1. On instinct - a big difference between men and women
a franchise of marriage women matrimonial services open new stores in the city center, directly into the selection of women - a favorite for spouse. In front of the store, set the side of the sign: - individual can only go shopping - time,
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- to the store looking for a woman - a husband. On the first floor reads: These men have jobs. A woman without even looking up on the second floor, second floor reads: men have a job here and loves children. Woman on the third floor, third floor read: men have a job here and loves kids, but also very handsome. Wow! She sighed, but still force myself to climb. Fourth floor: the men here have a job and love children. Suffocating handsome, but also to help with the housework. Wow! Give me a break! Cried a woman,
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Soon, men, marriage services, a franchise store opened across the street, with the former mode of operation - norms - like. Pretty woman in the first layer. The second layer of pretty women and money ... ... the results of the second floor above the floor of the third layer to the six men never go through ... ...
【Explanation】 woman's instinct is fantasy. Man's instinct is reality. This is why good women left men never left more than good reason why the marriage of the Rouge of the North is more than reason to blame the men. Its empty-handed or right to seize the existing strengths, and love the advantages of living.
2. about trust - a woman the difference between men did not come home at night
- a woman did not come home one night, the next day said that he slept with her husband in a female friend,
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- a man did not come home one night to sleep, next day he told his wife that he slept in a brother there, she called his wife's 10 best friends, 8 brothers to determine Her husband slept in their home ... ...
there two, said: whether they are there. Predictably, once again proved the point of view! More outrageous is that I actually have a buddy at his house drunk, is asleep, and asked my wife not to call me up and answer the phone?
in hanging up the phone, it hit my buddy's phone call immediately, without waiting for a turn to speak to me cried out: Where is it? Go home, your wife looking for you, I say you I go back home before the drunk ... ... ... ... Do not forget to drink When finished, I looked at my wife was silent ... ...
【Explanation】 We have all heard the story of the wolf is coming. Do not know every day crying wolf. When we repeatedly ask for the trust. Do not forget to trust the other side is a clear conscience.
3. on gender -
boys pick up the money using an ATM card:
parked next to the ATM,
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girls pick up the money using an ATM card:
parked next to the ATM, make up with makeup mirrors, turn off the engine, put the key purse, get off. Search through bags looking for an ATM card, insert the ATM card,
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reading this article, and finally understand why God wanted to create in the manufacture of men after a woman, because the two completely irreplaceable. So do not ask a man as careful and considerate it as a woman, like do not ask a woman like a man altogether decisive.
4. for a change -
love when a man holding a woman to sleep. The woman said: I hold you too tight, I'm almost choked. Man said with a smile: hold you like, or I can not sleep. When they become husband and wife after the woman complained one day: you did not sleep at night, hold me, and I sleep a person what is the difference?
Man said: hold together, we all sleep well, do not you think you?
day, the man suddenly picked up the woman in the busy city, a long long way to go. Woman laughed and said: You crazy? Driving me down, people see the bad. The man said: What are they afraid? I like to hold you.
years later,
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day, a woman with a man, said: hold me! Men obediently bend over the woman to bed. Some years later, a woman with a man, said: hold me to bed! Men snappily said: you broke your foot?
Day,
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【Explanation】 hard to believe, the day after holding a number of years you do not hold you,
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5. On Demand -
O - 5 years: female → mother. M → mother.
6 - 10 years: boys girls → not hate on it! M → girls can bully boy with me.
11 - 15 years: six or seven-year-old female → fifth big brother. Men → soccer, basketball, tennis, table tennis ... ...
16 - 20 years: Seventeen-year-old girl → We all praise for the M → woman, a woman on it!
21 - 25 years: F → 25-29 year-old man, have a career, taste, talent ... ... M → 2O ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman.
26 - 30 years: Female → still insist men older than themselves. M → 2O ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman.
30 - 40 years: a good fit female → soul man. M → 2O ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman
40 - 50 years: Female → man. M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman.
50 - 6O years: female → man with her remaining years. M → 2O ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman.
70 - 80 years: five or six-year-old girl when → find one, do not need to care. M → 2O ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman.
80 - 9O years: female → man died later than their own. M → Though I have presbyopia, not clear ... ... but I still hope that 20 to 24 years old ... ...
Summary: After a man hit ... ... from 20-year-old woman on the very specific needs.
【Explanation】 woman, 25 years ago enjoy love. 25 years old to bid farewell to the dream of love it, its the dream lies in the man who better to dream of their faith in himself, anyway, men from 20 years of age have no hope.