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Sergeant Major
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 236
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1. This is where the name is fart ah? Qian called feces a little hook!
3. Animals (people) have sharp eyes 5. He can fart into the chrysanthemum white pants collapse of children with children
9. They are not picking up the family thing to lose out
10. In front of their home from a night soil collection vehicle had to go out too salty taste
12 louder, does not cost your power!
14 crosstalk good! Criticized the ugly, Huo Xiang Zheng Qi.
15 old man left behind a total of more than a thousand traditional dialogue segment, through our constant efforts to cast it all these years, and now, more than four segments of the left. Not to say there are three hundred segments, as well as 100 and building a harmonious society in conflict.
6 We have a neighborhood child, Mandarin will be seven or eight foreign countries, what in English, Japanese, Korean, language of Yugoslavia, the North Slavic, West Bluff language ... ... Anyway, sitting together with the Boxer Rebellion against the squalling like he is not heavy!
17 house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house, rain, rain at times too great, the whole family went to the shelter on the street.
8 You must be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.
9 everyone is willing to listen, ah, is willing to listen to, ah, ah, or is willing to listen, I will not be forced.
10 this man robbed a bank to drive children to the North Third Ring Road on. Half past five p.m.! When the police to block the road to positive Cishi.
11 You look great when I was shameless charm.
12 ah? You do not know me? I am the artist ah! I have the artist more than a week.
13 Guo Degang: Royal Brother, I hope that world peace and the common people who live and work, peace and prosperity, not war, okay, ah?
God thought for a moment, this difficult child, we tell the truth, ah, I'm not that big capacity, really, really, brothers and I did not split your face, ah, I do not tell you anything else, you change as you? We'll take about anything else.
I touched him with a piece of someone else's photo, Royal Brother, you look at this, this is my fellow, his name is Yu Qian, a long, quite cold mixed, and did not make the object, you can give him a little more beautiful it .
God: (thought) or that world peace thing to talk about it (tear the photo)
Guo Degang: hey, how do you tear the photo, ah? Go you do not agree do not agree, why tear, I still have evil too!
14 home, money, open a door Cadillac 13. A voice that is a good machine, imported from Germany, Opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, straight into your traffic police shouting: 15 from Today onwards, I no longer eat lobster on the cake was.
16 grenade is expensive, if a dollar six, I will throw you a hundred dollars, the law if the matter, I had killed you!
17 This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like ... ...
18 okay! This is the same plane with the big hair, but also with a shake of glass! ...... Grow in hair, not to report ...... Tianjin Charade Daihatsu did not, and have to fly to shift the United States to the United States ...... go back half a year added more than 40,000 oil.
19 Guo: how to do ah? I'm too rich. Do not know how to spend. Hey? ! Yu Qian, or I pack you!
In: bag me? !
Guo: ah ... not money ... we have to choose one then looks Son!
20 birthday old: the Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ Little things.
Jade Emperor: how the birthday?
Old birthday: You have a hammer and nails? By me to make. My deer fence to bite the bad.
Jade Emperor: birthday, let me how to say you, that does not matter if you ride a deer, you have to feed it! ~
23 cold weather, send you a coat, a post office that is too heavy, I'll put down the fastener hinge pocket.
25 Man Shun, take what?
I can not tell you I took a boiled egg.
I eat.
Do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few.
I guess you give me one.
... ... You have to guess I gave you these two
... ... ... ... Like a long time, five, right?
26 is a denture
Quickly throw it.
Do not throw ah the more unfortunate.
How it?
Bolt on the small sticks and when the itch scratch children.
27 289,014 flights bound by the dozen Xizhimen Daxing Huangcun, 5 yuan fare, please check. You said it was more interesting. There was shouting crew stations, fast large seat on the faster children, children with large blocks. Ensure you have a great seat!
29 such and such a birth, his father became ill and was returning home, his mother the most is not easy. Here children are her husband, children here are children, had pipe. To the side of children fed breast-feeding, child feeding the other side of medicine, feeding feeding, feed the drug. Hey medicine, fed breast-feeding. His father especially strong, the child eating you out. .
31 law-abiding Zhao Zhao sad, strong beam singing every night, selfish riding mules, and just a fair go hungry. Blind repair bridges and roads, set fire to kill more children, I went to the Western Paradise asked the Buddha, Buddha said: I Mozhe!
32 Do not go to dinner to go. Who is going to who will buy it. listen to crosstalk twenty, sixteen thousand booing. and then laughed to add money. 34. Yu Qian: left a tooth for a Seya
Guo Degang: He ate lotus root, sets Yaner in it!
35 a bit slow. start Yeah, I thought it was dirty carburetor, a check ah know, is the pedal out ... ... 40 how to describe him with your looks do this? Kao Baishu seen it, just baked good, too hot in his hand, and accidentally did not hold, off the ground, and over there, came a child, wearing nail shoes, one foot on a piece of sweet potato the. . His face just like that it would like this sweet potato. (Holding main: He looks to become a story)
42 you are three cliche - but I like it.
45 I want to commit suicide, intended to jump, this jump I have a research, 2nd Floor, 20th floor, with not the same as the 2nd floor is 46. Heard the news of the death of your father, a Ku Cheng neighbors: 47. Midnight noon, two gentlemen took to the streets in the nude, also Li Ching is also wearing a glasses - and then wear a mask if the three-count.
48. Down two nurses, a beautiful ah: Yi Miqi big tall, even coming from the beard, a slap in the wide-care center hair.
49. Yu Qian's father - King Father.
50. Li Ching has a cousin, wearing high heels can go on tiptoe under Xiali go look shabby ah te, her photos posted on the door of evil, posted on the bed contraception.
51. Have you seen what the triad pattern was also Crayon it?
53.
55. We all drove back to Beijing, and the teacher as he was higher than ours, we drove him, look down on us from a pedal bike back.
54. The old man the past few days sweating armpits is a smell that smell of cumin.
57. You finish by playing monk.
58. 郭德纲: Come Lay Lodge essays curse your father.
Yu Qian: Yes.
Guo Degang: Most people invited to come? Lodge came, Gongdelin's have come, have come from the Shihlin, McDonald's has come, Quanjude came.
59. 郭德纲: watch your father so, my heart is not the taste. I played a little with the old man, grew up in front, and looked at me growing up. Now he was sick like this, I was able to taste What is.
Yu Qian: is.
Guo Degang: Oh ... ... (pointing) Father, you ... you have today.
60. 郭德纲: Once the case has a dismembered body was dismembered, dismemberment, sight. Detective Q Yu Qian: 61. Three words written on the tower, 62. You have not seen my wife, beautiful! Big tall, big face plates, heavy eyebrows, dark beginnings of eyes. She was not a beard, have a beard like with Zhang Fei.
This aircraft is also 64 diesel.
66 White House, the White Yo - just brush the pulp.
67 come to the White House door stood twenty, men are woman, get a shopping bag are ready - press it! I have to watch out words, do not be what they caught the handle, throw the Chinese people in the face. Down the left, group of people all over the: Why do you have to eat the White House Department of Cultural Affairs.
Inside the White House for a rockery, a banner the following: family planning, everyone's responsibility.
69 If the two conditions, a blessing in Pig fleshy dependent.
70 Tieling several stations in the United States short of it!
72 difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
73 girls turned around, Long Lelong four stalk their hair.
75 walked, hey, a question mark before the edges of a child, Liu Bei, a jump, , a question mark children, touch, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei, raising his hand, My appetite you know, and I do not eat duck, so I ate the four could not eat, I say: can not eat, but also home to eat it later.
77 My goodness, so exciting. My heart would turn out.
81 of the original will, speak, I thought I was blind it.
82 Guo Degang: Yu Qian: Guo Degang: 83 rogue taking advantage of the moonlight, a few disgraceful Qing Li, cousin to the insult, and the moon came out, turned himself in to a few rogue.
84 people want to do some good spirits to know the total dry point total to bad spirits do not know that we are too embarrassed to ghost
85 I like the flute, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the flute, and I like the erhu, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the erhu, and recently I liked the bells. .... my wife said: countries hardly managed to dig out, not buried
86 Guo Degang: I'm going to steal two of us to Terra Cotta Warriors, Yu Qian, and his father to paste put it on the mud, then washed terracotta warriors and horses on the Eight Honors and Eight Shames written to get round to sell Pan
Volume 87, steamed to a rice cake to eat, eat Chaogan International biggest names in the morning, lunch Luzhu fire in the evening stew fermentation sub-
Yu Qian: This international big names enough gas smell of urine
88 clothes off and a slap in the width of hair care center, this pattern with two children octopus.
89 Guo Degang: Mummy, there were several? ........ Hey, Yu Qian, you idle it, and I wrap the cloth you how to lie in that
Yu Qian: accomplished. You forget, me and my dad go again in the Terra Cotta Warriors that stand
Guo Degang :.................. you like this comic drama, how are you?
90: King: This is a tribute to the monster fan to help it?
91: Guo: In: In: 92: This week adults ah, the small time when the three-year-old child playing in the backyard, suddenly stepped on by the clouds of heaven coming to play a god, down to him children, he wondered: , what is this bird? This is, ah! God was not happy: A child frightened: Fairy said: 95: 96: This week, the rain under a 2 a 4 days 3 days
97: My friend said he printed counterfeit money to help me, I gave him 50 ~ ~ He gave me a quick money counterfeit money, I doubt that he lied to me
99: chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, that uncle to give you a smile.
101: old father lying in bed, you are a dutiful son, ah, the old father looked like, rub your bed for Ben, and saw the old man right now, where trace gas, what to say, said it would not out to be my pen and paper used, slightly unsteadily in the paper to write a few words, 102: Guo Degang: find me a director asked me to shoot a nude scene, my beautiful fart fart Britain Britain's gone. Come back with a cry like Liu Bei: nude is nude of the Tate's husband of more than 20 children with played in the river floating corpse, froze me.
The next day they told me that there was a kissing scene is missing me is not enough, Nazan to another Pidianpidian's go, come back with a cry like Liu Bei: kiss kiss kiss with the hippopotamus, hippopotamus's mouth so big my head all wrapped into it.
Later told me that I have a bed scene of beauty fart fart Britain Britain's go. Come back with a cry like Liu Bei: the bed is a bed scene, I have a passion in bed Dan Mianhua. Fast Yunsi me.
103: ...... Come back quickly, we are waiting for you! 104: Your physique good to see that this is definitely gonna live to die.
105: His sword was cold, his knife is cold, his heart was cold, his blood was cold on the frozen ... this grandson!
107: hot pot, duck pot, dish the meat of over forty dishes to,
I go, Father, that what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian you know,
Yu Qian? Who,
Yu Qian ah, your son, he was dead,
What?! Yu Qian ~ ~ my son ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you die, you, you put the shrimp handed me 111: The Worst Boss! 13-year-old killed his father, 15-year-old mother into the river to the age of 17 are full of self-destruction! She looked less than 5 minutes, tears down the children - 112: That was your father, I said your father! 116: buy a PHS phone, Kill, first hit a squalling, and in playing an apology.
Buying looking to buy a genuine, buy a pirated, fast forward to see one, fast forward to see one.
Buy a washing machine washing machine cylinder, a cylinder mounted meters, a cylinder mounting surface.
118: How are you? - How are you?
How old are you? - How old are you?
119: old man, please point your civilization Ah!
120: - I have good news and bad news, you first listen to what?
- The bad news?
- We lost, it is estimated to live after the cow was eating the
- That good news?
- Some cow dung!
- POW! ! !
121: If I sky a star, you're the sun; if I insulin, you're high blood sugar; I Xi Yang Yang, are you Wolf; I was Guangyuan orange, you are Sanlu milk powder; I Edison Chen ... ... ... ...
122: Yu Qian is also home these days there is some thing. (Bow) to their home ah ~ ~ Father, away! Hey, Why not to a few days ago, December 30, 2006, hanged in the United States ~ ~ ~
Yu Qian: 123: the tailor did not want to cook is not a good soldier!
124: Guo Degang: You pressure (Ah) force big?
Yu Qian: You curse is how was it?
Guo Degang: This is in Shanghai, how will people understand this, then it?
125: Guo Degang: I envy you!
Yu Qian: envy what ah?
Guo Degang: so young to know me now? !
127: I entered the room, drink! Look at this old lady Hefatongyan, spirit! It is sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding that the 128: ah attack and had a child with his special master pro. His stomach this teacher a bad water. One day, teach children, said: boy, the family home to see people say nothing else just like him to say The child learned. A home to see his mother, and the front is the sentence: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out fifty dollars to a child, telling him: Do not tell your father that baby ah, ah, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. his dad said: I know the truth! his father to put a child said nothing out of the hands of two hundred and told children: Never talk to your mother ah! this child thinking that this would make his fortune ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. to see everyone that I know the truth. Results one day see them at home in front of the post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying, said: good son, father hug! 129 A: do you know why the Great Wall
B: Qin Shi Huang had to resist the Huns ah
A: No
B: That is why
A: He is the Great Wall to commemorate those who died because of those talents of the Great Wall repair
B: This does not have enough support to do
4: I am the air, ah, severely scolded him saying: I give you to get out. (Worry not agile mouth)
5: You pay less than fifteen hundred a month, you even think about keeping young actress.
6. Flashed before my eyes the image of many heroes, Simon Daguan Ren, Chen also love photography (Edison Chen)
7: Hello my name is Guo Degang, guess what I'm
8: Confucius said: Cabbage is so good to the arch of the pig
9: Go find a performing artist for our performance
10: Go we all know, horses go on, take the field like to go, commander, eh, eh, Hu friends .....
11: My father anxious, roll up their sleeves: his aging mother, and you fight the
13: wife uncomfortable prostate
14: I give you triad work as long as you give money, and smashed the glass people, throwing feces. However, one may add money to throw excrement, and you turned around and tried to grab and grip do not feel like shit (Yu Qian: You can be really dirty in the underworld)
15: I went into: after the monthly protection fees. (Yu Qian: People let you out quite a good enough)
16; me the wall, ah, face 20 years to, as long as all sides, a large rectangle.
17: I am a triad, and you pity me
18: I stopped that woman walking on the road for robbery, asked to know is laid-off workers, getting more and more poor, and finally I gave her five dollars
19: It is a difficult movement, back flip three weeks a half months and two days
20: Where to where to lie down and fall
21: I especially hope you give me help, you give me a love, I will still your one-night stand
22: I'm not afraid of difficulties in my dictionary there is no hard words. . . . . I do not have a dictionary. . . No word on my dictionary
23: She picked up the slipper to hit me, Oh, you had me as a Bush.
25: my grandfather's wine bubble ah well, I drink that drink uncle is dead, and later to a forensic autopsy report, said that wine and arsenic in the formula is the same.
26: Our family has a lot of antiques, my uncle's slippers, grandma's pickles, my grandfather's ashes
27: I bought a few enjoy a display of paintings, a beautiful landscape, Fuwa, a set of five ....
28: I bought Wang's own handwriting of characters: One World One Dream.
29: I eat a piece, I deceived my stomach: you eat, you eat the ...
30: Do not think that there are bad tattoos, tattoo it there Yue Fei, Wen in the back with four characters: a visit
31: The climbing tower game, set or two third prize, fifty thousand first prize, second prize of seventy .....
32: I'm old and expensive watches, original 350,000, kick off 420 ....
33: I was sent to the North of the 400 points
13. I have a comic dialogue with China an agreement, I was responsible for comedy. They are responsible for taste.
14. Ah, how do you come, I thought it on the props
18. Not allowed to say three of my custom, I used three popular curse.
21. Undressed, which I know you're the nation
24. Ershen after rubbing my spine
31. Who can not fight human nature ~
32. 38. You're so ########in Yu Qian
43. Can you tell what is directed, what is the rogue it? Can you tell what is an actress, what is a prostitute it? Can you tell what is the killer, what a doctor?
47. A man to rank or grade, meat, streaky three points.
53. I do not do harm to the society that contributed
56. I built a 70-meter chimney, did not give me money, I later learned that the drawings upside down, people want to drill wells
59. Justice has not tired of fat
70. See previous clawed through swimsuit butt, butt now clawed see swimsuit
72. .. You are a donkey Him? ?
73. Is a Seeing Eye bitch becomes a digital
77. Yu Qian said: My father is not to say comic dialogue.
Guo Degang said: Your father is listening to the comic dialogue.
79. This tree that I planted, I drive this road is, to this pass, slipped out of pants to. After fierce fighting, the rogue officers are women, stripped
81. Shitai, you right from the old monk
83. Noodles you will be able to pry open a lock, to give you a packet of instant noodles to pry open the lock the entire corridor
85. Thank God for my grandson 卤煮 fire which brought me ...... go ~~~
87. Blonde with eyes closed, eyes closed it
89 .-- to have friends from afar is not enough you have to se the ~
90. I have been to your clients
92. You are a professor ... ...
94. .. Comfort is the comfort for several years now that the comfort
97. 99. Just as I was sad when I see my girlfriend, and her boyfriend on a
104. Yu Qian's father, ranked No. 8, no I do not know something well-known in Beijing, known as Beijing in Beijing 8 8 Lord God of ... ... 8 Beijing (Beijing bar)
106. We two (referring to old Guo + Qian brother), plus blue is thirty-eight Hong Qishou Rights WT
117. Goods Babao tea, drink rice pudding, eat the rice pudding, lying Babaoshan
118. One old artist born to sing to be called Ma Lianliang Monroe
119. Yu Qian Qian's father in the small .....
120. I told the only difference is that Superman pants I wear, what to
122.HELLO! Uncle. Uncle. Karma ha ah. How to get the United States? Who knows ah that stuff, and asked the village head 7
123. Crowd of people can not.
You give me to explain this problem,
Shut up.
129. Good one pen. Shining scintillating cold dense VIP appalled.
133. You There are chickens? Waiter: 136. What happened had to look down, it will be very happy, you're unemployed, who also lost his virginity do that, you do not want your wife, she did not want me to Yeah.
137. Li Jing and Xu Deliang before in a school, the teacher asked what country Xude Liang, Xu Deliang A homeland is the mother, the teacher asked Li Jing, Li Jing, said his mother country is Xu Deliang
138. Buy a bottle of mineral water, drank a mouthful of cursing - a ########! It watered it!
140. All come to see you.
Da truth?
You really had to listen to
142. The door opens, down two small nurses, O `` `` thief pretty long, 1 meter in seven months, big eyes, Yingtaoxiaokou, a small waist and wide section is satisfied with the retired flight attendants like, You see! ! !
144. I am afraid of you, I have a team of people! ! ! ! You Zhu on the street, shaking your car, you Dengzhe holding my bike, go on, we Qinghe level thing to go! ! ! !
147. There is a female actor and director to bed, the second morning that actress hopping squalling: 149. Like a long scene with the car accident!
153. Will you be my girlfriend the next one before it?
154. I have to open 3 step, and so exciting
155. You can go only for a bare male 九号 ...
158. Redeem my body armor can not impose a fist in the ceremony
159. Crosstalk that bad the audience squalling, that good fellow Brew
160. You further shot immediately, step back is released for medical treatment
161. Bush has a secretary, called Wang Fugui children
162. There is no garlic garlic noodles, like me, even if it were carved on cctv garlic
163. Guo Yu Qian inverted urinal to see Gang: I wife it?
Yu Qian: we were a division of labor, her control of urine, I pipe down.
164. Happy almost broke my tooth!
165. How broke down the prison lock? Wotou
166. Yu Qian a tortoise named bean, mung bean Yu Qian look
167. Yu Qian bastard bite fingers, thrown in the street,
Police: the discus throw.
Home, neighbors: a hot day but also take a hot water bottle ah.
Taxi driver: Dude where you buy this purse?
168. Chicken calls the morning the country people call the city at night chicken
171. You're two or three o'clock in the morning sun
173. I want to marriage, nothing is required to be fair and clear point .. ~ 174. ....... After us 80 after 1880
179. Qingming Shangfen map, one to the Ching Ming ah, those were widows ah. . . . . .
180. Guo: March fireworks under the kiln state
In: No, ah!
Guo: Kiln spent March in Yangzhou,
In: you can not leave this out
181. To see the symphony, his father stood up Him: No one saw this grandson .....
183. What a mess, hotel, feet long and the lobster are not, go, to give me copies of Braised cake.
184. Gorky taught us: 187. Four famous words of Beijing Guo Degang Dream Journey to the West chose this comic is
189. I want to Haizui, can you call of the
191. Road murmuring: 192. You see your face .. the green light to eat spinach Popeye ah .. your father
196. Mr. Please behave! We only sold themselves, not entertainer!
197. Once Devon difficult to get a ticket agency, the audience in the discipline of votes under the guidance of traffickers have continued to queue up for tickets
198. The sky is falling there wore Wu Dalang
200. Hermit little faint on the bed in marriage ~ ~ ~ Well
201. Had an English name, the second Baldy
202. Marry a wife and family has a wife and it not to save money zai
203. I have trouble ###### scandal, I have trouble ###### scandal! Muto blue line you see it?
205. 郭德纲: Who is my son?
Mule driver's: oh oh oh
Guo Degang: Oh Yeah ... I ... to the people of the United States dead happiness! Who is my grandson?
Mule driver's: oh oh oh
Guo Degang: Oh Yeah ... bring happiness to people, at least I've been very happy! Who is the bastard?
Guo Degang: ... led the whip over the side he has not kind
208. Teacher: Oh ~ ~ that students are too rare to recruit people, and I, I believe you to be my godfather. , The foster parent, sitting, foster parent
209. Good thief ah! I put down Weaponry, you spare me die! Wow Ya Ya ~~
210. Johnson & Johnson raised crown (Gillian born, raised Edison)
211. Not allowed to beautify their
212. Yu Qian feces to see something like the ground, hand poke a little, put his mouth tasted and said: really is the feces. All I said is true story
213. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He stopped in!
214. Impassioned speech, urging them under the urine
215. American goddess Well, this hand holding the torch, this hand holding the book, which tells us that power is also learning.
216. I married my wife she is my younger brother and sister started
217. Well not that cut some flesh from the thigh down across the board more than 1 kg, eat good meat, you come to the old woman took his hands trembling, watched, too fat.
219. Fan daughter to rogue insult. Stood up, carrying her basket, said: scared me, I thought grab the egg
220. To half a bottle of beer, we get drunk .. ..
226. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed, because there are two women behind me.
228. Simon Daguan Ren and lotus of the true love story ~ ~
233. Robbers: old Guo in our hands, quick to take 10 million years, otherwise we threatened to kill
Old Guo love: we whiz, ah, I'll tear over 15 million
236. So I have money to buy pieces to lead children's clothes.
237. He does not like to go out to play on the traditional like to see the various versions of the Golden Lotus Random House has a yard
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