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331089 2011 年 01 月 13 日 12:21 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny
1. you a sense of shame is not that men are your mother ah, no one may indulge you! ?
2. swearing laity of Men is a modal particle that it is actually not intentionally wanted to say, for example, if the put in ancient times.
3. so shameless, so insensitive, you should be very light weight, right?
4. Do not always ask why people wanted to talk to you, do not want to talk to you because you are too rare and do not want to pay attention you realistic? Do you believe it?
5. I did not know you, I really do not judge a book by it found out I had problems.
7. 牛逼 always better than clothes and also the trend of old do not obsolete, the new came out.
8. can do,
9. good man is repeatedly slept with a girl, a sleep and sleep forever.
10. accused of playing a pro-love, always call you mother, your mother almost have feelings.
11. Life is like Zeng, if the deviation will no longer start to run it back.
12. The population of children re-planned to ban cola syrup to drink acute bronchitis.
13. intend to have a haircut,
nike basketball shoes, bangs rejection rejection of my neck are ankle.
14. that you doing good I will feel at ease.
15. Two blood group B cooperation with those who produce the blood of children is not 2B?
16. many years later. I still remember the winter night the way she covered the Han.
17. I smell of urine left eye brow Da, as I wink to come.
18. I feel sad for you, Grandpa.
19. The.
21. any of the messages until after the official denial can not believe it.
22. I think it bears all the world like a bear.
23. The world has 10 kinds of people understand binary and do not understand ......
24 . no doubt, I'm your dream of the poor.
25. you all my old dream of doing, I'm busy do not you know?
26. there is a phrase called
27. Well, you want to die or do we want to live?
28. you are not speaking za species, only za species and yourself clearly.
29. A slip into the eternal heroes.
30. Yesterday, in the cafeteria to eat lunch with my colleagues when the height of the discussion several of us: I used to be known as the night lengthened, she is a daily, next to a 1 m 5 number of colleagues say that I do I what? Both of us said in unison, you pad.
31. you even greater than the money eyes, ah, you see the money ** children are open, and can not be called open, it is simply in full bloom.
32. ah what to learn English to learn English, you look at the Standing Committee of which nine are graduates of English, learning English is not the future.
33, loaded to force someone who always said the people, you do not even force is.
34, had the day off into a piece that can now only hope the day Do not become a case.
35, good and decent women are women.
36, to say the
37, I always felt a lack of lin brings acting props - dog chews.
38, Li was going to immigrate to the United States, leaders asked him: housing are not satisfied? Where allowed dissatisfied!
40, my greatest skill is to cheap things to use the expensive effects. Such as cameras, microphones, their own.
41,
nike lebron, what? You are pure ###### relationship? What do you mean? Daitao child up?
42, so busy I do not know what they do.
43, the resistance of the chicken meat is to become their own good.
44, this woman martyr-type female rogue, really rare in the world.
45, I'm not a hatred of the government advocates, but many acts mainly as I was looked down upon.
46, I have all the pseudo-stream - has always been rogue acts nose Do not you know.
47, even artificial intelligence, also lost days ~ natural ~ ~.
48, to remind you used with caution in the network language. I know a little child, always said, Experts suggest that, compared to the traditional view, or
49, the road saw a car, the car close to six words: anxious you fly past.
50, today's China is a country with a high degree of freedom, for most ordinary citizens, there are only two things are not allowed - is this also allowed, it would not permit it.
51, whether or Zeng Li are my brother my brother.
52, face and body but not the blood but not hurt no one around.
53, you are living to insist on a Audrey Hepburn into Station Street to build sister.
54, in fact, in the end we will be in someone else's MSN, is offline.
55, is good people go hungry when I eat meat does not bia ji mouth.
56, luck is a luck will never miss.
57, Durex bankruptcy is not a tragedy, Durex is the tragedy broke.
58, long time no one to leather was blowing so delightful!
59, leaders and our difference is that they are the red carpet, and we take the zebra crossing.
60, everyone has had time to eat shit, but do not ponder over
61, you reason with him, he and you are bullying; you with bullying, he would reason with you. May I ask, Who is he?
62, the money is good medicine blindly, there is blatant effect.
63, the world is ours, and also his sons, can ultimately gang grandchildren.
64, although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
65, yesterday received a text message, let me send money into the Agricultural Bank of China for a quick account. I replied: Do not worry, I'll burn you!
66, and then forced me, and then forced me to show you I'll play dead.
68, some say the manuals and its role is no connection, and fall short of this is purely slander. Stomach ache because I once went to the doctor, the doctor even gave me a cold medicine, the results I'll be cold.
69, so I have money, we buy candy, buy two ... ... one look at me you eat, the other I eat for you.
70, cooking time,
cheap lebron shoes, knocking out a crab pot, you said: .
81, if a bad mood, go to the supermarket squeezed noodles.
82, you go away, non-stop rolling ... ...
83, the boss, the first to couple of pounds of love take it home to feed the dog,
lebron shoes!
84, or forbearance, or cruel.
85, Journey,
kobe iv shoes, Do not think you stand under the lights tomorrow night is the pig.
86, Confucius can not be solved The problem, I help you solve.
87, do not take the air there is no wall, no beam can not be hanged.
88, have not had time to philandering, to be plucked out.
89, vexatious, will have some plans!
90, today you wake up, my pillow lay a mosquito, next to a Will: I struggled for a night, you have a thick skin to let me live discredited in this world. Lord ah! Forgive him, I was suicidal!
91, I've never had soared too far to bike, BMW, only to see it running away in the sunset, my engine is not bad, but my car off the chain
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92, my hobbies can be divided into two kinds of static and dynamic, static is to sleep, the dynamic is turning ...
93, I curse you seasoning packets of instant noodles do not buy a lifetime!
94, do not thank! After the nerve to thank you also how to collect the money ah?
95, I'm embarrassed to grab you, how do you have the nerve to steal it?
96, my heart is broken too, and holding out with like dumplings.
97, a hero does not ask the source, rogue does not look at age.
98, God will certainly forgive me,
lebron james vii, because that is his profession.
99, face first, the powerless.
100, do not you back to a paste will get pregnant What ^*^
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