Comedy CCB to help me set up a goose meal

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Case 1:
the message is finally received a liar, and said that my card is in the Tianhe City Construction Bank spending 9,000 yuan, to buckle my money. Provides a check number is 85971106. You can help me make this phone call a barbecued pork with rice?
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me: fight, called a barbecued pork with rice, he said he was not fast food shops, was built × × × center line as light as a swallow

me: hit. I am a difficult person to a barbecued pork, roast goose dinner.
growled the other side, said: say not a room call myself! ! !
cool vest
me: Hey ~ ~ ~, is the CCB × × × center?
each other: Yes! Is there anything you can help
me: Please help me fix a roast goose dinner the other :~~~~
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prince
CCB × × × center?
Yes, is there anything I can help you receive the message I
consumption of 9,000 yuan Teem
please wait ... ... Yes, now we will not have to ... ...
scam it
Oh, you are mistaken, we are here ... ...
you help me fix a barbecued pork, right
what?
nothing, just suddenly want to eat rice with barbecued pork
%%?%?%** beep?? toot?? toot??
pcc
I fought a ah:
me: What do you, ah, how cooking super set is less than?
other :~~~~ hang
forbidden colors
opened the
I: What is the CCB × × × center?
each other: Yes, here is the construction of the line × × × center
I: What is your address where ah?
each other: Zhao Road, Yuexiu District, (did not catch) XXX No.
me: Oh, that you help me fix a barbecued meal?
each other: ah?
me: I can not go next door to help provide a barbecued pork?
~~~~~~~~~~ hung
prince
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fought each other: Hello
me: I have given a barbecued pork dinner sausages can be changed it?
hung ~
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get through, and I said, ordering, and before I hung up the finished yarn
Long To Dry

I just call up the afternoon tea : Here is the center of China Construction Bank up
× × × phone: Yes, you ~ ~ ~
me: Please help me to send cookies to add cups of tea, Tianhe District, go-vern-ment, would like to thank
Tel: Du ~~~~~~
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I hit:
me: Here is where you ah?
each other: the Construction Bank × × × center.
me: Well, I associations here,metallic ugg boots on sale, some people complained that you pick up the phone do not send barbecued pork to ~
other :~~~
opened the Hornsey
:
Operator: Hello?
I: What is the construction of the line center?
operator issued after 5 seconds hesitation the voice: Yes.
me: I heard that you made money here?
Operator: send money? Made any money?
me: do not know, ah, here you have made in the legend Boyd. Where are you, ah, tell me the address.
Operator: where you are.
me: Guangzhou.
Operator: Where is Guangzhou?
me: do not know, they say here, called the Heavenly Lake. They say there are good to eat your roast dinner.
operator that is playing, so: you waiting for us to give money to you.
me: Well, wait for you big liar!
toot. . . . . . . .
colleagues have been laughed into one. Another: This phone is definitely PHS.
fan kwai litchi
(phone call, did not say anything)
each other: Hello, hello ~
(or did not say anything 。。。)
each other: Hello, this is the bank × × × center
Q: Which bank?
each other: the Construction Bank
Q: × × × application for FREE with barbecued pork can not?
each other: Du ~~~~
prince
Hello, CCB × × × center
Hello, please help me find barbecued pork
prince
Female: Hello
me: Well, I'm fine
Woman: Hello, I am here CCB × × × center
me: help me find barbecued pork
(woman did not speak, and the person next to whisper a little, the phone to a man)
M: are you looking for?
me: I'm looking for barbecued pork
M: Oh ~ ~ ~ What are you looking for barbecued pork
I do for you: do not tell you
M: Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ barbecued pork is not done here Oh
me: here the two of them did not it?
M: Two?
Me: ah, my friend, a pork, a rice
Man: (he even laughs ~ ~ ~) is the ah, they do not dry
me here: Why?
M: Anyway, they just quit
me: Is not you stupid, poor performance, lie less than money? He hung up

Ya-Ya Yi
me: Hey ~ ~ ~, is the CCB × × × center?
each other: Yes! Is there anything to your
can help me: I just received a message that my card at Wal-Mart's consumption of 9,000 yuan. Editor's Note ah,faux fur boots, ah, I have not been to Wal-Mart. Sudden death to me.
each other: that you provide your card number. I check the computer for you.
I: Which card number, I'm the card a lot, do not know exactly what the.
each other: is your CCB × × × No. Yeah,
me: I × × × a lot of CCB Chang Oh,
the other side: a half-day did not speak out. . . .
me: I'm sorry what time is it, Miss,
each other: three
me: I do not eat lunch, then you call me a spare ribs with it,What you know is that I, to add chili sauce Oh
the other side: had never silent. . . . After nearly 30 seconds, said: nearly 30 seconds, hang up the 。。。。
Oh, my own hook, dull.. I have not thought a good spade, as it has to laugh.

I opened the left hand is men picked up the:
M: Hello
me: Hello, What CCB center?
M: This is the center of China Construction Bank, how may I help you?
me: I am receive a message that I built a 9000 line card spending, I would like to ask what the situation
M: Do you report your account to me, I can help you check
me: Well, I spending so many points you have?
M: Some
me: What it can deliver?
M: can be met, would you please give me the account to the
me: I realized that a Box barbecued pork it
Male :~~~~~~
I: Any Shuangpin
that men also became hung up, I laughed lying
Hornsey
a volunteer partners hit:
fish: no consumption, consumption of why I have?
each other: Mobile phone number and card number?
fish: I re-apply for a card can do?
each other: not
fish: very popular this year, Tiger Zhou Oh, help me order a week it tiger meat.
each other: We do not have
fish: it helped me square in the days of fixed-room entertainment, but also as expensive.
each other: Sure!
estimated that there are good responses, do not hurry do not fire. but a lot of people playing them the past is always a warning, the wisdom of the masses is infinite ~
flow de I played slide
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her: Hey ~ ~ Hello (very gentle)
me: you are building okay?
her. Yes, yes!
me: yesterday I I received a message that the city consumed 5,000 Tianhe! how's going?
her: a place where you are spending all of our messages to inform you of the CCB's!
me: do not go there ah!
She: Do you send your name, phone, card number, I'll check what!
me: This is the CCB did not you? (a sudden increase in tone)
her: I am here, or tell you Why so many? (sound a little shake)
me: Well, told you the person in charge! way to help me come to a barbecued pork with rice, egg!
Case 2:
open the e-mail yesterday, and suddenly found a letter written on the title: prize, reward 88,000 yuan may be dashing to receive calls. Contact: Mr. Lin 01333 *** 2166. the enterprise, Guo Buchu I expected, many people in the online discussion and abuses this scam. because in the second prize was ten thousand people, Ever since, even taking a point of bad water and the whole gang of crooks want to look ~!
evening meal, even called Qi dual flatmate, deployment plan, 7 o'clock, the domestic time, two in the afternoon, I set aside in the past with large thangka, first to explain their winning things, then there is an old woman , and that the Office of the Hong Kong Shenzhen Hongsheng Group (in fact, we checked the IP finder phone number is ** state) Congratulations I win, call me first exchange fee of 2% in the past, and then to an address in Hong Kong award. At this time, even playing girlfriend (I open the phone hands-free), said: hit the keyboard, do like the sound track, the whole point not to sound as if the Public Security Bureau Command Center ~! ~! , Southern accent, came to address him by my name!
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pcs old friends again. grandma, my gas, damn liars, selling information to others is worse,ugg bailey button!
I said: Yeah right, look, I said, Well you wits have short memories, do not even listen to my voice out. > each other a bit startled: almost rogue caught yet ah? species, not to speak, hung up.