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Husband: What time is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not sleep!
husband: I asked ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I ask you is 10 o'clock the whole.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, I am not to engage in your day you feel well is not it?
husband: I'm just asking, is now 10 o'clock the whole what?
wife: a full whole, now on the whole! ! ! ! !

one woman marriage, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. to handsome
2. have a car
; computer to help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess

the woman, not satisfied with the results found another input
1. have a nice house
2.
computers have a lot of money to help her re-search results ~~~~~~ bank

This woman is still not disappointed,"abercrombie fitch womens " 06 Land Rover Range Rover 31W, continue to enter the conditions
1 to look cool
2 results found also to have a sense of security
result ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Altman

This woman is still not disappointed, but also to the input conditions
1. to handsome
2. have a car
3. have a nice house
4. to There are a lot of money to look cool
5
6 and also to have a sense of security
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman to play chess in the bank


between husband wife funny SMS jokes

wife: I cut the hair, will become difficult to see? Husband: No, ah! Wife: Really? Husband: Yes, ah! Hair has nothing to do with your ugly ah. Wife to her husband: Empress Dowager Cixi people buried his mouth when the mouth is a big pearl, a hundred years later with what I have to have a face. Her husband said: You have to include pork balls or moth balls?
Wife: Do you remember in February, you said you go to catch carp and Pharaoh's this? Husband: Of course I remember. Wife: There is a carp just call and say you have a father







a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door on listen to next door asked: I know him? Strange!
then next door asked: ? Chagrin, said: gay! a silly B! I say he took a!!





A teacher marking English composition, suddenly furious: Writing
Princess answered 'yes ",
next summer are all alive to the Chinese

mosquito how to do it?
1. of course, to support his
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him marry wife
5. give him a child
otherwise how can you do?
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v professor asked: rotten radish and what pregnant woman the same point? A wonderful school students: are the fault of insects. Only 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.






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