Send some messages to tease your boyfriend or girl

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1. I want you to know how to it? Is to draw you to the bedroom, turn out the lights, draw the curtains you crazy by the bed. . And then gasping in on you. . Say to you: \hut, sleeping on the lawn, still no trace of you, my heart almost broke! ! Ye will be able to raise such a big pig lost it?

3. you sneak into my room, on my bed, even told me to play hide and seek, and I'm sleep, I'm crazy, I know you love me, kissing me, but also bite me .... damn mosquitoes, a slap shot dead!

4, remember? That day I saw you in the park, sit in the sun a good lazy ocean baa uncomfortable, I asked what are you doing, you mysterious smile: \

5, the night has been deep, and I woke up because I thought of you, why do you always in the middle of the night I quietly Xiangbao when you leave me? I really need to you! You're my favorite pillow, which went out of it!

6. This may be the last time I message you, I hesitated to tell you,herve leger dress, I'm going to Beijing, tickets are bought, I have no way, really! Hu said that he quit, so I went to the chairman Oh!

7. each and I kissed her mouth, and will be I get rid of, maybe you will think I am too harsh, in fact I'll miss that kiss Verge, feeling really very fragrant, But I had no way to do,christian louboutin sale, eating escargot is such thing!

8. I hope you can and I do some big business cooperation, we will worry about eating no worries about drink, but also travel around the world, I want to charm you will earn you more than I more, promise me? Go begging to go. .

9. big crowd, as you resist, you seem to not mind the expression, made me dull,ralph lauren sweats, indifferent to you I am not their minds, but I'm unable to extricate themselves, and now I want you understand. . . You standing on my foot it!

10. morning you gently approached my bed, affectionately kissed my face, your eyes that Shensui always watching me, I can not refuse you. . \Your hand to pull the pull: like going to the toilet, you taste in your mouth: it really was going to the toilet,juicy couture sale, and suddenly you a lot of noises: Fortunately, no step-_-!

12. I told my mom, I love you, I want you to go to my home, day and night with me. You know? Contacts through these days, I found I had not live without you! Really! Can my mother refused, she fiercely and said: \As the saying goes \

14. Today you woke up the pillow lay a mosquito, next to a suicide note: \world, the main ah please forgive him, I am committed suicide! \ye have not seen you change a mobile phone? People monsters phone messages too!

16. get dumped? Humiliation? Homeless? Even though the world dislike you, ignore you, at least our Animal Protection Association.

17. pigs and dogs are animals, the country's jailer. Caught day uninvited guest called SMS, to imprisonment, escape message the next day, the warden inquiries, grievances dog said: \nHZ! HS OM \Pinyin do you know? You also have a limit right stupid! Look at the phone upside down. . .

19. hear to see the meteor shower tonight is the big pig seat, then there will be a big pig fly from the sky, but unfortunately I can not see going to bed, you like, and so many people to see for you to fly!

20. toad pursuit of swans, swan: If I as long as you do, I already dead. Toad against: the pig it is also alive and well. After listening to pigs wronged: I just read messages, I provoke anyone? ,ed hardy shirts!

21. One day I said you are pigs, you are angry and said: I am a pig strange. Since then, I'll call you pig strange. One day you could not and, in front of everyone's face roared: I am not a pig strange! I suddenly silent ...

22. Yesterday I read that your model of mobile phone radiation with a particularly large, scared me, just about to inform you, they see less than that of the IQ 50 people does not work, which I assure you do not have to worry about,moncler pas cher, and continue to use it ...

23. No matter how high the day, how deep the sea, wind and more hard, foot long, fire and more heat, cold and more cold .... I just want to tell you: These are related to your business!

24. You know how I especially remember you? Year in kindergarten when the teacher said wet the bed a penalty 5 yuan, the second 6 yuan fine, three penalty seven dollars .... you actually stand up and ask how much money monthly? !

25. Songkran, we bless each other, splashing water. But you curse: Damn, what bastard throwing me? ! Others advise you: pour you a blessing you. You yelled: \also fair and reasonable, I think you 3, 4 I would like to wish you happy every day, 5 I am bored, 6, 3 is false.

27. sigh woman: no less than beautiful kitchen, the kitchen is not gentle, tender not assertive, independent not feminine, a feminine spend money, not spend money is not fashion, Fashion is not assured, rest assured can not see!

27. 6 met 9, said: walk on the walk Well, practice what it upside down; 0 met 8, said: fat on the fat of the Department is also what waistband; 7 met 2 say: OK, do not kneel , and then knelt down I will not marry you.