the most problems with Chinese characteristics Riddles
the first question: the world's least painful way to die What is it?
A: euthanasia.
wrong! Is a hide and seek.
second question: Which of the Chinese officer to be proficient in four languages?
A: English, French, Russian and Japanese.
wrong! Lies, empty words, lying,
UGG オーストラリア, and desire to succeed.
Third Question: a statistician, a geographer, a long-distance running champion lost his way in the desert, who survived big chance, and why?
A: long-distance running champion, because of run fast.
wrong, statisticians, because the statistics of water the most.
Fourth Question: What used to hide secret, secret to others used before?
A: photographic film.
wrong, is the unspoken rules.
fifth question: by doing ######## ads,
ugg ムートンブーツ, ######## his mouth effect, while denouncing the ######## What harm?
A: mountebank.
wrong, is CCTV.
Sixth Question: more expensive than the university is what?
A: The study abroad.
wrong,
ugg, is the kindergarten.
Seventh Question: Why do people fall from the thousands of meters to kilometers high direct but calm, or so?
A: Yes, in the parachute.
wrong, is the Chinese investors.
eighth title: get 1,000 yuan a person pay the first month, second month to get 800,
ugg ブーツ, the third month to get 600, what his salary is reduced or increased?
A: reduced.
wrong, a negative growth.
Ninth Question: A group of heavily armed man and an unarmed person fierce fighting which is the matter?
A: Yes Anti-Japanese War.
wrong, is the tenth title
urban management: you have only 10 square meters of housing, neighborhood change from 0 to 100 square meters, and you did not increase the living area?
Answer: no.
wrong, where you were in the average housing area increased by 50 square meters.
XI Question: obviously your pocket is only 50, but do you actually have a lot of data to prove what 100 people?
A: liar.
wrong, is the Bureau of Statistics.
XII title: A never want you responsible for her but she who is responsible for you?
A: mistress.
wrong,
UGG AUSTRALLIA! A bank.
thirteenth title: that it is closely related with you always, but when most needed can not see can not find what?
A: air.
wrong! The relevant departments.
fourteenth question: I heard a young age, but you have not seen now what?
A: Ghost.
wrong! Is × × × × society.
fifteenth question: outside looking at luxury, clean, but in reality is the incense burner, where filth, which is where?
A: public toilets.
wrong! Is the entertainment industry.
sixteenth question: who had just been hit with a stick, right into the water, not far away after a while wearing a vest and head out to?
A: turtle.
wrong! Is the removal of officials.
seventeenth title: Who said this sentence?
A: mental patients.
wrong! Chinese experts.
eighteenth title: A man often speak on your behalf, but you've never met, and why?
A: Yes bastard, he Qindie.
wrong! That deputies do not know you have to represent you
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