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3. someone cursed at the office: The Secretary considered a find! The Secretary just come: I'm a ask you What is it? This man quick on your feet: are we seeking hair, closely unite around you.
4. restaurants, women: Are you going to marry me in the end it? Men's silence. Woman: Do not think nobody wanted me, I'll be out the fire to find someone married in this! The waiter came over: Miss you to our restaurant guests are scared away.
5. a wolf feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar,office Professional Plus 2007 code, women are liars!
6. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, and then they put the second shot ... the gun ... then the third prisoner cried: Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
; 7. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
8. Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', br> day send her son to school, see the bus stop 8, then washed his son shouted: Yellow Army Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
9. A bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, bear to the mountains meet the tiger, scared the sickle, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to you it was a bear-like the Communist Party!
10. The farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound?
farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are stinking
sauce 11. must be Shoushenruyu! Comedy!
a pair of lovers in a walk, the men can do to test whether the Shoushenruyu girlfriend!
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14. Graduation seven years, finally received a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Mom's drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
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16 injured. Let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: ######## do not come outside when I came to a dead snail's voice: You say I'm not going his mother a drunk accidentally
17 from three House fall, attracted passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I also arrived
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