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Reprinted from 283798260 at 23:04 on October 31, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny 4-year-old boy kissed the girl 3 years old, the girl asked seriously:
lying about a male dormitory will continue until 3 am, suddenly want to discuss an issue, Sleep!
robbers: Get out safe password say! do not say kill you! female staff: I am not saying kill! Even if you spoil me, I do not say! robber after she looked up and down : Drop dead!
art school model provides boys and girls are not allowed to fall in love. Xiaoqiang not only talk but also to model pregnancy. is the school know. A few days later the school announced: Xiao Qiang is a result of damage to props dismissed.
female tears, male huff said: I tell you how many times, this ring is the bird research station of the people I put on, not wedding ring! I not married yet!
a male, his wife often affair, and felt invisible and colleagues to send a pair of couplet: As long as the days go off, the second line: even if the head a little bit green, scroll reads: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. woke to find the man really did not over the line,
只因是你 - Qzone日志, the woman severely beat a man slap in the face: You do not even like animals!
restaurants, women: Are you in the end you marry me? men's silence. Woman: Do not think nobody wanted me,
{Turn} Audition! How many people you harm!!!! Play to carefully read the Dance's, I'll be out the fire to find someone in this married! waiter walked over and said: Miss you to our restaurant guests are scared away.
day a taxi home drunk after drinking, reaching a 110 patrol car stopped and shouted: Even if you are a piece of one per km, there is no need to write such characters ah!
man, you know I scolded that day Why? I saw the shirt that The Way We underlined words below to could not help but reach out and a click.
a woman wearing a skirt on the bus step, tight skirts can not lift the leg, the solution is still not buckle skirt into two, see you later, a man is watching her, then cursed rogue! man: You only rogue, so both of us a while you buckle Solutions!
airborne exercises Executive asked: How many recruits do this year? little soldier, said: come down to see ass to know! Executive, said: Why? little soldier said: recruits are footprints on the ass!
guard in the comfort Condemned: Do not be afraid, very fast current, there is no pain. Then came the screams from the torture chamber. Condemned trepidation: What was that? guard: power failure,
tory burch shoes, they replaced the candles.
remember? TV singing a song that you go, four judges down three, but fortunately, a judge took office excited to hold your hand and said: Talent ah! someone else is singing for money, your singing is terrible ah!
two dwarf stay, one person went to bed early. dwarf all night listening to the shouting next door:
M: Oh, I love you ..... I really like you ..... Can I kiss you? Female: no sense of shame ...... M: Then I kissed him good ......
old man to his wife before dying confession: I once had a extramarital affair,
A foreign country is the fire prohibited article, would you please forgive me! Wife: more big, ah, you can rest in peace out! Which one child our house looks like you?
an electrician into the operating room, to a man wearing an oxygen mask for the dying said: Hey! You listen well, take a deep breath, I need power for five minutes!
mother with deep myopia stiffness honeymoon daughter back to the eye to the emergency room, and angrily said: the man with her back, is not earlier that her honeymoon!
hunters see the bird in the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird watching, said the bullet did not hit on each of the offerings: scared to death, scared dead! Village
I got left I was a bachelor, the other man gave birth to baby have a ligation,
tory burch 2011, the doctor, you also I ligation of the bar, I am afraid what if the pregnant woman, not able to bear this responsibility I ah.
hostess: Are you pregnant? Maid: Yes, ah! Do not you pregnant? Mistress angrily retorted: But I was pregnant with my husband! Happy to go along with the maid: I am also ah!
a white to the Black campaign speech,
tory burch flats, in order to win the support of black voters, the speech he had blurted out:
singing a crazy in bed, rolled over and began to sing, to sing on the pillow, the attending doctor asked: sing the B side finished the course.
cliff just a small rat paw waving, jumping over and over again to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, the anxiety to say: it either father tell it, it is not we own the!
丢车 an old man, when he bought a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and folders a sheet of paper: Ah you stole! next car Meidiu, and more than two locks and a piece of paper that read: Ah you ride!
Spice call a taxi. other : Miss,
tory burch boots, do you wear? Spice: red miniskirt! the other side: that to where? Spice Girls: the thigh 啦!
few people see the sunrise, one pointing to the trees, said: I see. Others also said saw. Then, after the tree was Tizhekuzai out: to see to see, yelling what?!
boys are generally not allowed on the girls floor, to the need to leave before 8 pm, or to 8, the floor length aunt shouted: girls, see a visitor out.
afraid the old lady sitting on the bus station every station will be asked to stop her car kept the driver stabbed with an umbrella This is the exhibition center? >
Xiaoming go to the beach, see the sea can not help but cried: Mother! Where? We'll interrogate him Wait ten months before birth
one long lines to the toilet. finally, there was only one person, he said: too ah.
someone a friend in the street. When he had just asked the wife and friends when, suddenly remembered that she had died, and right again changed his tune: right? >
group of birds pecking at the mud nests under the eaves, Lei Cheng shouted after the swallows on the roof, the courtyard of the children curious, ask Dad. Father: Ah, contractors hiding, not for others wages.
robber: br> Today, a mosquito you wake up lying on my pillow, next to a suicide note: I struggled all night failed to pierce your face,
tory burch bags, you have a thick skin to let me discredited live in this world, Lord please forgive him ah I was suicidal.
grandmother and grandchildren watch television. grandson, said: No food, how could it have money to burn hair?
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