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Reprinted from 364929102 at 12:49 on December 11, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
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a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled to the male toilets ...
02. bird hunters to see the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird on each of the offerings to see the bullet did not hit, said: scared to death, scared to death,
tory burch 2011! Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the other graves, the person and still a brick, then heard; said: a novice to collect loan sharks, he IOUs out, smiled and said: Do you want to bilk. Do not blame I did not warn you! No money to pay tomorrow, your house is like it is the same. ; have a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: ! you wear pants ah shit! You spoil me I do not say! Snake said: Friends: Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: drunk drink strayed, I heard buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Alcoholic said: Who and how to open a bottle of TMD! After two hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious cursed: father to son to bed, go back to his bedroom for sleep. Fast asleep, I turn off the lights it! I'm thirsty, you will not give me a cup of it? You ask me to hit you! way to the next door he had Tizhekuzi quarters. Is about to take off when the unlock button, only to then come in several female students, was forced on to the next gate of the dormitory Tizhaokuzai. Because his hands Tizhaokuzai, and very anxious and had to kick the door open quarters, while shouting: ... ...
14. an old man walking slowly along the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to press a doorbell, but still poor a little. So kindly old man walked over and said: At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said: , want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers: female colleagues,
tory burch boots, that point! I changed ~ ~ man rushed into the toilet like the wind, into the position next to him, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: No pants off it! angrily: > 20. a male dormitory will continue to lie about three in the morning,
tory burch outlet, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, woke up, said: The girls cried and told the teacher there, the boys agreed to criticize the teacher education class the next day, the teacher in the class who said: not people like the Han Jiaosha it! So you have to side chasing barefoot and shout: >
23. there is a direct foreigners to study Chinese in Taiwan. But he has confused the He came home very late. Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly: ; a man to the river fishing,
tory burch sale, the first wearing a leaf, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger,
tory burch flats, pulled out a hundred dollar bills fell into the water and cursed: the desert, starving, and when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: seek beauty, sad! Person: doctor asked: ; a psychiatric patient in the letter, the nurse asked: how do you know have not received? : hit a strange old man lost consciousness. Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears all under the shouted: struggling angry shouted: people, including a specialty that ventriloquist. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked: ; a mother and son are eating the fly, the son asked his mother, frowning: when he was eating something so unhealthy. Backlight or optical? Mom: br>
34. Mom: To blame me? Next door suddenly said: 。。。Shen afraid of women, passing the cemetery, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave robber said: JJ has the habit of touching the small BF, BF went to his sister's house yesterday and stopping in the evening did not go, so and sister sleeping together. At night, she was not honest hands, stretch the familiar At the time she was mad panic, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered: The little boy was my father flat out meal, aggrieved talk to mother: . Once I asked her curiously: A man suspected his wife becoming deaf ears, decided to look at her hearing test. Softly walked ten meters behind her place. So I moved to places six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: an invigilator to eat find a student cheating, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: Yubi, 5 students stood up. asked. my mother heard, educational opportunities here, said: Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a child, girl asked niche: ; dentist before the tooth extraction in a patient, said: ?
45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: A: One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
48. Girl: Girl: equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: Osama bin Laden to stand in his own bed, the first batch of distributed, Bush was shocked, said: self-confidence! , the following ant exclaimed: times into the city, like the latrine, not seen for a long time,
tory burch reva, but unfortunately the police for help: ; maternal labor around the corner, families and friends anxiously waiting outside in the delivery room. nurses finally to bring the baby out, and everyone swarmed. can not wait to put his hand into the infant to explore a little, then cried out in pleasure: >
54. biology class, the teacher asked: , dark clothes sounded broken, tears in her eyes and said: Ha ha ~ ~ Europe the ~~~the impulse to turn away Do it quickly so it would be more people to share the joy
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