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1, get rid of the panda, I'm David!
2, do not speak to me approximately ideal, quit!
3, fell, got up and wail ~ ~ ~
4, low-key! B is the maximum livestock to show off! !
5, how tin effort to cut corners do not eat ah?
6, I am sorry, you low laugh.
7, I can withstand anything but temptation ... ...
8, I only have a car, or own the ... ...
9, point the smoke, smoked is lonely ... ...
10 not you do not smile,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON BANDERA, laugh powder to fall!
11,PULSERA BLANCA CON PORTUGAL, were not smart, but likewise study from others bald.
12, knotted my center could not say namely I do not bother!
13, and then cattle b of Chopin, but also the sorrow I could not bombards!
14, alive, merry point, because we die a long time.
15, since you do no talk English in front of me was, OKAY?
16, my folk never hold a dislike, grudges opposition the smudge I usually overstated.
17, this girl, wearing a really cool, long relieve inflammation is true.
18, little things do not look in me, and someone not to ascertain me!
19, even the secret navel also trust a prevaricate!
20,Extreme Balance, I'm so fond of you, you will not dead like my look?
21, I'm not the RMB, how to make everybody like me?
22, my epitaph: chatting, providing night-site service.
23, a man so favor the age lady's teeth, how much is true? !
24, Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me!
25, clutch hands before we know Zaichou, rupture into tears, the baby does not take me away.
26, Zhuge Liang before coming out, did not bring a soldier,PULSERA BLANCA CON MEXICO! Why the perdition I'm going to experience?
27, adore the life - God has let you live, you naturally have his preparations.
28, Lei Feng did not go down nice, but Everything Diary inside.
29, Shi Tai,Equilibrio Xtreme, you are my heart's sorcery, Pinseng away from you the closer to the farther away from the Buddha ... ...
30, junior lofty school physical teaching preceptor, said: Who dares to dress the clothes to my class, inverted to nice her.
31, you see me kick the words on the shade, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard!
32, 45 ° looking up to others of their choice, to 135 ° looking down Xiuguai others see you.
33, if you see the eclipse in front, do not be terrified, it is for the sun back you!
34, I allow you into my earth, but never allow you to walk around my world.
35, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said farewell never really gone after.
36, because a minute how long? It depends above what you are crouching ashore the lavatory inside or outside in the toilet, etc. ... ...
37,4 years did not see his wife, and she gave birth last annual, big portly lad ... I really absence to go family to see ... ah.
38, love, to speak up, because you never know, tomorrow, and chances, which will be 1st!
39, Story of the Stone tells us: those who truly love the last all worked, all the ultimate mix are reunited.
40, you not see my solitary, because when you do not see that I am most lonesome!
41, such as sensibilities of aftershocks, like the other girls love lover, feared and he does not come, afraid that he recklessly.
42, heard a woman such as clothes, brothers, brotherhood, in retrospect, I actually engaged divvying up to twenty years streaker,Balance arriesgado!
43, a wrong mood today, I have merely 4 sentences say, including this and the before two sentences, I finished saying!
44, the steel rice bowl is not the true averaging of life in a area to eat rice, yet a life where all food to eat.
45, even now is bull feces, but also met the day beetles. So you need not to worry from now onday, there are too numerous of their own.
46, whether in a million, I would purchase a house rented out to dissimilar 30 each day to gather a hire. Kaka ~ ~ full wow!
47, the horse may not be the prince, it may be recluse; with saint wings are not necessarily, and occasionally a bird person.
48, when I was to find message and girlfriend, suddenly jumped out a skylight is quite yellow, quite violent, we must shut up the lights.
49, The upper half of it from
50, a few decades, we have to encounter, to the crematorium, all the scalding ash, you heap a cluster I do not know anyone who do all the fertilizer to the rural places.
51,2008 also natural, all is not normal! At this critical moment, the Chinese soccer team to come ahead and prove to the world: Chinese soccer team is still normal!
52, my dad said to me the most moving words: Hard to do is dried bean curd, soybean curd to do is reduce, so slender is the bean curd peel, so no more is the breast, put out a stinky smell! Guaranteed profits, no wastage it!