1. female friends birthday, we discuss four 零点 send a
result, they did not send.
2. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help. . . It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates XXX in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
3. Morning to see a bbs back, the original is a screenshot
floor: we cool Some have come and listen to 5, how to say? ! ~
On the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th Floor, indeed that's good!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB
4. dormitory on the 6th floor, climb after found that the key did not take, aunt asked to take down, then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climb up to, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, ...
5.1955 per capita income in China is South Korea's 3.2 times,
monster beats, 1.1 times of Japan. But after 50 years of
6. night my girlfriend said I was too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that the results of the final control could not cry.
7. a buddy courage QQ,
Beats Headphones, MM affectionate to tell the truth, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food ;
8. nothing to look at the morning Home, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay,
Dre Beats Headphones, found their positions impressively ... ...
9. the north wind that blew the students spotted a mother and daughter combination, the girl is really good, after a fierce ideological struggle, the north all the way to track their students to the parking lot, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north, girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded :
10. bedroom has a big brother one day, said the wma Who, in a lot of my MP3 songs are sung by him.
11. the classroom teacher by name: Ye '... ....
12. That day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is the ****,
Monster Headphones!
13. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to start his refusal to admit I never thought in my tight schedule,
monster pro headphones, the even admit I started to hold.
14. One time my husband and I quarrel heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted over his head for his fart smell good vent, mended too hard and pulled directly into a pile of feces on his face.
15. men travel on the outside, suddenly home, at the door, heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a text message my wife: it three years later he divorced his wife and he said, when the little lion is Rising,
Monster Beats Headphones!
16. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, position fell in the middle of the road .. I was thinking: No, humiliating, I installed halo.
results next to me, I did not move the students to see, and quickly pick me up, and then broke out around my ears
mad fan light ...
17. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . .
18. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching mtv when Michael Jackson was surprised to find that Dad stood behind, his face thoughtful expression.
Ten super- classical , then a nice achieve chewing
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