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2124992 2010 年 11 月 23 日 15:42 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
Ice: Monkey teacher, first of all Thank you for your busy schedule to be interviewed!
Goku: Do not call the teacher! \
Ice: Yes. Mr. Story, \
Goku: This is a lie, is to ignore the most basic biology, physiology, common sense and made up a lie. You think about it, the stone no matter how well-informed, how can it into life? ... ... I tell you, my father called the Gang.
Ice: Gang?
Monkey: Yes. He has not appeared up to now, but I know he has been quietly in the dark to protect me, promoted me. I do not have any qualifications in the case, so I was a Bima Wen; in my eating peaches, row heaven, breaking countless artifacts, artifacts of the circumstances, I do not bear any civil liability, but was sentenced to 500 years imprisonment sentence in the famous scenic heaven and enjoy five-star service and actually protected me. You may wish to compare, I Zuiqing Pig more than just drink a bit Chang'e only molested, he was the Jade Emperor, \, someone secret tricks, modified the Pig reincarnation of the time node and program code, resulting in misdirected sow tires, tragically a disfigurement, permanent disability falls. Then compare Shahe Shang, originally working in the core of leadership around the shutter general, just because \have such a look, \the ravages of brutal ah!
Wukong: yes ah. Because their father is not called Gang, sins are light, will be punished according to law.
Ice: Bima Wen is a small government, but also to take care of you?
Wukong: is it wrong that I had. Bima Wen is a busy bad, you know, the gods are the clouds of heaven, Take me, for example,
belstaff jackets outlet, I will drive somersault cloud, a somersault thousands of miles away. Who ride? Therefore, the transport sector is no longer necessary, in the heaven is the most boring and most marginalized sector. But why set up such a body? The main leaders at all levels in order to arrange the children, relatives, these people's congresses are the ignorant man, this does not work arrangements to the department will not make mistakes, but they do not make mistakes, have reason to promote ah! On the one hand so that they are subject to exercise, on the one hand make each other, the establishment of elite circles, to become part of vested interests. At first, I did not understand the profound meaning of this arrangement, therefore, it angrily, and left.
Ice: You had hanging \When St. Mary Help of Christians Zhenjun of Satsukai Wang Lingguan, just a guard sergeant, but with you \
Wukong: This happens for many reasons. Why let Juling Shen pioneer Lee King, and then let us do battle with me? The intention of this arrangement is that the failure by Juling Shen, bring out the mighty us in the future, Lee promoted his son King we go, let him as successor. In this case, if the performance of which Creation of Space worse than us, that is, trying to find fault with Lee King, Lee King is the demolition of the station ah! Moreover, the heaven and down, corruption was corrupted, almost all of the office are to spend money down, who are often Chihepiaodu, fish village to salvaged capital, where there will be fighting strength?
Ice: The Jade Emperor did acknowledge that you do \
Wukong: I had thought it was a great officer, and later learned that a clap of the party leaders, the equivalent of chairman of the CPPCC, display only, delivered an important speech during the time the Jade Emperor, have to face with a smile of worship, continuous clapping, hands often are swollen ... ... grandmother, the kind of bitter, alas, do not say, I knew this, what I did wrong that break, \it?
Ice: The present management materials, to assign you to see the Pan Taoyuan, as a classic case of absolute power that will inevitably lead to absolute corruption. You believe you should be responsible for the disappearance of peaches this treasure it?
Goku: This is a big injustice ah! Or, this is a big conspiracy: Why is their fast at the ripe peach and sent me to see Pan Taoyuan? Why should the \The time node so clever, it just a coincidence?
Ice: Can you talk about the details of it?
Monkey: OK. A total of 3600 peach, in front of 1200, one crop year 3000, the immortality of the road eating, physical fitness light. The middle of 1200, 6000 of a cooked, eat the Xia cite soaring, live forever. Behind the 1200, 9000 of a cooked, ate together with heaven and earth life, the same G sun and the moon. The peach was repeatedly said to belong to heaven all the gods, the people of God, but only for a handful of people enjoy it. Put this point not to mention, we might calculate, 3600 peach tree, the results of at least 100 per plant, more than several hundred, even the lowest of the 100 calculation, there are a total of 360,000 a peach, I ate up to 10 a day, all After required 36,000 days, equivalent to 98.6 years, where I made a total of two to three months, there is no peach! And I dutifully for a long time to think about eating a peach, even to eat, but also the \How could eat all the peaches it?
Ice: Yes, ah, this is a bit strange ah!
Monkey King: The problem is precisely here. Some people know that I will eat peaches, deliberately put me there, and even repair the Monkey House is also there, and will feature peach of Health stressed to me repeatedly. Is it not strange to you? Purpose is very simple, that is induced by I eat peaches, and then they can freely stole more peaches, and all the blame onto me. What poisonous intentions repeat itself,
belstaff jacket! Appointment of corrupt elements like the big reason why the small corrupt elements, are the reason ah. My fault, did not too nervous to count to panic and fled, back under the big black mark against this port. Moreover, there is also hidden a large conspiracy!
Ice: What?
Wukong: scarcity. Peach Once eliminated, the other species to soaring health, and to lose the competition. Therefore, I often automatically think of that old man Laojun alchemy, and his unprecedented sought immortality, than the \What ping \
Ice: The Shao your third, your master, \?
Wukong: I used to think that too. But now figured out the difficulties he has, ah, Skeleton Demon is a grass-roots goblins, no background, and behind the monster has a strong background of basic, if so crushed, if wrong, offending the boss, I am the master is to eat can not bear the go. Said than done! Way through the kind of unfeeling he told me: all abuses, kills arrogant domineering demon, has a deep background, have to learn to compromise, ah, fighting with the control prices as is pole dancing, to an unknown person the truth see, can not move too much ah. Oh, great heaven, is actually a triad: the golden cudgel when I raised, ready to execution, there would always jump out to a variety of senior officials, shouting: \\I often am speechless ah.
Ice: how do you see that monster, monster?
Wukong: monster basically have the background, monsters are basically grass roots. Also, many monsters is not a monster, and some were driven out because of relocation of farmers, either because long-term consumption of toxic foods, genetically modified foods has become grim, like a monster. And heaven for people who eat special food, they will not become a monster, because the intention is not right up, Yaoqi become too heavy monster. But often demonize those Caomin heaven, and then to kill in the name of anti-crime, elimination of heaven instability.
Ice: Many people do not understand, your \
Goku: Well, that weight is not true, is given in underwater data statistics department, you think about it, the department's data in addition to date outside of there really? In addition, the so-called \Underwater construction sector corruption in construction projects for funding, mutatis mutandis, to this template fine steel pull, pull down to \. Kickbacks are so hard to eat on their own, the work done to that level of poor quality, I am speechless ah.
Ice: There is a phenomenon I do not understand, you encounter monsters, goblins, when many times yourself first, and said he was 500 years ago, the Monkey King Havoc in Heaven, those monsters , Why not just not afraid of goblins, but arrogance is more arrogance out?
Wukong: Yes, ah, this issue also bothers me a long time. Learn came back, I read the newspaper the past, found the report about my Havoc in Heaven, they would understand the truth. Havoc in Heaven, is this the day the newspaper reported: Flower and Fruit of a mental patient who claimed the Monkey King, everyone they claim to be \This often rob pedestrians of property, molesting women, but also 占道 business, disrupt urban order, aroused strong resentment among the masses to heaven. The spirit of humanitarian considerations, relevant departments have organized neighborhood heaven to do the old aunt thought their work, but discouraged invalid. Then, urban person to be captain Erlang persuasion. Unexpectedly, the mentally ill even fight for the people of good urban management, Erlang's fine straw dogs, according to its calf bite, and pulled a down, the other urban management team surrounded them, this psychiatric patients were sent to shelters . Heaven people pounding on drums, for urban management unit sent flowers and banners praising the patron saint of the people they are heaven ... ...
Ice: After reading this story, you was how to think ?
Wukong: I rely on, history is written by victors, this point was not that ######## ah. Knew that monster that is the case report, Havoc in Heaven, not to mention the things I could not even mentioned.
Ice: It is not a network? Does not anyone publish it?
Wukong: have been blocked. Heaven's network organized a large team of event posts will be deleted. Provoke a shield even people anxious.
Ice: there is a very important question to ask you, you are a somersault on the galaxy, several somersaults can see the Buddha, to get back through, why to travel long distances , it costs so much trouble?
Wukong: Buddhist sutras, is the heaven and the Tang Zhaoting major cultural co-operation projects out of the huge budget, if I took U disk, some somersaults on to the Western Paradise to copy the classics down, how to spend these funds end? Officials at all levels how this name please send to each other? Therefore, the small events must be done: set up a leading group of Buddhist sutras, I headed chef, I like Journey, Drifting, white Ma is the Standing Committee, hired thousands of consultants 100 008 ... ... no difficulty, we exhaust the heart exhaustive consideration to the difficulties to find and create difficulties, but also to forge ahead. Chink people too poor to heaven, but heaven government rich flow of oil over the floor, how the money is also Huabu Wan, we have to hire someone to help spend money, sometimes false invoices to open up to a month, we get the 5170 false invoices, cash 142 million, or used up ah!
Ice: This is to toss money ah!
Wukong: yes ah. How to spend their own pockets are not able to drum up? All we have to reach places, the local government rebuilt the road, even if it is just repaired better to do something once and then repair the one hand, took the opportunity to take the rebate, the one hand, learn that the major projects of importance to meet the above ideas. Not only that, each of us to a place, the local leaders to bring their families to meet, a great feast, in fact,
belstaff coat, how much we eat a few master? But they are astronomical for a reimbursement. Some also took the opportunity to travel abroad, to take us all the way, some from the point of departure, all the way to send out more than 10,000 kilometers and you still would not go back, up to the time 9 thousand officials to bring their families to take us wherever he went, barren ah ,
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Ice: they want to travel abroad to find a particular sub, right?
Wukong: yes ah. They also each other expensive gifts to each other. Buy their own gifts retained, is corruption, but to someone else, called normal business hospitality. Send to each other, both had money and goods, but also to avoid the risk. In fact, we hate this entertaining. I shook hands with those corrupt officials, most of the day,
belstaff leather, my hands are grinding monkey hair is gone, then I changed a pair of gloves with Monkey King Bar, the results, gloves have been polished, and then changed back to Jingu so that when the bar is not so much that affected combat effectiveness. Whenever remember those days, I could not help but be sad, you say, hey man that turned into a beast, a quick so fast?
Ice: ... ...
Goku: Oh, really do not want to go on, s talk later. Bye!
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