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1, the first time men and women go to bed is difficult, since more and more easy; women first and men go to bed very easily, since more and more difficult

2, men make money Like his wife after divorce, men make money, and his wife want to divorce.

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5, before the marriage and let a woman eat a man to borrow money, borrow money and let a woman married a man eat.



6,ugg boots on sale, a man having an affair is reflected in more and more busy work, a woman having an affair is reflected in more and more salt to do the dishes.

7, a woman said to you

8, the traditional man is pure before marriage, after marriage promiscuity; modern men fool around before marriage, after marriage to become honest.

9, before the traditional children very honest woman, started giving birth dreams, before the birth of modern woman dreams,ugg australia classic tall, after giving birth to become honest.

10, at home when the money men like bookkeeping, at home, when the rich women like accounting.



11, the relationship between man and his wife bad the relationship between him and the mother is good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband, she and her mother's relationship is also poor.

12, men do not make money when the women try so hard, make money when a man a woman regrets.

13, a man entrusted to his girlfriend to take care of their buddies, and finally became the man's wife, girlfriend, buddy according to when; woman sister were entrusted to the care of her boyfriend, the results have become the boyfriend of the sister wife, sister have also become when not.

14, when men think ML is definitely not his wife, a woman is to her husband.

15, the failure of men who like to than his wife, successful woman like other people than her husband.
16, illegal parking fine men and pol.ice noisy one, a woman in the side to persuade; illegal parking fine woman and a man beside a noisy, police in the side to persuade.

17, the biggest worry is the money man too, a woman's greatest worry is too much money.

18, most men like to buy useless things and most notebook computers, and most women like to buy the most useless thing is shoes.

19, a man good at discovering his wife's shortcomings, women good at discovering her husband's benefits.

20, a man having an affair is because the long desire to seek a woman having an affair because of depressed lonely.
21, a man called the conquest of lovers, the woman called the silly lovers.

22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, women take the initiative to kiss men planned event.

23, four-year-old woman had for her husband before the idea of ​​four-year-old man has for his wife after the action

24, a man good at discovering the advantages to others his wife, a woman good at discovering her husband own merits .

25, men and women angry quarrel in the car, if driving is a woman she would slam on the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.



26, men for money to the first mobile phone, and then change a car, and then for the house, and finally change clothes; woman money is just the opposite.

27, men to learn English in order to prove that they are OK, the woman to learn English has proven that they have not.

28, the poorest man is not bargain shopping, the most rich women have to bargain shopping.

29, successful man, there is a woman's support, successful women have a bunch of men behind the support.

30, women hated men Chen Shimei; men like most women is Lady.



31, men see a woman, love, the most beautiful, the most common marriage, divorce, the most ugly divorce then becomes beautiful; women see a man, the most sincere love, marriage The most boring, most hypocritical before the divorce, after divorce,knitted uggs, become sincere

32, for men, women are not the most beautiful woman; for women, most handsome man is already owned man.

33, then the wise woman is also in their looks confused, stupid man in a woman's appearance is also clear.

34, women are always afraid of men usually color, they complain that men do not go to bed color; men always show ordinary women too, go to bed a woman does not show fear.

35, the most embarrassing thing a man is drunk wife pestered his friends; women are the most embarrassing thing is pestering her husband's friends got drunk himself.
36, a woman of the man said,

37, divorced, not the property of men, certainly not a good man; divorce, not the property of a woman, it must be a good woman

38, a man sent a woman bras, that want to create a love relationship ; women give men's underwear, said it had been husband and wife.

39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.

40, a woman made a thousand dollars a unit, she would tell a man made a thousand dollars, to tell their friends, made a five hundred; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a five hundred, tell their friends made a thousand five.
41, henpecked at home, most do not dare contradict the man-in-law; at home, the women are most afraid of her husband dared to contradict her mother.

42, a woman will spend their own money to save her husband who, men will spend their own money to save the other woman.

43, men face a group of women, do not discuss the appearance issues; women face a group of men, do not discuss the issue of wealth.

44,Happy Dragon Boat Festival, a woman heard a man say that most like difficult to see another woman; man most like to hear a woman say to another man is a failure.

45, women often say that they comforted a woman miserable; men to comfort a man often said that another man miserable.



46, when the most stupid man is the first time wearing a suit to work, women are the most stupid is the first time when the streets wearing a Dress.

47, praised the beauty of other women's clothes like a beautiful, rich man like other men touted high income, the final result is the topic of conversation lead to himself.

48, returnees men speak Chinese when the Chinese have added a few words of English; returnees woman speaking English to a foreigner and there are a few Chinese.

49, men read the Dr. because of low IQ, women read the Dr. because of low emotional intelligence.

50, a man lying is a kind of habit, a woman lying is a kind of need.