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3199826 2009 年 12 月 19 日 22:41 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Quotations
1, the grass does not get people to lie, as replanting cactus!
2, I am acting by some small, but not lacking; my good-natured, but it did!
3, is the difference between human and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people!
4,
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5, to the pizza shop to buy a pizza! Waiter asked me to cut into 8 or 12? I then said: or 8 now! 12 eat!
6, a man 忽悠 woman, called molestation; woman 忽悠 man, called to seduce; each flicker of men and women, called love.
7, the government thinking about how a reasonable taxation, the boss think of how reasonable tax avoidance, and I think of how a reasonable sleep!
8, time is used to wandering, the body is used to love, life is for the forgotten, and the soul, is used to singing.
9, love is like ghosts, I believe that many people, seeing few people
10, how far it always? Your kid go away!
11, get a personalized signature writer: Maybe it seems probably, but not necessarily. Get a personalized signature GG: I have a girl, I can create a nation.
12, since I became a dog feces, to no one stepped on my head.
13, I would like puppy love, but too late ... ...
14, my God! They lost my clothes.
15,80 after the important task is to create 08 after.
16, others have their background, and I only have back ~ ~.
17, is always shining gold, but all over the floor of gold, I do not know which pieces of their own.
18, to remind everyone to learn to repair your own laptop, this is very important! Once a man, he will not repair your own laptop ...... then things we all know. (From the Edison Chen incident, do not say more because of it)
19, I am not a fortune-teller square, chatter not so much you want to hear nibbling.
20, not the end of the story is not good enough, but the requirements of our story too!
21, flowers, flowers are often people who do not belong, and belong to cow dung.
22, is the difference between lies and vows: one is to listen to the people seriously, and one is that the people who take it seriously.
23, single is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
24, sometimes,
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25, even believe, also hidden in the middle of a lie.
26, a real good friend, not together, there is endless talk about the topic, but together, if not speak, do not feel embarrassed.
27, not 100 points, the other half, only two of 50 points!
28, usually willing to stay and argue with you people who truly love you!
29, life is not dress rehearsal, live every day; only low ratings, but wages are not high.
30, money can be used to solve the problem is not a problem, the problem is that I was poor.
31, Only women are also upset with the hero, only his wife and working hard to find also.
32, see me later you will suddenly find that - ah, the original commander also can be specific it!
33, asked a colleague: p>
34, at noon in the cafeteria called two dishes. I eat the first shock of the
35, mice of a angry, we are all sick cats.
36, travels to brothels were not old, please Huiren Shenbao.
37, listen to king's words, provincial and ten books I have!
38,0-year-old debut appearance, 10 years old and every day. Lofty ideal of the age of 20, 30, worked hard. The basic orientation of 40-year-old, 50-year-old popular everywhere. 60 mahjong 70 years old everywhere around. Homely 80-year-old Lara, 90-year-old hung on the wall!
39, undressed, I was an animal, I Yiguanqinshou dressed!
40,
41, we have a small difference: she wants me to put dirt into gold, I want her as the gold as dirt.
42, read 10 languages, as talk half QQ.
43, lazy bed the morning, then took out six coins in his pocket: If you throw to six are positive, I went to school! Thinking hesitate a long time, or forget, do not take the risk of the ... ...
44, I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to the
45, I can tolerate the body is a ########, her face is ########, ######## chest, hip is false! ! ! But money is not tolerated Yes! ! ! !
46, who pretended to be dead for an understanding friend, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery.
47, do not wait until everybody says when you find yourself really ugly ugly.
48, Personals: requirements are as follows, A Living,
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49, to the point of the sun I'll decay.
50, should be appropriate to eat a little, only effort to lose weight.
51, Shanghai Triad, shake to Modoribashi.
52, Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me!
53, you come back, I do not come one 忽悠!
54, life is like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky ~~~
55, fell, got up and cry ~~~
56, the world is difficult to extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, as well as love.
57, Xi'an Jiaotong University passed when a dinosaur on the trips to the bathroom, came out she sobbed:
58, students and easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.
59, asked, can a misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel ... ...
60, was young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
61, first to find the cause of problems, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
62, racking our brains decision-making, to ensure that each of the offerings, making ass leave.
63, we are going too fast, the soul can not keep up the ... ...
64, and the Earth people do not generally experience ~~~
65, Chu Laihun, his wife wish to change sooner or later!
66, a child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me ... ...
67, even if I was a toad, a toad and I will not marry his mother.
68, why long sleep before his death, since death would be buried ... ...
69, the tailor did not want to cook, not a good driver.
70, you let me roll, I rolled. You make me come back, I'm sorry, roll away
71, is over, you are not speaking to me, I became a dog and leave it ~ ~!
72, morning and catch the bus to the site, the car has started. So I had to side chasing barefoot and shout:
73, just graduated meet again; year after graduation will be his wife; later regret, a wife; and then later have second wife; most regret a second wife
74, I do not hit you, you do not know civil and military.
75, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look.
76, have in mind to cemeteries, funeral the widow
77, I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk around my world ..
78, or forbearance, or cruel
79, although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
80, Journey to the West to tell us: where there are monsters in the background have been picked up, those who did not have the background and killed by a stick
81, I want to a careless and you want to grow old
82, Carousel is the world's most brutal game of chasing each other,
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83,
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84, the time will inevitably complain about the hand written love to each other over
85, waiting for your concern, until I closed the heart
86, I love you, you say what is what. I do not love you, you say you are.
87, love. Succeed anyway
88, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me?
89, if you are destined to not give the response I expect. then kept at a safe distance outside of it
90, our goal: to money, to make thick
91, if a bad mood, go to the supermarket tweak instant noodles (super on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
92, you go away, non-stop rolling ... ...
93, the most is the dead of night, thoughts become so outrageous
94, please do not put me on the spot, you lose your tolerance of the capital
95,
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96, Memory is a bridge, but it is leading to the prison of loneliness
97, his aging mother Hogan opened an evildoer to know you a
98, I turned to forget you passerby, so how can accompany you to the horizon Love wasted?
99, happiness is a relatively level, there must be something just felt bottom
100, love is like ghosts, I believe that many people, met few people
101, net, is a fiction, chaos is beauty.
102, left, let alone wish me happy, what qualifications do you have wished me happy.
103, some things we know are wrong, they can go to insist, as reconciled; some people, we know that love is also going to give up, because no end; sometimes we do not clearly know road, still the front line, as used to it.
104, for their own good points, because life is not long; the people around him better, because the next life may not be able to meet!
105, you'll never see me look like the most lonely time, because only when you are not with me, I was the most lonely.
106, say from strangers ~ What is the End of the World End of the World? Turned back on you, now is End of the World ... ...
107, the boss, the first couple of pounds of love to take it home to feed the dog!
108, life is like a coffee table, not much, but full of cups. . .
109, one day, my brother went to play basketball in a primary school, a low-grade girls asked to hear a low-grade boys: 3 yuan, of which five have so you take two snacks, and you say I love your !!!
110, USYD = U Sleep You Die UNSW = U Never Sleep Well
111, to go to Zhujiang Road, a total of 3 individuals and I was approached by one uncle, the police check my identity card, again the two are selling raw footage of the ..........
112, SARS,,, is a virus name? Or soft drinks name? (Asian soft drinks)
113, in addition to Lolita, or the Royal Sister
114,
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