Husband wife 's classical talk 36

1, on call
wife: her husband
husband: in that it ~ why why
wife: Pig
wife: Pig Pig, pig ~! How do you not answer me, you have to say hey!
husband: hey! ~
Wife: Pearl
husband: hey! ... ...
Wife: ax!
husband: hey! ... ... ~
Wife: You truly mutation, acquaint you what you have hey.
husband: ... ... ... ...
2, on the dog
wife: her husband, after wedding to aid the dog, OKAY?
Husband: Well,PULSERA AZUL CON BANDERA, listen to you.
wife: her husband, you said if the dog bites baby how to do?
husband: it can not be estimated. But the big dogs eat the tiny baby things occur
wife: ah? ? ? ~ Then we can not have a baby
husband: you do not say how the dog, ah? !
Wife: No! Are not willing to reserve it because a long time both!
Husband: Well, how do you say on how to do.
... ...
wife: her husband, you said if the dog bites you how to do?
husband: ... ...
3, on quotations
wife: her husband, you said after we collected our conversation, OK?
Husband: Well, this is a good mind - let everybody know know how I was alive in dire straits
4, on looks (1)
Wife: You really ugly long
Husband: I am on the point did not value it? ... ...
Wife: You is not ... ... great ~
eyelid on her husband: ... ... hey ~ not ~ I do not know how I was double-fold?
Wife: You ah yet long beneath the eyes of the ... ...
husband:
5, on sleep
wife: you sleep, I do not want to see tomorrow when you have to think that my home computer viruses of it.
husband: What do you mean ah?
wife: Panda.
6, on the Internet
wife: her husband you know, waiting for you online is a very hard thing ... ...
wife: so you, merged feelings. Hope to see you earlier, but was terrified to see you so early ... ...
husband: it is ... ... Why?
wife: so you, but they ambition to work poo. Not to go see you going to the toilet a long time. You're just going to the toilet on the Internet desperately call out, and did not poo poo came out chilly.
husband:
7, on the chat
wife: Hall ** (full label),PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON LOGO XB, you have the time? I want to talk to you.
husband: how? ... ...
Wife: I think we ought talk about the ... ...
husband: wife, how? ! ! ... ...
Wife: not how to say ah - I feel so real fun - ha ha, you talk like a leader like ~
to ascertain her husband: ... ... at, horrified me
8, above the comprehending
Wife: If you say that someone is not the couple will test how we do it?
husband: the 2 people were kept in small apartment and then ask questions, response as to certify that we yes ah.
wife: we can not all the answers are the same. Do not believe you as followsked me to see and you think the answer is not the same.
husband: ######?
Wife: Your question is ahead or after surgery?
9, on-line dialogue
husband: my wife, I miss you oh ~!
Wife: Oh
Husband: Oh,PULSERA NEGRA CON BANDERA, today is very hard work, but I thought you better ~
Wife: Oh
husband: wife, did you want me ah? ~
Wife: Well
husband: wife, you do not appear to adore to speak to me ah
Wife: Love
husband: wife, is not what I did wrong ... you do not ignore me , and I talk good ... ...
wife: good
call rang ... ...
husband: wife, how do you? I do not love and how to speak? ... ...
Wife: you tired of not annoying ah ~! People eat barbecue chicken it ~! Your hands are full of oil hit ass phone ah!
husband:
10, husband of eating KFC
: Baby, I want to eat KFC
Wife: Well, you eat chanting
examination husband: I want to eat with you. A big boy, make their own burger at KFC to eat inside, get to face the salad, but also their own rub, is not it stupid point B
wife: a boy, sitting inside to eat KFC burger, get a face is salad, but also to rub afterward to charm, as if to say that mother and son
11, on looks (2)
... ...
husband: You and me too ugly ~ ~ ~. . .
Wife: You are not ugly out
my husband too: I'm not ugly ... ...
wife: Why you should not have ugly ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... is ugly point
Husband: like a mean
12, on looks (3)
husband sent a photo of his portly brother and his wife according to the
: Who the man so ugly?
husband: Big Brother
wife: I said that
thin husband:
13, about darting things
wife: her husband, the husband
rag to me: take steady ah ~ ( kissing)
Wife:? ? ?
14, about calculator repair
his wife: how a computer? How not called? after the test ... ...

husband: not poke it sound channel (channel) how could it noisy!
wife:
15, on the buddies
husband: Brother man, JB really terrific!
Husband: JB really terrific, even the JB are terrific!
Wife: So you two really back mountains ... ...
16, on the number of
husband: wife - tomorrow I'm going to lecture, and the face of more than 300 students, more than 600 pairs of eyes ... ...
Wife: Fortunately, you do not instruct numbers ... ...
(later that her husband can not be that simple math can not do it, they said that)
what school ah, so exercised, more than 300 students in all cups?
17, husband of scraping ×
: Baby, in appending to me, you, you are not granted to mow people.
husband: There eyebrows
Wife: Oh, well, I will give you scratch ... ...
... ... ... ...
wife: her husband, we not only shaving the eyebrows and beard the next bar, with hair where we are scraping ~!
husband:
18, on the position
husband: you act?
wife: Gong Gong is a go. [AD: Please experts help you make non-mainstream pictures www.51ps.com] should be nailed should be nailed, the arm approximately Big Bear, Big Bear stuffed body to head underground, and then pull the head to find a few to excavate into, excavate the ass side to , hand and arm to put the body underground ... ...
husband: wife, a good extremely complicated movements ah ... ...
19, husband of one acquaintance
: They mention the premier period to see me when I approach the chilly, macabre of.
wife: it is also scary when you do not like acquaintances?
husband: I told you and Xiaowei cooked, you do not say that I am intimidating.
wife: scary. Right people at the glance, huge eyes and gaze, I have to take people without sleep when ... ... ... ... ... ...
wife secretly: so! ! ! ! You say you and I have Xiaowei cooked? ~? ! ! ! ! ! !
Wife: Do you sleep at night and he certainly still staring at him ... ... Also ... ...
husband:
20, on sleep
husband: You can sleep die than dead pig is also decease.
wife: it is the sleep quality of people s agreeable! Ye apt it! You envious ah! ! !
husband: heartless human, sleep quality are high.
wife: tear ~! ! You are jealous, poor quality of sleep you can then black, then Thelephora, so ugly, so short, so lack of eye, then ... so what what!
husband:
21, husband of Riddles
: Qingshui Who gave it?
Wife: Princess it, there is the emperor.
wife: or Andy?
husband: Neither Yes, aha give. Aha I have a glass Qingshui ... ...
22, on breast
wife: ... how can I convert bigger chest? ~ I do not query, 34F on the line ... ...
husband: Farewell,PULSERA AZUL CON LOGO XB, daughter, you are now very good
wife: No, I want to 34F ... ...
husband: that you persist to Kazakhstan, I retrieved Taiwan harder than ye think it
23, about singing
wife: her husband, I just recorded a song to you.
Husband: Well.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... N minutes after
Wife: You are listening to ah!
Husband: Well ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... care for my 7 uncle god ... ...
23, about feeling
husband: I am back
wife: get it?
husband: do you Ding had.
wife: Why do not I know?
Husband: You do not think you PP itch ah?
Wife: Oh. I think the cilia do ... ...
husband: your grandmother a leg! ! ! ! ! ! !
24, on pain
husband: I have a abdomen rankle ... ... ... ...
wife: ye to it? To do now?
husband:. . . . . .
25, on the slide of the tongue
husband: Yesterday I was on a pig,PULSERA BLANCA CON NETHERLANDS!
Wife: You piglet on it was merely yesterday ~! Humph! ! ! !
26, on the arrival (4)
husband: your hands nice
wife: black clothes you look good
husband: I was not dressed in black was pearly, I ah? ~
Wife: not. You clothed in dark can not see you.
27, on the aptitude
his wife: how do you get to the last, let me not to spend money drilling is yellow?
husband: deciphering the ah, just like hackers.
Wife: not now how to get it?
husband: the last is the code ah, now code sealing, the wrong with the
wife: too lusty ... ...
husband:
wife: Tencent too strong ... ...
husband:
28, on the answer
wife: Well - I went to work the call you
husband: ah? Then I was at a friend's house waiting for you to go ah? I still go back to the afternoon, waiting for you at home?
Wife: Well, so shriek me.
husband: that was my adoption to prefer interrogative your line does not? In a friend's house, etc., alternatively in our family, etc. ~
wife: ah, OK.
husband:
29, on the body (2)
husband: I'll save the full chakra, you escape the sun up, dragging me back to you to jot circular to experience the kaleidoscope eyes feeling of fear brought to
wife: I do no run, I did five generations of ~ Naruto-hand hack you, Guwahati ha ha ha ha.
husband: you have to do hand-Gang mother ah? ~ You have to plug point cotton clothing.
wife: slay ~ Millennium! ! ! ! ! !
30,PULSERA BLANCA CON PORTUGAL, on the price
wife: her husband, I received a lollipop you gave me a ~
husband: that a good lollipop priceless ~
wife: you buy your ~!
husband: it is not ... I gave her mother 20 greenbacks, forget give change a ... ...
31, on the appearance (5)
Husband: Oh, my baby is too beauteous Aisi me
Wife: I thought you died ... ...
32, on IQ
husband: wife called chairmen approved a
: Why?
husband: sent me the writing, which has wrong sentences, I do not know, according to the txt designed a poster, spray a 43, when unlocked, found that there are mastery problems, took me a chant
Wife: You said the chanting and leadership, you cheap IQ, do not understand what is wrong sentences ... ...
33, on the name
wife: there is no ill beating special baby?
husband: my sister, do not fight Do not take the Chinese also say ah, AI would be finished psalming ... ...
34, wife of prick
: your company do?
husband: Dalian × × Education Services Limited.
Wife: Why not do the software? Educated on how they retreat?
husband: something is selling software, we are selling services, is that simple.
Wife: Or the attendant ... ...
husband: ... ...
wife: hey - what do you say you sell another? ~
Husband: that the sale services
wife: × × also open duck shop?
... ... ... ...
husband: We are speeches, a student thousands of it.
Wife: The service fare is good Guia ... ... ... ... ... ... then you pay attention to the body oh ... ...
husband: not my education, I was responsible for pulling others to study! ! !
Wife: Oh ... ... ... ...
begging husband:
35, on the status
husband: our home, I would be looked by, position rankings is this: your foreman, child second child, youngest dog ... ... and so said several generations, and I did not menu it.
wife: Who said that - in my idea, you row boss.
Wife: Or how I consider about who aided clean up the house when I wanted to pack up and you do ~
36, husband of his wife deal with a wife
photos processed ... ...
husband: you see me Jiabao Béhar
Wife: Who is that ~ really nice ~!
husband: I favor plumes Now I do that, ha ha
wife: I did not pay care - attention that people of the light ~ ~
fine husband: ....