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first grade teacher taught us know poultry animals. Teacher: \breathe,cheap silver jewelry! Midterm home, my mother asked me how to test a baby son, said: I did not fill out a question. Mom asked what issues Yeah, baby son, said: There is a question how much to ask 3 times 7, I was just-filled 15. My mom just had a water spray to face my dad, hey .... I'm so great! -
day on math, the teacher asked the 1 +1 =? I did not know. The teacher asked me to go back to ask. I asked my mother, my mother was cooking and told me to get out. I asked my father, my father watching, crying, 'cool'. I asked my sister, sister in singing, sing BABY. I asked my brother,herve leger bandage dress, my brother on the phone and said; I wait for you outside. The next day, the teacher asked the 1 +1 =? I said; you get out, the teacher gave me a slap in the face, I shouted cool, the teacher called me big eater, I mean anti-curse. The old saying; roll. I said; I wait for you outside. We are also committed math teacher on the spot high blood pressure, and passed out ..... I am a language school class, the school language teachers have to listen to Ni Laoshi classes. Nilao Shi wrote on the blackboard a \There, \mother to them? \Ni Laoshi million did not expect I would say, fool of myself in front of so many teachers, under a radical and asked \the main hospital of the sick! Later, the school changed the teacher let us make sentences,juicy couture velour, I leisurely finished work is impressive to me, my teacher wrote the sentence is: sad ---- large ditch in front of our home very sad. If ---- canned fruit juice as nutritious. Naive ---- really hot today, is a good day for swimming. Mathematics is only test ---- sister is really shameful. ---- I do things calmly, all start with an easy start. Ginseng ---- each teacher that participated in the relay day, we must try. Xiaoyu ---- tampon quilts stolen. Lunch ---- Xiao Ming as the stool to get up every morning the first thing to do. Teacher killed on the spot ...... down I said to myself hey said: \��!!!!!!!-
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the period following days, there have been many teachers die a tragic death, but fortunately no life out there would be no off by disclosing too much of the funnel to. But my fame was spread like wildfire, the time has become a celebrity in town. However, there are celebrities celebrity pain, I deeply appreciate this. When I was junior high school, physics class physics teacher asked me: you say, how to orbit? I: According to <<Diamond Sutra \The teacher is about how the original satellite orbit! History lesson on the teacher wake to sleep, the teacher asked me: \did not last into the history. Day I came back from the barber shop pretending to be cool, open the door, all the girls exclaimed: \through it, and said solemnly: \a friend, loudly boasted that, look, I cut a cool head. The second floor of a girls head out soon, I am of the belts, you pick is my belts ... ... ... ... ... ...! ! ! ! ! The next day exam, a biology teacher brought the birds covered with a cloth. Then he put the legs of birds exposed to enable students to guess what this is a bird. I really do not know, to make a quiz. The teacher looked very angry, and asked: \, right? \All secondary schools in the city for the school teachers out of security concerns, refused to accept my entry. No way, with infinite longing for key school, I went to the countryside. Although the conditions of the country is suffering a secondary point, but without the pressure of public opinion, I have also live in fancy free. But that gold has to be luminous, silent country school was not unique to restrain my outbreak. By chance, I turned out, a sudden rise, and quickly occupied the rural market. It was a quiz in our class and another class after the final race still no winner. Then decide the host announced the final approach: drawing of lots in each class to send a representative. Two representatives to conduct guess coins. Guess wrong as those who ask questions to a question, such as wrong as those who answered correctly, wrong as wins. Conversely, where the class is guess who wins. Lingling days, to Lingling, the line does not hide my errand. I was surprised to be drawn to represent, and successfully guessed the coins into the question and answer period. Teachers and students about tense up, and everyone looked at me with earnest eyes. Li particular, the class teacher, looking heavy and silent. I also felt some pressure, but not because of this, but because of my opponent - Wang Buddha, Wang Buddha was the most powerful of our school, \It is said that a president is a ruin on its hands. But I still have a bit emboldened, because after all I was surprised the moment people who scold. Questions began. Wang Buddha with his hands in his trouser pockets, slowly, said: \I do not know why the booing, but I know this caused me great interest. Eggs! I almost did not catch what he asked, I have only heard the clear \To know in the countryside terribly little to eat, there are two eggs that can be a really good food. I seem to see that shiny yellow and tender egg white and yolk ... .... \I am interested only in eggs, eggs! \I saw the other students to face a surprise, and one of my classmates cheered, hugged each other to celebrate the victory, the teacher also told me to vote to enlightened eyes, I do not know what they are pleased, but we are moving in I laughed, I smiled sheepishly at them, and then replied: \Suddenly exclaimed the other students laugh. This thing is really changing the world, a fraction of the effort, we become laughing cry, laugh variable cry, Kukuxiaoxiao's out to I do not know what to do. I have not had time to digest how it was. Suddenly the hall mess up. Only man, save his back, mouth spray the blood, such as columns, then slowly back down. \I Lian Manggan the past. I saw teachers pale, eyes closed, unconscious. \Shua! Shua! Shua! Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua! ! ! Bunches of angry eyes shot to me, like lever. My eyes went blank, ears back to a voice: \Mount eat and sleep, no longer teach. -
I still remember the first one because I sacrificed teacher. I was in first grade, the teacher took us to the field for nature Practice Course. See the spring green brush, willow branches pumping, the teacher can not help but think of a problem, then asked: \a leaf blows in the air,ed hardy shirts, \demonstrate it to you, take a look at what is now the wind blowing? \... ... ... I can not remember what the teacher look like at the time, I only remember him a few struggle hard to Qijueshenwang out. According to hospital doctors later said he was strongly stimulated by the sudden cause retrograde blood possessed by the devil to death. In this way, I killed a teacher. -
My mother said that my IQ is only 76. How high my IQ in the end, I do not know. I know I am a man of great destruction, many people hurt because of me, some of them lost hope in life, and some even committed suicide. So I always suspected that my potential super powers, which powers they do not know why my teacher role, especially strong. -