酒店小姐的幽默（笑一笑十年少）转

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1.同事到外地出差，当地的同事热情好客，当晚便在一特色酒店的包间设宴接风。男男女女十几个人落座后便不 停的聊天，只有一个人在点菜。点好了，征求大伙儿意见：“菜点好了，有没有要加的？”
　　 这种情况，我们在北京一般是让小姐把点过的菜名儿报一遍。于是一位北京的哥们儿说：“小姐，报 报。”
　　 小姐看了他一眼，没动静。
　　 “小姐,Womens Nike Lunar，报一下,Nike Lunar Elite！”哥们儿有点儿急了。
　　 小姐脸涨得通红，还是没动静。
　　 “怎么着？让你报一下没听见？”哥们儿真急了。
　　 一位女同事赶紧打圆场：“小姐，你就赶紧挨个儿报一下吧，啊。”
　　 小姐嗫嚅着问：“那，那……就抱女的，不抱男的行吗？”
　　 “噗！”边上一位女同事刚喝的一大口茶全喷前边人身上了。十几个人笑做一团，小姐更是不知所措。
2.上菜了，先上一个拌拉皮儿。一大盘拉皮儿端上来，接着是几碟儿配料、酱汁儿什么的。小姐上菜的时候没留 神，一滴酱汁儿洒在一位哥们儿的裤子上了。那哥们儿也是成心逗闷子，假装阴沉着脸问小姐：“怎 么办呀？”
　　 小姐很冷静地说：“怎么办都行。”
　　 “那你说怎么办？”
　　 “您想怎么办就怎么办？”
　　 “那你们这儿一般是怎么办的？”
　　 ?要不俺帮您办？”
　　 “好呀。”
　　 只见小姐麻利的把几碟儿配料、酱汁儿一股脑倒在拉皮儿上，一手拿筷子，一手拿
　　 勺子，刷刷几下就拌好了。然后对那哥们儿说：“先生，拌好了，可以吃了。”
　　 哥们儿努着眼珠子瞪着那盘子拉皮儿半天没说话，另一位同事替他跟小姐说了声“谢谢“
3.上主菜了――烧羊腿，一大盘肉骨头，一碟子椒盐儿。一位北京哥们儿酷爱这口儿，
　　 毫不客气的抓起一羊腿,Womens Nike Lunar Max，咔嚓就是一口，呱唧呱唧的大吃起来。小姐一见,polo shirts wholesale，说道：
　　 “先生，这个要蘸着吃。”
　　 哥们儿将信将疑的看了看小姐，又看了看当地的同事。当地的同事说：“蘸着吃好吃一些。”
　　 哥们儿于是拿着羊腿站起来，咔嚓又是一口。
　　 小姐赶紧过来问：“先生，您有什么需要吗？”
　　 “啊？没有啊。”
　　 “那请您坐下来吃。”
　　 哥们儿嘀咕着坐下来，看了看大伙儿，茫然若失。小心翼翼的把羊腿拿到嘴边，小心翼翼的咬了一口 。
　　 小姐又说：“先生，这个要蘸着吃。”
　　 哥们儿腾地一下站起来，挥舞着羊腿怒气冲冲的嚷：“又要站着吃，又要坐着吃，到底怎么吃！？”
　　4.酒菜满席，领导跚跚而来。
　　 满座起身相迎，一片寒喧之声。
　　 旁边侍宴的小姐甚美，新来，经验不丰，颇有些紧张。
　　 众人落座，有人招呼：“小姐，茶！”
　　 小姐忙近前用手指点：“1、2、3、4、5、6、7，共七位！”
　　 众人哂笑，领导补充曰：“倒茶！”
　　小姐忙又“倒查”了一遍：“7、6、5、4、3、2、1，还是七位。”
　　 有人发问：“你数什么呢？”
　　 小姐犹豫了一下小声答道：“我属狗。”
　　 众人怒，急呼：“叫你们经理来！”，经理入，垂手讪笑，问：“诸位，传我何事？”
　　 领导曰：“别多问，去查查这位小姐年龄属相。”
　　 经理纳闷，依命而行，旋来回复：“18岁，属狗！”
　　 领导大笑，众人大笑。领导海量不做追究，众人雅量不便追究。
5.酒过三旬，上来一道菜：“清炖王八！”
　　　众人皆喜，然未忘规矩，有人以箸拨王八头曰：“领导动动，领导动动！”
　　 领导看着被拨得乱颤的鳖头，心中不悦，既不愿谐了此言的尾音又不愿违了众人美意，于是乎持勺酌汤，曰：“好 ，好！大家请随意。”
　　　又有人奉称曰：“对��王八就该喝汤！”领导气得几乎喷饭。 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　 未几，汤将尽，有物圆圆浮出，问：“小姐，这是什么？”
　　 小姐忙答：“是王八蛋。”众人又惊喜：“领导先吃，领导先吃！”
　　这此领导没听到“晦气”之言，甚悦，唤小姐：“给大家分分！”
　　 良久，小姐不动，领导怒问：“怎么，这也分不清楚吗？”
　　 小姐为难的说：“七个人，六个王八蛋，您叫我怎么分啊？”
　　
　　　众人听罢，个个伸脖瞪眼，满口美食，难以下咽。`
　　 如果您笑了。帮忙顶一下。让别人也笑下自己也笑一下
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■ dialogue

Zhou Li spoke as simple as his name, always jumping out two by two.
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He denied sending side He said his appeal is very simple, it is hoped that the Government's illegal acts can be punished in the original company.
At the same time, Zhou Li and the original company's lawsuit is continuing, require the company before the overtime compensation.
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Beijing News: Why is the heavy things? You want to express the aspirations of very heavy?
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Beijing News: Do you think the words to express what sense? Or how to understand the meaning of words?
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Beijing News: Why are you holding a banner to the downtown area? Is repeated decisions or thinking about a hot head went?
Zhou Li: banner is already well, last Saturday (Nov. 20) is not the first time, went out to get downtown but is the first time.
Beijing News: monitoring group of people holding the banner to see you come yet?
Zhou Li: The entire brigade of labor security supervision is only ten or so, they have seen the.
Beijing News: What is the reaction of the staff have it?
Zhou Li: They told me to come out of people to communicate, but to no avail.
Beijing News: What you do care about it?
Zhou Li: I care about is I want to experience the injustice let more people know, to let more people know my experiences. Not to think about the results.
Beijing News: Do you feel that your behavior alternative it?
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Beijing News: This is the character of reason? Or because other people are affected?
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Beijing News: Some Internet users accused Replies You will see them angry? Feel they have a tendency to paranoid it?
Zhou Li: not angry. In the U.S., a female employee during pregnancy treatment for eight years with the company into a lawsuit. This is a normal thing in foreign countries.
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Beijing News: It will continue to do it? To court?
Zhou Li: Yes.
Beijing News: Why not put a banner directly to the monitoring unit, but to get downtown it?
Zhou Li: They must accept losing side. Not have any effect.
Beijing News: How to get a satisfactory result is that you can accept?
Zhou Li: I hope the Government will be the original company's violations of administrative punishment.
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