2010, mighty storms quotations , numerous have see

Look or laugh ! !1:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water in the meantime, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? Strong storm
Re: Who hit who retention.
2:
landlord: I took my dog ​​to buffet it! It does not tell me the earthquake, normally yelled so Huan,GHD Red Butterfly 2011, just nobody like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not own the ... ...

3:

landlord: Please depict in one sentence of China National Seismic.
Re: behind the fact, like pigs in advance!
4:
Forum landlord: Men final night, when walking the dog and the big mastiff brim of the lumber of a bald wild dogs together. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not anticipate a big detriment to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in academy, hanging over Branch, amazing rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits also, breaking off at the ... ... hey,GHD Pink Limited Edition, I have done a able ~
Re: you died before?
6:

landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior tall educate, really commit a sin ah. Strong storm
Re: to commit a sin that is really like to get rid of the word.
7:
landlord: a starting entire in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic article. For sample, a ghost once, put ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in adore with Sister Furong, Furong sister married ... ... 8:
Ya landlord: a day in front element of the team of idiots to talk I feel the hereafter is quite slim ... ...
Reply : Well now you ~ because hurling pearls before swine is not disgustful, terrible day in front of a group of livestock you playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen South head of a woman street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small metropolis managers Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: In truth, Newton's law of gravity is equitable lucky ample to find, whether Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: actually lucky, because he kick his head on a Mac,GHD IV Black Straighteners, and kick his head on the poor owner namely not durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: It is wretched being called Uncle Just shriek my sibling badly? Strong storm
Re: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: City manager to multiplication new weapons came for the stray dog! Strong storm
Re: This is the same basis, to fratricidal.
13:
landlord: Why scale up people do not want children? Strong storm
Re: Beijing sent officials said, to begin with children.
14:
landlord: see today has been hinting to every additional masculine friends to go to mattress, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed? Strong storm
Re: do not go to bed to meet anyone? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the 1st,GHD Rare Straighteners, constantly with a fight, along to leadership requires teachers to give students nicely terminal reviews, how to jot ah? Strong storm
Re: the student representation and stability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: event die by drinking ore water, Hainan, China's edible safety can be seen worrying, nectar mineral water is too die? Is not a QS logo? Strong storm
Re: Weak feeble ask, QS is not meant to dead?
17:
landlord: a man you must Li or Zhang Ziyi?
muscular storm response: a cock, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which advocate cost-effective? Strong storm
Re: ladies, even now you tin make a male for a dog, yet you challenge not take the dog while a man makes?
19:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a newborn girl, very cute,GHD IV Pink Straighteners, ask you to help her daughter with impetus from a name, I surname into.
Re: the fowl into the calculating of Chinese.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, absence to purchase a motorcar, we Jigejianyi it.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a group to open, one will be prepared in S-type, one will be arranged in B-type.
21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang Wang Xiaoya married with, please use the words remark.
Forum replies: Ah from nice to it!
22:
Forum landlord: you mention I see a lot favor Wu Bai?
Forum Replies: Only half of the picture! (Hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:

landlord: Give me a woman, I can build a country!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, mutton prices could fall next year!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess what nation I am a hybrid of ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + distortion of sorcery!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend all says he's a small breast, I felt namely I could, ah, you have to aid identify what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: length of either the behind acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can lend to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera!
Forum Re: ah, but you're going to lend money to disburse attribute charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was portion of his life, I was portion of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I achieved I was his allonge, subjunction, Aberdeen ears, 6 refer to such non-essential material child!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mama I am so wealthy, I buy a governess what car?
Forum replies: That depends on the evolution of her husband to narrate you anything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: damn barber tear my head bad! All the points Sunzhao require devastating bigger the better, the smaller the campaign the better, because I go solo.
Forum Basement: navel of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, a man hanged in the beautician shop door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every morning to nap in their own side, a different woman ~
31:
Forum landlord: Do you have a child grow up what kind of illusion will let you in front of the scene stole the show ?
Forum bench: elect a load of manure to the avenues to watch who hate his pate thrown gushed ashore!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren to be? Not afraid to hear wrong foreman ran away?
Forum sofa: higher-level units to retard the advance notification before the usually lower unit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why reserve up the father of a child born last name?
Forum sofa: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: Shuai there ass to use - Death is not the end, dine!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to attach, a gun fight, might ride, a car seat, have alike secret crush ... ... handsome how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: Call because ma zang maximum ruthless and does not reveal the word sentence.
forum post 31: by you when you ma man is thrown, the placenta was raised?
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Forum landlord: Why hu President's visit to Japan, Japan extra distant, and even the airport did not even salute sign hanging?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
37:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Forum replies: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
38:
Forum landlord: I bought a fashionable possession, how many say it scared you - I used to drive a full circuit two and a half hours! ! !
Forum sofa: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~