Without the rabbits, merely extra hare - hare jok

rabbits bounce to the bakery, and asked: ...
next day, the rabbits bounce to the bakery,
third day, the rabbits bounce to the bakery, small bread!! -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ---
are happy to run a little rabbit in the forest,
in the road, the volume of marijuana creature a giraffe,
rabbits on the Giraffe said: to do injure to their own object?
see how beautiful the forest, let us run it in nature,Vibram FiveFingers Kso! fling behind,
emulate the rabbit in the forest run.
later they encounter an elephant is prepared to smoke cocaine,
small white rabbit on the elephant, said: elephants, why do you absence to do their own thing hurt?
look by how pretty the forest, let us run in nature 吧! rabbit, then back the cocaine to fling,
followed at rabbits and giraffes in the forest run.
then they are arranged to fight the heroin encountered a lion,
rabbits on Lion said: rabbits, so the probes to fling behind,
rush to beat up a small white rabbit meal.
horrified shivering elephants and giraffes:
so kind, we phoned our health attention close to nature. running around. -------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------
The premier day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, what did not grab, go family.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, alternatively catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to bound out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
If you ########ing dare to use the carrot as bait, I on the flat die!
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also deeded as fishing like, can not give the appropriate requirements, even tricked cheat not happy
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In mandate to test the United States, Hong Kong, mainland China three police strength, the United Nations three rabbits on three forest to see the three police commanders who ought find the rabbit.
forest before the first U.S. police, they first cost a full half-day appointment to develop operational plans, strict department of labor , and then bring special forces into the forest carpet-fast quest results appointment the time delay, rabbit run, the mission failed!
then turn Hong Kong police,Women Vibram FiveFingers Speed, who sent extra than a hundred mathematics in the forest and dozens of police cars lined up outside, with spokesmen from the leader shouted: did not result, the task failed!
Finally, the Chinese police, only four, kick a day mahjong,Vibram FiveFingers Speed, one evening took a baton into the forest,Women Vibram FiveFingers Kso, not five minutes, came a forest beast to hear the shrieks, China Police one person talking and smiling out smoking a smoke, tugged behind a black and blue bears, bears dying said:
unspoken rules of society have to comply with
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rabbits wading in the forest, encounter the big bad wolf pate came up, ear post, said, Rabbits are aggrieved discharged.
next day, she was wearing a cap elasticity out of the house, they encounter the big bad wolf, he took to Ponder for a long time, finally judged to go to potentate of the forest tiger grumbles.
unravel the situation and the tiger said,Vibram FiveFingers Sprint, The same day, the tiger got his man on baby huge bad wolf. go! she got fat, you say you want to thin and she got thin, you say you want portly, so that you can not beat her Well, of course, you can say that. Bunny came to I find a matron to go and she got full, you say you like slender, she got svelte, you say you like plump. can beat her with a mighty beat of the logical partition. Wolf nodded, clapped and cheered as the tiger's awe toward a new peak another. Unexpectedly, the above guidance, are being weeding out the skylight to the Tiger home of rabbits heard. Heart of this hate ah.
next day, the rabbit has to go out, how so smart, coming towards or wolf. Wolf said: dissimilar happy heart said that fortunately there are B program. He added: ruthless to the rabbit ears two massive posts. -------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------
bears and rabbits in the forest going to the restroom,Vibram FiveFingers Flow, over Bear asked Rabbit. cilia wastage do you?
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numerous people are concerned about the ulterior motives
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There was a rabbit indecent assault of a wolf (This rabbit strong it),
then ran away, the wolf chase of inflame,
rabbit saw the wolf is about to catch up,
ambition sit beneath a tree,
DAI Qi sunglasses, take the newspaper to see,
simulate naught had occurred ,
when the wolf came, and saw a rabbit sitting under a tree,
asked: the wolf rabbit? -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ----
an day a rabbit came to a shop and inquired the boss:
The next day the rabbit went to the store to ask: run.
third day of the rabbits went to the store to ask: !
fourth day of the rabbits went to the store, shy to ask: you?
black rabbit after listening to
small dark rabbit went to the afterward day the store to ask: br> black rabbit after listening to
third day of the black rabbit went to the store, shy to ask: you have carrots?
fourth day of the black rabbit went to the store, doubtful question: -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ----
giraffe, said: You can enjoy delicious long.
said:
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One daytime, driving a automobile kangaroos roaming in the small rural road and suddenly look a small rabbit in the heart, ears and body is virtually entirely lying ashore the floor seems to hear to what ...
So .. Kangaroo stopped very curious and asked: so God! .. how do you know? .. .
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ants walking in the forest, suddenly encountered one elephant, the ant speedily buries himself in the earth, stretching out a leg.
small rabbit saw a very quaint and asked: What are you act?
ant it said quietly:
... Hush ... Hush, Ya see I stumbled a somersault ... ...
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Many folk imagine of are so unrealistic.
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One day before the rabbits to write someone in a grotto, a wolf came forward and asked:
Wolf asked:
rabbit said: Then came a fox asked: said:
rabbit said:
The cave in which a lion is sitting on a cloud of bones on picking his teeth, still seeing the rabbit papers: The ability of an animal, not to see how much coerce it, but to see it Who is the boss behind the scenes!
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make sure success or failure of individual action is not personal competence, merely on benefit of the interests of the subsequent rules.
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in a cerebral hospital, the chancellor would like to see three one day the morale of how the patient's recovery, so in front of each of them put a tiny rabbit, the first a cerebral patient sitting on top of a small rabbit, catching a small rabbit ears, mouth and exclaimed saying you 300 meters, so I rub a agreeable car infectious you! -------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------
Big Bear, two rabbits and squatted under the tree shit.
Big Bear on the rabbit said: You look good whereas rabbits can be distress is! smudged points dirt can be seen, very nauseating!
rabbit said: How you talk! is not ah!
Big Bear said: not so! Big Bear said as he took a small rabbit to readily erased his ass walk away
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associating with a strong presence, the ultimate result only the lustful devastation.
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rabbits and Big Bear walking in the forest, deliberately hit over a pot.
pot out of a wizard, that would satisfy all three wishes.
bear that turned it into the world's strongest bear. It's come true.
rabbits that give it a small helmet. Its desire to attain.
bear that turned it into the world's maximum beautiful bear. It is the desire and reality.
rabbits that give it a bike. It is the desire and reality.
bear said to the recess of the world into a mommy bear bear entire!
rabbits ride a bike, escaping while that the merely bear into a homo######ual
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you to own plans accidentally, when someone in the dingy ambush you.