Taipei, ID number, a man
123456789, many suspected of being artificial.
British man of the day when Thanksgiving Day, 4000 12 years dine turkey.
a Canadian kin for 6 years by speedy 3 times.
Shanghai, a man committed suicide run away, too dirty and mount up the creek to
U.S. men's side of the road picking coins for 10 years, accumulating 100,000 dollars
Beijing named @ a father to his son.
executioner hands fewer, India has decided to let prisoners use self-study, to fill a vacancy when the executioner.
woman jumped out of Moscow metro lying on rails, the driver seeing a heart aggression. Norway, a 23-year-old woman
mighty * 31-year-old man, was betrayed 9 months imprisonment.
British 62-year-old woman ignorant of the nape is inserted sword, leisurely water and soil.
American woman who shot dead 18, steer yourself to the hospital.
Sichuangminzhai Russia a drunk, was an old man with a cucumber, a man shot dead in Sichuan
disappointed bank efficiency is low,
GHD Blue Straighteners, a dollar saved up to take a hundred times a row to take a deposit to make retaliate.
British boy for the sake of the rich opportunities for option, planned to annihilate his family and then activity amnesia.
after the necrosis of a U.S. woman asked not buried, mummified sitting watching TV two and a half.
American man Daidisini disguise robbery, robbery along endless laughing gas to run the bandits.
Nanjing, a 9-year-old chap refused to eat celery, celery spermicide phoned journals.
Chongqing massage appointed practiced centers, the employer said so sensibility quite regular.
San Francisco maneuvers to use dog feces methane to produce electricity.
Shanghai paid a man to give up to the Xinhua Dictionary elect erroneous home, 8 years in various elect 4000. Shenyang, a man
2100 degrees of myopia, did not look his wife look like 14 years.
Mexico to upgrade a pair quarrel, shot and threw grenades by every additional at home.
Chechen premier minister ordered the call listening marital women, to discourage them and ex-boyfriend Jiuqingfuran. Russia, one old man-made
coffin, placed in the top of ########ographic magazines.
Jordan, a 120-year-old man wedding, and matron of not more than 40 years old, this old thing!
Beijing a woman for two years lost more than 20 conveyances, bicycles, buying a current car for the first thief smashed
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01. One day, I get a sense of life information, do not think I deem, will go for listening to her husband: ? Small farm countryside
Because music in others at home, the toilet is the kind of single men and women between the latrine door
not abdomen this sad day for supper that tastes ran to stomach squatting ..
? .....
03. Today, I mail blessings to a friend txt messages, text messages her back: Thank you, are you? I would like to tease her instantly to narrate her not, I
was comic as ages to tell her who I was.
then cups her place ~ ~ ~ SMS back: I do not know you do not like, you send a hanging Hu jb ah!
back to the QQ, I asked to know, I ########ing remember correctly, number of!
04. and his girlfriend dating, see the front of a girlfriend and I like to, and go up the next shot her ass.
she turned around and gave me a slap.
when someone tap my elbow I turned approximately ...
girlfriend gave me a slap.
05. seen so many embarrassing stories to tell, they do not liken my embarrassing ~ ~
one day I in the toilet (the school dormitory toilets, squatting) toilet, squatting for too long legs a little hum, so insisted on the door handle to nourish equilibrium,
and feel and a shit to bring an end to ..., so he began to compel, also secondhand a hand unconsciously compel the result. . . . . I speak, locks broken
, I roll out.
you want your students at the students outside to see the scene it? ! Ding students suddenly a light from a lavatory coil out, and also accompanied
a poo in the spray from his ass out, indeed shocking! ! ! And you a layer, and basically know I speak! ! This gang life in front of their classmates
suppressed the. . .
06. I wake up at night, when five years old, to see my parents in the ML (I later became conscious of).
my dad saw me on the front of my mother in a hurry: trampled trampled you ... you ...
then I began to wail and told them not to fight.
my dad namely on the afterward climb: today will let you.
07. an day my colleagues told me that she was not merry to work behind and
boyfriend wailed
gentle with her boyfriend results eat barbecue
and two sweet sweet honey
So I go back and my boyfriend sighing and stir the
results boyfriend said: break
Khan died
08. TV jokes.
said somebody to a sauna. Have seen a man before and after the tattoo.
chest pattern with a
back pattern with a
09. normally walk out the car like to use ipod songs. .
summer generally dress shirts, ipod on the on the chest pocket.
a motorcar, she listens to find it quite strange how suddenly suddenly headphones sound small?
looked down, because the original ipod face stood, my brain just in ru touch-sensitive zone to erase neat. . .
10. One day the class watched the movie at the founding etiquette video.
I peruse the novel attracted by Eve, broadcast to Chairman Mao affirmed that China was founded, I am a tiny slumberous.
Juventa thundering cheering, I subconsciously emulated by applause.
classmates look back at me, I suddenly woke up.
. . . Projection of the National People's brilliant smile ah
11. Today, wearing a miniskirt out there in the water and soil when the black man really approximated me. He first said in English: canitalkto
you? oneminute? I instantly replied: Ican `tspeakenglish. He swiftly for Chinese: I can ... I'll then said: and
Chinese.
afterward conservative alternatively wear a good ... ...
12. high school when the school winter damage making up, because not every class are up, so the school is not good on the courses,
GHD IV Straighteners, how to do it, so the school arranged for me to
winter actions are written to the educate, I detect it boring, equitable like Dad do no apply,
GHD IV Black Straighteners, certainly enlightened father agreed to assist me in the educate invited 2
days off. My dad is home
graduated, my mother is a college graduate, I do not know my mother after school, she began to upset the old, my dad said I
condone truancy, my mommy is kind of special gabber, so each day talking about you caress her, you let her skip class, which like everything. (In fact,
GHD Rare Straighteners, a absolute escape two days before
T. T)
then my dad eventually broke out the luncheon, my mother began to read.
my dad put the chopsticks, says: You go to school course children had never been seen no escape?
Yoshimasa words my mother: No!
So my dad asked: actually do not?
my mother was firm, said: not even once!
then my dad came one: No surprise you did not go to campus.
Poof ... ...
13.
05 years, I lost a laptop, scratch out an invoice before I lost 10 greenbacks
07 years, I lost a compartment phone, lost before it was scraping the invoice out of 10 dollars a week on
, clouds of my microprocessor, I just bored the day ahead smokes scraping the calculator to log the receipt wheat base in the 20
tags: invoice on in this life 3 times over such a prize
14.
and lg open apartments in the field,
GHD Precious Gift Set, seen in March at a time when intense cleaning of the door and into Aunt (later found locks broken), Miaodao conscious after our withdraw
out have been embarrassing ample, and after it's occurred on my ride in his Yi Zuo kiss on his legs, lovely Aunt and moved open the door, then leisurely turned also to the
sentence,
I said it too dedicated it! !
15.
Once in the kitchen cooking, accidentally spilled a few drips of peppery fuel on the arm, hot out of a few scars, and afterward aboard the outstretched arm with her husband complained: I not did what this
spilled over ~ ~
16. friall overtroduced objects, to encounter with friends, I went early to, so the woman to
wait for a meantime, obtain up go to the bathroom, a friend asked why, when estimated head is filled, and I said: The results came out, there is a man child holding his underwear in the news.
So the next day went to a gym back ... ...
18. .3 sometime junior high school classes when military exercise in the second row of 4 classes; 5 class 6 class in three rows.
premier set of fellow late, teachers nice him 50 Ren Bu Rolling palm administration minister.
half an hour he has not done (absence of exercise), instructors make him stand in the sun for two hours retinue stations ... ...
noon know,
GHD Green Straighteners, he is three shifts, running to three wrong row to the ... ...
p.m. training, saw him do in the second row is the government minister Ren Bu Rolling palm, is left standing of the ...
the child. Thac back at the point ...
19 riding school one day to see a child on the road, and rapidly rang the alarm
The child looked at me half a day, did not move, I was depressed to turn the intention of
then, kid with deadpan I also moved the movement to persist to stop me
I reduced, anew turned to the children exceedingly dedicated to continue blocking the
I can not, and parking, and asked: to calculate for a moment, said:
20. two woman students in playing chart tennis, a woman made a very shifty ball, the outcome was buffet by variant woman to fight back. The girl wept and said:
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