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first to one side: Once one of my drunken friends, and we pulled him from the hotel a few people on the quarters, when on the road simply asked to go back. Asked the street side of the road when he suddenly lying about lying in the ground, shouting: I want a woman! Later, these words be our first choice to take his joke!
Theoretically Ninety percent of people over the three-year-old will get drunk once before. As for the drunk look, can be described as the full range, variety, people can not help laughing ... ...
today, let us take a look at the mix after it drunk.
1: the car is still my brother I
door children, we like to drink and drive, once a home was hit ** in the search vehicles. Anjiao bad luck in his time off for inspection, ** pick up the phone, holding a cell phone, gesticulating, gushing that up. Be an opportunity to see him to quietly return to the car, while not prepared to call the **, catch on to drive back home. The next day, someone knocked on his door, it was yesterday, that **. His wine is now awake, naturally righteous asked **: \give them to me? \Finish dinner, when it suddenly rushed to the middle of the road buddies, hand stopped a police patrol the 110, then Lakaichemen, red sitting inside ** loudly said: I know you this car a eleven kilometers, ( Qingdao, a taxi pricing is a per kilometer) can you also do not need to write so much to me, you thought I was nearsighted ѽ ... ... 3: good
diner business, there is a way to the toilet buddies , came back to tell who is mysterious:
\It will play buddies. Of course,
chanel sunglasses 2011, we quit, ask them: \Urine left. \After drinking a silly pass, we retreat. In the street to break up, it suddenly urgency buddies together to go under a tree, no solution leather pants, but untied the belt and saw his hand and belt, started the tree directed at fun together.
end, he also carrying a pass mad shaking belt.
Then, he launched his motorcycle. And as he started, he actually noticed the ground under the wet leather pants into a group. So he asked us confused special sentence: \hobbies, likes a drink high-fat people money, one hundred, people take a taxi home. Who do not want him to whom acute and ruthless people can not beat a meal. Can be one to the next day, he went to someone special in front of grievances one by one, put on a pair of miserable: \people made the money, within one month actually happened to him three times.
6: Watch
threw my dad, drunk and people love to bet, and once he returned late at night, we went to the pub to find him. Found him, he was on the street and another person clamoring to watch than the pros and cons. Quarreling, he took off his old Omega wrist hands, to fling across the street, and then hurriedly walked pick it up excitedly shouted: \\His shirt, pants, ties, are stacked neatly on the side, pressing the top of his cell phone, is actually off the machine. There are shoes, but also neatly arrayed, socks, shoes on the hole ... ...
this appears to be headed by the brothers. Then I thought, thanks to this dude does not sleep ########## hobbies, or, more lively to read.
8: climbing stairs
once, Tianjin to the users, who claims to make us sink down in Shanghai under the table, of course we are not convinced, then turns on stage. From beer to drink red wine, from wine to drink wine, drink white wine from the wine, the end result is: the guy who Tianjin toe fracture of the wife should hold upstairs, but confusedly year-old daughter from my first floor back to the seventh floor, and then sent back to the first floor from the seventh floor stumble, meal beaten by his wife, eyes are green.
9: encounter with the gang of robbers
After drinking the wine, about to go to such and such a home. Walked, wandered off one person gone, another to look for him.
you first so and so home, sit down, after a while the man wandered off to children, and very proudly telling everyone he ran into robbers, and so he did not even hit the robbers threatened to hit with a brick run. Soon as he finished, he went also to the man, and said angrily walks away and gets hit with a brick that Hell he wrecked his Baotoushucuan .....
10: I once again
, a few friends about the king in a hotel called the head to drink,
sunglasses hut, after one of them drunk, he just need to get to another hotel to be another group drinking buddy, everyone bar his high, had to let him go the. Can not long before he appeared suddenly look bright before us, while he kept apologize: \directed at the attendant shouted: \the first king! \When he once again came before us, he has been able to tell who is who, a better result for a pain I'm sorry!
11: laughing and crying
year before winter, met a girl. Temperament too good to die. Both of us stick together almost every day. Night is not going to bubble disco pub. Once night, we drunk and back home. She returned home to start trouble.
crying, crying to much. A man hiding in her bathroom crying. I pulled her out the door flung open, she drill a large wardrobe, and then cry.
finally getting her into bed, she hugged me crying. It also is not finished, see the hand of the phone, slammed it. Severely hit the wall to go. I then watched the nice folding mobile phone in half.
next day, she woke up over. Propped head and looked at the ground snapped the phone, angrily ran downstairs carry out a brick up. I looked at her puzzled. I saw the lady pick up the bricks and mortar to pound fiercely phone, breaking open the shell, she removed the parts inside, smiles at me and said: \then buy a chip in cell phone! \During the evening we drank frequently, turning round melee, do not know how many bottles of red wine to drink, just remember walking, one of my colleagues in the hotel downstairs vomiting,
dior sunglasses 2011, while spitting while regrettable, saying: \My fin ah, the pity. \
13: Zhenjiang
from Nanjing to a brother I know, Nanjing, and especially like to drink. Come and go when he was a small magnolia motorcycle ride, one night, he was drunk, but still riding his motorcycle home. He, too, see the road, and only know that faint along State Road 312 all the way forward. Can not remember how long the ride, so he was somewhat awake,
sunglasses 2011, the rise rather abruptly and saw a sign in front turned out to be \
he actually ride from Nanjing, Zhenjiang small Mulan motorcycle ride!
Genghen is riding on Magnolia and then he rode back from Nanjing, Zhenjiang.
14: brotherhood rain
usually do send a very gentle man drunk, and went to a small tree convenience, time off to go get away, but it felt like someone laid hold of him, he turned around and said no, \No, no, too late, I go back, my sister goodbye. \People waiting for him to see a person busy for him, and so impatient, but also came with him persuade, \They discovered that he is both man and the tree belt and bound together, and even went to the tree for a moment brotherhood rain ... ....
15: mistaken
my brother bonus units issued, he and several with colleagues on a good restaurant to celebrate a pass. Satiated, the brother out of car keys to open a bike, but in any case are not open.
brother thought, probably because he drank too much, hand shaking because of it? Anyway, today made a Tingduo money, simply had to make a ride home. So he put the bike into the trunk of a taxi, take a taxi back home. The next day, after sobering up, went downstairs and saw his brother, bad! He had to bike to a taxi then pulled back.
the original, a quick pull to go home at night by his colleague Mike's bike is!
16: home of the
one of my neighbors, I like to drink, often drunk. Once, after he was drunk on the taxi, the driver drove so slowly he said to go. Can wait for a long time has not happened, looked back, he is to undress it. Startle the driver, quickly asked: \your home. \shoes to take off the door! \willing to put the room key out,
oakley sunglasses 2011, no way, we had to find another way to the hotel front desk.
so we went back to the room attendants when the door and saw he was with relish his own purse money, credit cards, business cards, like a piece of neat stuff out on the ground. See us, he was excited and pleased to say: \have blood red eyes. Leaders see the situation is not good, and quickly asked me to send him home. But when I reach out and provoke a taxi, which my colleagues on the train but not life and death,
dior sunglasses, but happily sitting on the curb. He looked up and saw, very heroic in front of the sky, said: \
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