius moon
16 Wolf (surmise fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep run)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still living, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: respectful (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, and why Bob is right?
answer: because he is not in the automobile
21 have a place to enter can not, query what is this location?
Answer: Grave
22 chickens and geese 100 meters marathon, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminus?
answer: chicken run in the erroneous direction East
23 school bell rang, but not one student in the study-room, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math instructor is one of the best, why?
answer: calculate from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some human say namely dining fish can lest the hazard of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat to dress something eye
27 jaws no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What variety of government tin not give arrays to have the old Pei Xiao others?
answer: the new Long met with a police commander
29 bandit began to sprint, why?
answer: to immediately seize the day tomorrow thief
30 small chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad respiration, and why?
answer: each day, and swearing.
31 than the tree frog Why can bound high?
answer: because the tree will not jump
32 scraping the face 4 or 5 times, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34 What flowers can not touch
answer: What sparks
35 can solve all the puzzle?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: The fix time
37 Hou in ancient times, what people did when my father first as a father?
answer: eunuch
38 when somebody knocked aboard the gate, you not say Come?
answer: the toilet when
39 black or pearly chicken fowl powerful mighty? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can lower the white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why do we always like to sit and see movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand to see sour
41 will be abolished early learn auditorium, what are the implications?
answer: half an hour fewer nap Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, amuse pigs to the judge, may I ask who would conquer tortoise and the rabbit?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
43 ducks two women and one thousand words are similar, for well?
answer: preposterous (chicken) of about
44 kin has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig or a donkey farmer first?
answer: you are willing to peddler (silly pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high Why not kick the stars?
answer: for the stars will did no disturb him. Why did no they say hello?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with




1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will appear after death? ●
3 movies What people can not wear a hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five brains, but people do not muse it strange it? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the physician the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers,Nike Shox Menn, his family started to cry, what causes it? ● If something happens
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to hear to and hear the most? ● CD
11's longevity hidden? ● Keep breathing, do not exhale
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers flower all year round, what is spent? ● plastic bloom
14 Chang-e why I like alive on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 necrosis fart called? ● disappearance
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island namely? ●
19 asylums on the road when the globe exploded, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to consult how to recover the honor of man, and suddenly I listened their wives to the , we run, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead after
21 What is the navel of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 general nigh the earth? ● Arabic
23 a child and an mature walking in the dark night, a child is an adult son, mature child is not the father, may I ask why? ● Because they are the mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 pummel beat hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer Of course not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● idle
28, a woman divorced several times to activity a four-character idioms? ● before the public (work) to make gas (relinquished)
29 people who stutter do anything the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, emulated by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not know my heart
33 men with drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun from the west? ● curse when
36 have fair given birth to a child, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is the same for parents of students,Nike Shox OZ, yet they are not duals, is it likely? ● likely, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everybody first thing to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 city opened a fashionable hospital, advanced equipment and agreeable service. But what is curious is this: here is not a patient really received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not by heating, how can now put into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a peckish cat walked beside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually go its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest walls
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously harmed motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has 3 sons, excellent son labeled Ming, the second son cried two out, three sons called? ● Of way, cried the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a rill to work to go; However, the river did not warship neither bridge. So he would swim cross the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the additional side, the afternoon, the river length and flow rate are not changed, but more importantly is his swimming speed did not alteration, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim along the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours increase up to one hour
45 sea on a great ship, it would have been the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually sink into the sea on a! This is why (the boat people who are not productive and overweight exists; no heaviness on embark)? ● Do not dread, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing,Nike Shox Butikk, not granted to go back, not granted to walk around, not allowed to see in the mirror and ask if they can see every other's face? ● surely can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of s duck Comparison of grief? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the altitude

51 can not also by what? ● Excuse
52 into the menagerie to watch the 1st animal? ● conductor
53 amplifying glass can not be what it is distended? ● what is inverted angle
54 will amplify by half? ● 6
55 at all times you call it it's name will be devastated, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never actually been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, a wastage of his parents, Amy did not know diplomatic languages, he is not unconcerned, but favor as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can ruddy with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a normal black relentless, in the September 7 that day, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the river base
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best confused man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, must fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one challenged tried to mediate

65 Lin after important surgery for an false center. Disease is cured,Nike Shox, her girlfriend has to crash in a moment, why is it so? ● did not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a human can do, two people can not attach. This is what to do? ● dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go family before

68 forget to bring the key found in the family and no others, then what is your greatest hope? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good edible, what? ● launched

72 can not beverage whichever brandy? ● Why a flask of iodine

73 marked toxic pills are harmless to people? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have the exertion? ● asleep
75, one entity, people understand to buy,Nike Shox Monster, sell people know only along the people do not know, What is this? ● coffin


76 It is said that a female like a book, what books you like a fat woman? ● consolidated

77 is alligator and shark bite feel differ? ● No an knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters northwardly, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters further south, corner right back and asked where the cow's tail move? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the chief cause of divorce? ● married

81 9 个 orange given to 13 kid, how to separate it just? ● juiced

82 put a pencil on the layer, no one can make the across, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people,Nike Shox Dreams, and do not have oil or other fuels? ● Earth

86 for panic of shape, not to have children after wedding how to call pulchritude? ● phoenix

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 Why do geese fly south? ● feet away because of slow
93 melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● cheat

94 has 6 bowl bread, six children each assigned to one, but also reserve a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the kettle with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a hairdresser

96 a word, everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● two sides. Inside and outdoor
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days