1. farmer kill the cock but catch none, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: you are his mother thought I was foolish, I go into a widow she had. . .
2. a woman to urinate in the toilet, a drunk drink strayed into, hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fold,
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3. Early the next morning,
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4. hunter hunting, watching the trees there are two birds, lay a gun was found not only hair, and are wondering, the other down the cursed bird hunter: He *,
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5. to support only a parrot hanging in the hotel entrance, a guest to say: ran in, and parrot said: grip, break apart and found that abortion is a drug, just listen to children, said: He * is! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! !
7. At the end, the leadership came to power Mongolian actress pulled a beautiful hand greetings do not let go, but he kept asking What is your name? Actress said excitedly: Malegebi
8. Stand higher, see a farther; water clear there are no fish were invincible to the base! Go its own way to let others go a taxi. Wear someone else's shoes, so go find someone else.
9. What is depressed? Is the three-one people beaten, the group of people to hug Ma, wallet stolen people, people with a slip of his wife, the family also got left porridge a rancid smell, and eyeball doubled pumping, and go to the hospital ambulance Also ditch the car out!
10. moon cake fell in love with bread in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. Moon cake sad: (Hong Kong chamber) This is for what? Bread: my wife that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.
11. one day the hen flew up into the roof of the main popular angrily said, You can find a duck. does not matter, you can leave a aunt pants? After floating out of one person, that person said: I get home. God asked French French said: French said: Finally, the French said: The Chinese say: Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: The Chinese say: I walked and saw a bottle, open the plug and then emerge to a person, that person said: Total aggregate and Americans think that is better to let the Chinese people, so for a while and get back by him. So the Chinese people, said: French and the Americans urged the Chinese people rush to say the second wish. Chinese people for leisurely after drinking Erguotou fairy said: . The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: He said: the United States feeling old ass away. After seeing the Japanese require 10 mattresses. 2, 3 ... 100 kick, the Japanese got up, Paipaipigu, nothing; and Zhang foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-creation capabilities boast about it, and would like to sit while watching the show of the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: ants tightly holding the elephant's neck and hold the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangled him, and sample, but also his mother against!
16. ant against an elephant, and elephants to determine boxing match! The game early on in the boxing day elephant on stage waiting for the ants, the ants can not delay. Then the monkey messenger said: ant can not find a suitable set of boxing, mad!
a fat, found in the same seat on the plane actually a parrot. But now internet era, and what strange things there, did not feel strange. A little thirsty, so Miss Xiang Kongzhong to a glass of water, but the lady has been busy for a long time did not have time to bottled water. Then next to the parrot to speak: I X your uncle! You are not Zhaochou Ah ah! TM how I have not sent to the XO! Britain Britain stewardess immediately sent to the XO, and also kept apologize. Fat look, Oh, they eat this ah. So also shouted up: you grandma's! Is looking for fan ah! I want to how the water has not sent! Stewardess also immediately rushed to the scene, but this time followed by two large men. Two had one, to throw out the fat. How fat are in the air do not understand, how your face is not like a parrot? Then the door opened, parrots but also to throw out. Said the fat man next to the parrot flew: silly X, you do not Ya wings dare you cow?
A parrot is very smart, the restaurant owner so used to attract customers, whenever there are guests to dine when the parrot said: parrot really could not help myself, cried loudly: .
Japanese, said: 20 people turned away backward step, and then back is shot, Apple off the hook, he says proudly:
head on.
the British turned to go back 50 steps, and then back is shot, Apple off the hook, he says proudly:
people put a little apple on his head.
the Chinese turned to go back to step 3, then is shot back, his head was ringing off the hook, he says proudly:
> 18 A British Chinese people to travel, walking down the street, in a sudden emergency, quickly found a toilet, etc. He came out and saw everyone with strange eyes to see him, he looked back, the original just hurry to go their own the wrong toilet, into the ladies room. when he wanted to not lose face to the Chinese, then turned and bowed to the toilet, br> 19. prisoners were executed by firing squad, due to poor quality bullets, fired the first shot did not ring, then they opened a second shot. . . The third gun. . . Then prisoners cried, holding bailiff's thigh, said: Brother you strangle me to! Too ########ing scary .....
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