Giant comic !

Smile wrong me ...1 daytime by a friend's house, the phone did not understand where did not ascertain it, to borrow a friend's phone call almost his girlfriend and hear to where it namely. I enter my digit, 1 press dial button, the shade shows that she saved my name: SB3 (then amused, merely fortunately a third ...)

2,GHD Diamond Flag 2011, pocket when I dig, a lost key, was not found, then go back and look!
a pair of young lovers in the street where the man suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later learned, had that woman pregnant. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days

3, opened today in the school group meetings, sudden abrupt sneezed, looked up, it was found in front of the girls snout Biao to the back of the woman and not aware of, so secretly want to help her erase, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, shouting dinner, drink 一杯接一杯 dry, one would have answered to the tolerate. . .
rushed to the restroom, not stand on spouting out of the full one place ah. . . . Rustled the mouth behind to sit down, naught like people. After a meantime, a friend got up and said to the restroom, I genial advice: dropped into the slot in the
7, navel school, a job done well, work on the teacher gave me this batch of two words, redo,
2 morning I went to Mai Zaodian the , then put the job of this to help me to disburse him the same table,
the maximum prestigious places, and he wrote back in the redo old one, do not do. paid,
Next, on a misadventure ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more tragic is the graduate soon, he told me ,,,,,,

8, go In the crowded streets back the high-handed whistle suddenly sounded hurried voice, did not respond, a Buick mercantile conveyance buffet me on the shoulder; I did not get angry, just gently took out the opener, move it planning process all along of a road graceful arbitrage

9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of cheap, had to buy thirty pairs, only the results of the same neatness of dark, I said to sell socks glow, color is agreeable, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... I thought also, so bought a thirty pairs ....
In this path two Tianyi results for the ...
had approximately two months, I really could not stand the same table, and said: slothful you a lot, how two months you do not even say for a pair of socks I
:....

10, has recently cooled down on the expressway to see a strong man, caravans roadster, wearing a motorcycle helmet.

11, on a whim, to take their own photos as desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...

12, high school with theory ridiculousness
I left the br> 13, say the right asset
my wife the day before to find a wife online monetary software, I'll give her microprocessor, I sit and see, wife of proficient open www.google.com, type in the search bar say the students parents.
the beginning of love his parents. One day to go shopping, his mother took a fancy to a jacket, but a look at the price to drag his father away.
his father said: we can not supply can not try? His father on his mother and forcibly into the closet room.
alteration out of his mother, his father a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother ran, said: Run! While the seller is not!
his mother wearing the jacket, label drifting out, hauled out by his dad flew, just passing through a pillar, his mother holding a crying post. His father back serious, said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his dad laughed: ha ha ha ha ... ... raiment when you go in the money I paid before.

15, batch jobs, see the students do not draw geometric problems, readily Comments: No chart no fact ~

16, his girlfriend would like to check the bill, send txt messages to 10086: My bill likewise left many

17, students A car event, leg fracture, hospitalization
few of us went to see him melodrama good students entered the inpatient
met him on my parents
rapidly went to ask A's condition on the results of an open
becomes
.

18, in high school, the most funny thing that would
money, we often piece in to buy cigarettes, I was two and my buddy just bought a Heyan
arrangement go to the toilet pumping, the results to class, the class teacher's class, forget it
first class when the class saw the sneaky fellow wrote a note, then rub a massive team, I throw over
by the class teacher to see, the class teacher instantly down and taken away, standing on the podium began to read
perspiration ing, if I kas long asis written is legal, I would preferably swallow a teacher not to give her a mouth
: In addition ZJ
laugh abdomen ache ... ...
classic appeared
... RZ

19, my roommates make amusement of me, my purse secret in a little box, MD The problem is that mini box that I sent to Guangzhou to a Nvwang gift, I send also much bad out two days later found himself not the billfold. I am in Wuhan, my identity card, bank card, his girlfriend of photographs in Guangzhou Nvwang hands.

20, Yesterday at Wal-Mart, suddenly hurt my stomach, inhibiting burst into the lavatory, just an earth-shattering blasts began to squat,GHD Straighteners, the results of the children next door and burst into tears, her mother asked her how she that smell ~ ~

21, arrived in the coastal, unpacking is completed. The attachment of an training task is to conduct anti-landing training garrison division, and everybody flew the vehicle to arrange. I was weight-bearing wheels with grease pistol to grease, portly department political commissar standing behind me a moment and said with concern: small comrades hard it! I did not anticipate tanks to shove the spirit of 12 cycles, tanks, soldiers not simple ah! I was moved almost to tears
.

22, tall school class when we obtain together is always smoking
day I happen to have a more arrogant of things to tell you, I smoked the results of other people are pumping slow
finished, I left half of the root, a fast look at class, and big mouth suck two
teacher suddenly came in, I asked myself a darted on the floor, their feet, but just a tread
smoke cloud into the two had clutch your expiration
have seen the class teacher, came over and asked me, you are not smoking it
I shook my head
teacher: educator talk
proceeded shaking his head
anger: you talk to me
I: I ... did ... pumping ... smoke ... (along with the smoke spewing from the nose and mouth continued)
teacher did not choked laugh ... ...

23, today, work colleagues and I went out to supper , we were mandated a chili scrambled eggs, and found cilia, and my colleagues on the use of chopsticks hair, shouting, you see the foreman ~ ~ What is this? Boss a look, oh cry ~ called, to, come here! To the madam for a pair of chopsticks

24, spent 50 dollars on the Internet to buy a piece of hand-made face soap, with a day alternatively two at night thinking about the time that has been thin with a half, The upon also are soap bubbles, petulant I am vomiting blood.
my dad said you this pleasing to use soap, bath covered with sleek.

25,GHD Benefit Straighteners, the first Italian to eat pizza, do not know eat everything, on the point were 38 yuan and 8 yuan to send a cheese archive.
complete repast and found something was lacking, I thought, had distant less cheese,
then cried: server, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have achieved, and also allows people to eat?
Waiter: Sir, you that have been gushed in your cheese pizza a ...
me: entire right, you work to a engaged bar ...

26, at midday back to the hostel, I saw glass with cola, direct a full beverage. Drinking my face was green. Quarters that the man had bought a bag of vinegar dumplings, no place to fall, with my glass installed. . .

27, topics like the teacher to join them, one day the teacher Topic: >
28, my people are more mindless, bath final night and forgot to turn off the gas ...
then my mother assisted me clean up the mess on the side of the side said: So you definitely tin not sin, for it surely would leaving testify of a crime ...

29, to complete a physical day,GHD Hair Straightener, not hungry, went to a cafeteria, many people, too crowded, and confusion, I call on the Dafan Aunt: this Kindaichi, just to see the second sheet on the tears, I do not know which day to annihilate the person in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a surround, to write, this is the killer ... ...

31, High School next door I like true story ..
human A was a teacher in the level to sleep ... well done .. he called
found a solution to the blackboard in front of the subject .....
not then prepared to write a public humiliation did not come to the blackboard
actually a teacher began to sour him ..
school grades are so bad dare to sleep truly shameless
head is not on the whole home ... day only to sleep ...
did not think he would actually write ... .. also very nice ...
teachers understand a little morsel ungainly location ... had to let him back seat do not control him well ....
He really did not think the teacher was variety ample to choke one ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be the ask me

32, My sibling went to a school playing basket ball,GHD Blue Butterfly 2011, I heard a low-grade girl asked a low-grade boys: have let you take snacks, you say I adore your ..

33, saying that my girlfriend hit a summer job in a mobile phone sell phone

a square at noon , lunch time, virtually no stores, next to the counter to my girlfriend of a class of people see mobile phone uncle, just that section of the counter not to eat the MM, weakly, looking like uncle also buy a mobile phone Zhu Er, gone up with the arm aided her head on the counter, because the MM chest (crab) of relatively large, the uncle suddenly found watching it to see MM's milk (crab) trench, eyes are looking straight up, My wife found out, would like to remind that MM, the results of MM no answer after a few minutes, MM openings: Big Brother, watching enough? seen enough to buy a cell phone it ... ...
result uncle said nothing, bought a compartment phone fleeing for the gate and fled on a ... ...

34, heard a friend say, a colleague of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relatives gave a cartoon, on the bus, the driver of this person looked at e cartoon, wanted to find the location, the driver stopped him and said: there reading, toilet, squatting) toilet, squatting for too long legs a little murmur, so he propped the door handle to maintain equilibrium and feel and a shit to come out, so he began to compel, also accustomed the power of the hands unconsciously, results... I X, broken locks, I coil out.
you think you were on the outside of the student's classmates to see scene?! a light (crab) Ding students Suddenly out from the toilet roll, toilet and also accompanied by a spurt out from his inside PP, absolutely frightful!!! and a layer we basically knew, I X!! bunch of students in front of this life elevator can not afford to head the ...

36, the morning her husband took me to the unit left, and then I suddenly received his text message: find you, dear. the more people the bus windows were shut, the car smell bad some people are certainly frown. But that air of MM is very normal to her from his pocket and saw a straw on the side of the mouth and the windows open a crack, greedy sucking the outdoor atmosphere 。。。。。 would an average person ah =. =

38, our math teacher likes simulating to be comic to say a joke that no one laughed
we discuss spoof on him a whole class, so the 1st thing he said when the school, we all smiled in unison
day he came in, was silent for a moment that his father died, I immediately
laugh, others silent.

39, water and soil it
look a cashier in a very solemn cluster of coins
a few kids ran, ran to sing: in front of Bridge downstream through a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight 。。。。
and then the cashier is reduced by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....

40, high school boarding school, some students go home to let him take according something to help me, they send text messages: I seethe clothes and money.

41, and girlfriend, dating, see There in front of me like his girlfriend, and shot up next to her ass.
she turned around and gave me a slap.
while something pat my shoulder I turned nigh ...
girlfriend gave me a slap.

42, the day suddenly take a phone call: Oh, suspect there is a gift! Not that I hang up! comrades suddenly called to my bureau, said: posted to our Xinghua this corporation.
this news really is too sudden, when the two of us in the legion then do not say, feeling particularly good few years antecedent lost adjoin, dream that he suddenly came to our Xinghua I told him on the phone, I now went to pick him up their cooperative unit, get together at noon.
I went to their cooperative unit, boy!'s really impressive, all alien management mode, connected the enterprise the door on cross-examination the ward attach, register, sign especially strict about my comrades who are stationed in units of people, I added the enterprise had coincided to guard.
I went to the antique guy said workshop, to see old comrades I nodded at me, and made a face. I average I do comprehend, not to rush, do not allow parlor, let me in the side later on.
I am bored stupid, in the workshop in turn for a while, from the bag and took out a newspaper point of outlook up in the mart door and suddenly there is a boss who went to look behind me, stood beside a security, he looked at me, patted my shoulder and said: That is the boss, you do not even know he was still here what mix merge. point the way to embezzle someone else's, making phone calls went to get oral medicine to patients, I gently into the room, gently beat {awake|awake} patient, and said softly: Grandpa, up to embezzle food right!

45, last night, cooked crab, open water, I threw one crab kettle. crab is very fresh in the pot tamper.
good wife to play carefully, you can not see this, then I conceal over his eyes did not dare look behind.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too bloody?
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt anyhow?

46, sitting today bus, there is a one-stop driver asked: : You do not install the

48, Dragon Boat Festival to go to the unit sent a box of milk and a sack of Thai rice Shanghao unit a feminine companion behind work to help me help him push back home, to Downstairs, the colleague said to me: help me to go onto. My husband was not home, hurry up! take extra than, NND, that district where there are a lot of people know me. he ambitioned to caution her not to shout: . My husband was not home, hurry up, so perturbed immediately! spit out a word: the students, not school today, school

50, one day more than four in one night a friend called to say the sentence: Missed calls so call to ask you what material. amazing, is a damn, then read the paper, it says tomorrow, if you do not duplicate the contents of this paper 50 periods, then sent to additional people, will dead is difficult to see, and so on and so ahead. to frighten my students , the home on the night quickly copied 50 copies the next day sent to others, sent out a few start, but then we know what it is, do not say that he fed to the paper, so the a.m. passed, His hands also the collection of several dozen.
at the first music class, the teacher points to his name occurred to him sing, I saw the crying little boy stood up and said sadly: the mood to sing .... Nayou ah ....Japanese mellifluous in English so that he did not understand one, but a strong patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, so he smiled and nodded blindly: person riding a bike on the high-speed!

53, my wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife on the road hike, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, serious, said: see you also read the book people. wife is sick or go to the hospital early, worship is needless

54, the students travel, reached the top, a special excitement hilltop girls shouted: motherland, ah, My mommy! then a crush ashore this exciting special female boys shouted: motherland ah, my wife's mama!

55, my house has been rented to a Japanese visitors, day guests hit me that a phone with a not very fluent in Chinese, said: ! , melon seeds shell on the desk drawer of all,
looked at in class when the seeds shell and greedy, so the seeds with the shell and into his mouth afresh, consciousness luscious Well..
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially bought spiced melon seeds shell, the shell is not only mutton is the savor of food.. the result that one p.m. a bunch of students around the edge of my seat to eat I licked twice the seeds shell....

57, go to school when the school was built, beginning in September to a lot of students a day on behalf of a newborn is like holding a bunch of class work, and asked I: br>
59, high school naval exercising, the first day of class, is the language class.
not recess over the same table, sleeping in class.
teacher to see, to reply this answer. Then by the 53 students to response this question. Language classes up to me to response on behalf of! The result was a loud ruckus next door, cordless motorcycle bell

61, take the bus, I sat in the front row approximate the skylight.
half one hour later, I pate out the window.
back there a buddies, head stretched out the window.
I hurrahed to him: , vomit, and clay paste the brothers that look.
that boys wailed out, next to me, friends, Bangdayaoyuan, the brothers said that:

62, high school love to play, GF see me play often, there are times I shot col in the practice, she ran: know next to nothing of) I say try it! I do not know what the root
results had been proficient to get a volley, direct headshot! !
spot wailing, this entity does not speak to me as a week!

63, told friends that I lost my bike, bought fewer than a week, sad.
friends say you that Suansha, I bought a bike, look at the one on the lost:
friend asked others to buy a bike, more than twelve o'clock point, he was in the kitchen cooking, listen to House The following people call: bombard, erased his hands down.
NND, car gone ... ...

64, bought a ipod touch, my friend and I said a hard screen, no membrane, the key appointed impair. . Then I scratched with a key. Grass

65, once,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, the peal rang, after a catch on the boys burst into the apartment, rushed to the last row, the teacher has spoken: some students late, from the back door, do not influence others! The boys sit down, that the dumplings, bite. He found next to a pretty MM, has been staring at her. MM thinks he has not eaten breakfast, so gracious to give her buns. Teacher and spokesman, and the hideous face: even now some students are late, and still the schoolroom to eat breakfast, they also forget to dine, buns to the speeches the teacher should not it!

66, my father and mother say, when I was usual them and linger in the guesthouse, the morning they found a very smart way to get my toothbrush, hand-washing is the motel were also higher than I, they ask me how I fitted into the water, I took them into the toilet, pointing to the toilet ... ...