这个星球上第二富的人如何发狂言（转）

这是甲骨文(Oracle)公司总裁赖瑞艾利森(Larry Ellison)在耶鲁大学(Yale University)对毕业生所作的演讲全文,cheap polo t shirt，由于他句句惊人,Nike Lunar Rejuven8 Mid，最后被耶鲁大学保安请下讲台。
　　
　　 耶鲁的毕业生们，我很抱歉---如果你们不喜欢这样的开场白。我想请你们为我做一件事。请你---好好看一看周围，看一看站在你左边的同学，看一看站在你右边的同学。
　　请你设想这样的情况：从现在起5年之后，10年之后，或30年之后，今天站在你左边的这个人会是一个失 败者；右边的这个人，同样，也是个失败者。而你，站在中间的家伙，你以为会怎样？一样是失败者。失败的经历 。失败的优等生。
　　说实话，今天我站在这里，并没有看到一千个毕业生的灿烂未来。我没有看到一千个行业的一千名卓越领导者 ，我只看到了一千个失败者。你们感到沮丧，这是可以理解的。为什么，我，艾利森，一个退学生，竟然在美国最 具声望的学府里这样厚颜地散布异端？
　　我来告诉你原因。因为，我，艾利森，这个行星上第二富有的人，是个退学生，而你不是。因为比尔盖茨，这 个行星上最富有的人---就目前而言---是个退学生，而你不是。因为艾伦，这个行星上第三富有的人，也退了学，而你没有。再来一点证据吧，因为戴尔 ，这个行星上第九富有的人---他的排位还在不断上升，也是个退学生。而你，不是。
　　你们非常沮丧，这是可以理解的。
　　你们将来需要这些有用的工作习惯。你将来需要这种“治疗”`。你需要它们，因为你没辍学，所以你永远不 会成为世界上最富有的人。哦，当然，你可以，也许，以你的方式进步到第10位，第11位，就像Steve。 不过，我没有告诉你他在为谁工作，是吧？根据记载，他是研究生时辍的学，开化得稍晚了些。
　　现在，我猜想你们中间很多人，也许是绝大多数人，正在琢磨，"能做什么？我究竟有没有前途？"当然没有 。太晚了，你们已经吸收了太多东西，以为自己懂得太多。你们再也不是19岁了。你们有了``内置``的帽子 ，哦，我指的可不是你们脑袋上的学位帽。
　　嗯......你们已经非常沮丧啦,Womens Nike Lunar Max。这是可以理解的。所以，现在可能是讨论实质的时候啦---绝不是为了你们，2000年毕业生。你们已经被报销，不予考虑了。我想，你们就偷偷摸摸去干那年薪20万的 可怜工作吧，在那里，工资单是由你两年前辍学的同班同学签字开出来的。事实上，我是寄希望于眼下还没有毕业 的同学。我要对他们说，离开这里,Womens Nike Lunarglide+2。收拾好你的东西，带着你的点子，别再回来。退学吧，开始行动。
　　我要告诉你，一顶帽子一套学位服必然要让你沦落......就像这些保安马上要把我从这个讲台上撵走一 样必然......（此时，赖瑞艾利森被带离了讲台）
　　注：赖瑞艾利森为甲骨文软件公司创始人，目前身价260亿美元，世界第二富豪。
　　
　　"Graduates of Yale University, I regret whether you have endured this type of prologue before, merely I want you to do someone for me. Please, take a good look around you. Look at the classmate on your left. Look at the classmate on your right.
　　Now, consider this: five years from immediately, 10 years from now, even thirty years from now, odds are the person ashore your left namely working to be a loser. The human on your right, meanwhile, will too be a loser. And you, in the medium? What can you anticipate? Loser. Loser hood. Loser Cum Laude. In truth, as I look out before me today, I don't see a thousand hopes for a sunny tomorrow. I don't watch a thousand future governors in a thousand industries. I see a thousand losers. You're upset. That's understandable. After always, how can I Lawrence "Larry" Ellison, academy dropout, have the audacity to spew such heresy to the graduating class ofone of the nation's most prestigious traditions?
　　I'll tell you why. Because I, Lawrence "Larry" Ellison, second richest man on the planet, am college dropout, and you are no. Because Bill Gates, richest man on the planet-for now anyway-is a college dropout, and you are not. Because Paul Allen, the third richest man on the planet, dropped out of college, and you did not. And for good amount, because Michael Dell, No.9 on the list and moving up rapid, is a college dropout, and you, anyhow again, are not.
　　Hmm ... you're very upset. That's understandable. So let me stroke your Egos for a moment by pointing out, very sincerely, that your diplomas were not attained in vain. Most of you, I dream, have spent four to five years here, and in many ways what you've studied and endured will serve you well in the years before. You've created good work habits. You've created a network of people that will assist you down the road. And you've established what will be lifelong relationships with the word "therapy." All that of is good.
　　For in truth, you will need that network. You will need those mighty go habits. You will need namely therapy. You will need them for you didn't drop out, and so you will never be amid the richest folk in the globe. Oh sure, you may, maybe, go your access up apt #10 alternatively #11, like Steve Ballmer. But then, I don't must differentiate you who he truly works as, do I? And as the record, he dropped out of grad educate. Bit of a late bloomer.
　　Finally, I accomplish that numerous of you, and hopefully by now most of you, Are marveling, "Is there anything I can do? Is there any hope for me at all? Actually, no. It's also late. You've preoccupied too much, calculate you understand too much. You're not 9 anymore. You have a built-in cap, and I'm not referring to the mortarboards on your brains.
　　Hmm ... you're really quite upset. That's understandable. So perhaps this Could be a good time to bring up the silver lining. Not for you, Class of '00. You are a write-off, so I'll let you prowl off to your pitiful $200,000-a-year jobs, where your cheques will be signed at sometime classmates who dropped out 2 annuals ago. Instead, I want to give hope to any underclassmen here today. I mention to you, and I can't tension this enough: leave. Pack your entities and your motifs and don't come back. Drop out. Start up. For I can tell you that a cap and robe will reserve you down equitable for surely for these security guards tugging me off this stage are keeping me down..."
　　(At this point The Oracle CEO was ushered off stage.)
　甲骨文总裁：赖瑞艾利森 　Larry Ellison　
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