1. I am a member of the class to learn, and today the leadership of Education, our class lectures (with emphasis on model classes), came to school early, a good courseware, a good microphone, look at the time still early, on the last the will QQ, forgot to turn off the Pro class. Who knows .......
the beginning of class, the teacher is talking about investment, we listen very carefully, leaders were also very happy, this time, a qq jitter jumped out the window .... my brother issued: \br> 2. and his wife recently saw a bunch of cats and dogs, the tragic drama, the wife crying tenrai earth, I Leng Shimo reaction, the wife called me dumb. Wife to work day, bored at home, I rest rest, wondered why their tears so high, anyway, a man to cry, thinking about things that are not happy, but did you get get go, do not always cry together, get an afternoon, depressed to death. Last Ling chicken a move, thinking a child of embarrassments old tricks, holding my wife's wedding,
belstaff leather jacket, and my heart silently remembered: his wife was meat BoB!!! ~ Wife was killed BoB!!! Killed ~ wife ~ wife was dead meat BoB!!! ~ wife was killed BoB!!! killed his wife died ~ ~, really effective, gradually into the role, and slowly tears Chung double eyelid, gradually can not be themselves, saliva are yapping children fall into the nose to come out of the ~ ~ ~ original crying is so great!
occasional back, his wife carrying a basket of vegetables at the door, stare at me .........
horror night so my wife is tugging at my hearing is not a night I was having an affair feeling of guilt was crying so bad .....
3. according to dress according to, according to the two, one named dress A, another named B and then a day dress, by U students disk, the students saw my dress ~ ~ B ~ ~ ~
4. childhood home in the grandfather and grandfather put a mule (that is, with the mules to graze outside) I changed the side to play and discovered that the mules JJ become very long ... I do not know what that is, they found a wooden pick ah pick, the more the longer pick the music that played unexpectedly almost beat with a stick ... ... and the results of its hair a flying kick my two children meters ... ...
5. the morning bus at the bus station, next to the station a woman and two men talking action intimacy, the woman suddenly said \\But the road is very boring to find the United States the least favorite class, students with learning to love. He and I play it that we absenteeism, he said, where I said to my home. He did not think just like I got on the bus home. He asked me if the head teacher was found to disaster. I just laughed and did not answer. I said I'll give you a surprise destination. To the home you want to know me surprise you. He was very excited to say, of course, of course. I said that I leave out. . .
7. One day,
belstaff jackets, A monarch playing mobile phones in class, the teacher seized and confiscated. A teacher allowed to inform the king at the same table to get phone, he immediately took out his mobile phone to the A king sent a text message: the teacher let you go get the phone, quick!
8. last night, nothing new, I woke up middle of the night went without incident idle pumping a balcony at night than three o'clock, and suddenly turned the corner to see the courtyard downstairs and a pair of men and women in kiss me I, and the scene is very eclectic, though not very clearly seen late at night, but generally have guessed the process of its action, had not long, women turned to endure the wall Bottom, the central male flew pretty chicken. War seems to be staged. I could not bear it, thump thump thump ran to the room, took a condom in the bedside drawer out! Wife looked about sleeping wife, turning back to run off.
the condom filled with water, brave men and women that step on the field soldiers dumped in the past.
9. one bus, standing in the door there on the bus asked the driver: \.. South .... there are a few .... a little door stops? \driver brother or ignore him when he was a bit unhappy, in that whispering.
an enthusiastic passenger car then said: \. .. Thank you, thank! \
this time the driver brother spoke: \.. to say ... say, he he he ... I thought ... I learn ... to learn from him ... I do! \>
10. I remember the day ... son was born, the boy from the maternity ward nurses hold out ... a father who raised a son excited ... ah ... quickly took the habit of his mouth saying: Come, uncle hug immediately silence around good ... ...
11. a friend's child in elementary school, the teacher let painting, painting to the effect that the first three pigs wandered off to find her mother pig pig, and later found, to draw fourth site, with our ideas, children must draw pigs and piglets mother happy life together, does not know ... ... ... kids paint a pile of fire, one large and one small fire on two roast pork ...
12. My husband went to Korea on business, where man-made beauty
had heard so many
with a digital camera ready to take lots of pictures can be read back by half a day to show off
did not highlight was finally
see three beautiful photographic
pops beauty waved their hands toward the Chinese are one of us said do not shoot friends
13. landlord: you can help me from a name on it? To the kind of feminine, slightly a little bit sad, some of the best and then look elegant, first thank you all Ha! Re: Aixinjueluo dysmenorrhea.
14. on the high school, language teacher lectures particularly bored, I began to fall asleep in front of the girls, the teacher told her to answer questions. After she stood up without saying a word, stood a full five minutes, the deathly silence the class, the teacher said very reluctantly, sit down. I saw this woman lying on the table to sit down immediately after sleep, we die ~ class service, when this woman turned sleepily, told us: \\, and his girlfriend pointed to the picture in my little JJ said: \Then the three of us a whole petrified half a minute. . . .
16. yesterday to see a friend at the hospital ... is said to be a hit, concussion, fractured his right hand, and I would like to ask who is also an angry fight, get revenge on him ... the result of what he told me, when he and his GF get to play SM, I'm curious about this, ah, not you tie her? Besides the concussion SM Why so ...? Buddies you re-taste? ? The results of a pumping asked me laugh almost to the past ... \soldiers before, apart from anything else picked up the stool to drop ah!!! \has given me surprises! Heard the good news! Today I work up is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! Back to the Company. All three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. No way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three radish soup, eat up! Temporary work did not expect, my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - Start a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! Good belly up it! And that moment, the girlfriend has called and said she had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! No option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I put a lot of deliberate efforts to fart. Almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. Much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, \up and say give me a surprise! Also led me to sit at the head table, chair, and I vowed not to peek. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. Precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life out! I'm looking for an excuse to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded, but I swear! Went to another room before answering the phone. She left, I would seize the opportunity to move the body weight in one leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can hardly breathe, so I touch upholstery, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. As I just feel better, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! It sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time the smell was even more unpleasant. In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. Is going to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch came. So I stood up, bent down to stick up above the ass backwards! Put it out. This may truly be called Pifang class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because compliance is not peek promise, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, not to make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, sensational start crazy fart to ... ..., ah! Feel better and more! After I was dancing with cushions room full of chaos fans, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, within the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly fanned cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. First, beat his girlfriend so long for her phone apologized to me and asked me if I had been secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, \on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, while standing on the balcony of that six of my best friends at school ! \surprise birthday dinner. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
18. Listen to our teacher says: our school before called ** Textiles, campus is relatively small, ah, what accommodation is not ye land. One guy came in after the exam, his father took his school Limo Mo's little walk, it is estimated to be scared shabby schools, decided to go back re-read. May repeat in the children's shoes when the name of our school, and changed by the ** ** University College of Textiles, children's shoes when the newspaper did not take voluntary inquire inquire directly fill in the ** University. The results reported the same day, his father took him in school but also slipped in a circle .... father and son cried .....
19. Previous large study of military training exercises, a man suddenly I Pull into the ranks of instructors, all of a sudden looked at him in the playground. Instructors belly kicked his feet: do not be late for training clothes to wear, you are not a man, is really typical. Dissolved after two hours, instructors asked him: What is the name. He wow a cry: I am a woman, living next to the upstairs ... just down the walk ...
20. On Friday night, I received my father's message home, \million, by me, and immediately went to the floor, XXX X XX hotel room. Do not let your mother know! \
to see my father after playing mahjong is to accompany the leadership, 1,002,004,008,001,600 ... ... no cap. Davis was originally to accompany the leaders at the hotel eating and drinking in the XX, drink a half drunk can not drive, leading to the upstairs playing mahjong instructions, Davis also could not turned down. I'm just ordinary working-class family, playing mahjong so much can not afford a little bit, before such things had happened, the mother scolded the father knew a long time.
the money to the father, the father sat beside me. Did not play few games, Davis said, stomach pain on the WC, the leadership said: \Someone great leadership, said: \on, and lost the first game of 200 small, leading his word confiscated my money. Then the second game extremely lucky good, clean two dark bars on the + bar + bar + clear on one flower, 9 Fan's license ah, that is, the leadership is going to lose more than 50,000 each. Leaders face is green and the wine are half awake. Then Dad came out, I guess we were scared, quickly said: \.) leadership play the fool: \I have been reprove elevator father, my father is also wrong is also silent, so I scolded the more loudly. To the lobby, I continue to chatter loudly: \Hello, I'm sorry. And this I think you know your supposed wife. \, into the bag,
outlet belstaff, saw the lobby all the complex eyes. . . .
\. . Rank out. . As respect for the students privacy. . Class is not in the class his paper. . He said. . \.
chat, the girl said to go to my house overnight.
her roommate immediately said: \
I said without thinking: \rub ash (5 million annually), is cool it, he suddenly blurting. . \. Grandpa asked how they know this long period, said \referees, players and the club manager. Can wait a few days, but no consulate to come to negotiate. Pirate chieftains anxious, and personally to the Consulate called, \a colleague, so few people talk well, the day he went to call on the layout of the venue hall. Let him and his crush on a group of beautiful women, we give a few normal beautiful balloon, the balloon ah what the moon, apple balloons and the like. Then, we finally get out of the special balloon, and the other colleagues in holding the camera on standby after the flowers, and beautiful women gave him no response (deflated into a ball), who began to play after finding gas nozzle, which compared balloon Daya blow was hard, but vital capacity in the beauty before the eyes of his fierce winds, the balloon quickly drum up, expand, and then a loud cry beautiful, blushing ---- then run the flash radiance, This balloon is a 1:1 man, who desperately blowing air nozzle to the JJ, the next day, reproduced in the internal forum to tightly latch to open his lower body male inflatable doll pictures ~ ~
26. Students are taught a director in the toilet caught smoking, unsuccessfully denounced the spot and decided to continue the General Assembly, denounced the school calisthenics time.
President: I want to fire you! Repeatedly violated school discipline you smoke in the toilet!
students: No, I'm Hu uncle said, not so!
Principal: amazement.
Principal: Son hard ah your door to tell me, your uncle who is? I can not believe!
students: HU Jintao. CAO, Hu I do not know your uncle? My uncle said, must complete a nine-year compulsory education, who did not so that.
Principal:. . . . . . . . . . . .
27. I am twenty-first, sophomore, brother-year-old, a year ... Last winter vacation home, after midnight New Year's Day more than two points I have just climbed into bed to see the progress of my brother shook house, and then to touch my bed ... I asked him how parents do not like sleep, he said, they immediately want to mate, and I keep my distance point ... ... cold! I finally could not resist a long silence, and asked that this Who told you that. The answer: You are not at home dad will not let me sleep with them, said his mother and I held up mate ... even the one God, my beloved parents, teaching his son is such a
28 . Yesterday deputies \Do not know who the back shouted, \
29. Our company is very strict monitoring it, landing some of the program is disabled or web page, or send some of it through internal monitoring of information that the poor will receive an email warning or punishment. Sanctions are generally severe.
Recently, a man A real-time communication tools with internal colleagues on the other B sent the following information: Dude, I downloaded the door to the Greek video, or? However, B did not reply, but added ten minutes later the Ministry of A has received the information it controls, A very nervous, thinking over, I do not know how to dispose of, shook unsteadily opening the information, impressively displayed:
that you are more than 400 M ?
30. junior high school when I read to the city known for gang war invincible. Once a student of our school to be out six other schools to beat, and he came back one, we immediately dispatched a hundred schools in more than beating that went near his blanket search. Finally found a way to beat him that six people, so all the way to go after. Just passing through municipal compound chase on the way, so that under a six cornered and ran inside. Only two of the armed entrance gates, hand gun and no bullets stopped did not want to stop, post office can only be sent back to the door alarm. Result, they turned around and saw more than two hundred of our school has to play dog eat dog, also followed rushed ... ...
our school came the next day a crowd of pol.ice, check with the school teachers were , there have been armed to fight all the misdeeds of the past, students are arrested and examined. Then I work from the father of the provincial party committee learned: That the Y sent inspection teams are working in our city municipal building meeting room to listen to Municipal Leaders on economic, security and other aspects of the work report to hear the bottom voices. They opened the curtains and saw more than two people armed with machetes and clubs stormed into the municipal compound ... ...
31. Morning, traffic police brigade participated in the interview, the interviewer asked me, \digging in several of? \the second, third! \I play for, to pay the fare when a look, 91.8? ? Only a few kilometers away how expensive? Will not encounter the black car, right? Will not be met robbed, right? ? N-moment thoughts turned.
teacher did not think I froze pay, say,
belstaff leather, the fare of 15, that 91.8 is a radio frequency ... ...
33. recently saw a strong storm translation: \- \Who finally left the area a mess of old-fashioned. It would be a happy thing. But I really have not encountered a good neighbor. My door ... ... how do you say, after a renovation period of the simple exchange, I feel that is definitely a middle-aged women who, without Unluckiness and Frustration with the role of laughter and love Zhanxiaopianyi. An example: I have a car,
belstaff blouson, after she knew, even if it is to buy two nails, I also have to drive them a visit, also are called, anyway, I have a car, a car is used. Forget such a thing ... ....
But today they do one thing really made me ... ... I said before, I came from a better, in the go-vern-ment organs, regardless of income or wages ... ... So I have three computers at home, a desktop machine, a few years, I bought a laptop. Units dispensed by a laptop computer.
that middle-aged women come to me today by the computer, said her daughter write a paper that need to borrow. I want to use it, so ... ... but let me surprise, she actually put my computer to allow his daughter to school to use, you said that I can agree? I am very blunt rejection of her.
It seems she really ... ... look at after I entered the room, she was scolded Duzhe my door for two hours, causing a lot of people watching, of course, there are unreasonable, that she was deliberately provocative, but importune her What I would say that there are three computers at home, we should give her one! Fair enough. What is the reason you say?
But then I heard she is so mischievous even the slightest without the brain, said the sentence: \to my daughter with me to ... ... \How I came out of this sentence, this sentence ... ... God! God! My image ... ... God!
35. last night with my wife video, chat for a few minutes, year-old son to drink the milk over, and the one to hold my wife, I said him: \, you're getting a lust. \This sentence is: \Oh, is OMG? Are what matter? ... ... What? Gave birth to my brother? ... ... Oh no, no, I would say I'm wife gave birth? Really ah? Gave birth to what? ... ... No no, I asked gave birth to a boy or a girl? ... ... Oh, a kid Yeah, that I congratulate you to look for my brother and sister-ah. By the way, how old this kid have? ... ... How do I then wrong, I would like to have several kilograms of several two ... ...
so he put down the phone, the office has at least three people to the water sprayed on the screen of the ... ...
37. A few days ago: Internet boring, is the point of the world's best picture wanted to look at high school group in HIGH! And selected a few hard Aoi HD and B feature the kind of hair, after tens of seconds ~ actually did that ... I wonder ~ reflects a closer look again: suddenly petrified ---- the original PC card a bit! Clicking on the wrong ethnic group in the ~ mass group home where cousins cousin, Mom and Dad how to do both online how to do ... .... I really wanted to disappear in this world (because I have always been nice in front of his family's children that ~) was a bit cool! Then immediately send: ** Watch online videos, please click on XXXXXX, then brush the next screen ... cousin received a text message 2 Gege Ge said: QQ in your horse has (finally escaped) I really admire even now think about IQ drop, ah, so that can be saved the day (~ o ~) ~ zZ
38. more than four years old, I was quite remember the days at my father and mother slept in the middle of the day woke up at midnight and found that parents XXOO (then do not know what they are doing to see my Mom and Dad hold a mass of crawling inside the covers), and I thought they were playing hide and seek, then a light switch on bed, think for a moment, suddenly, \with the.
39. Six-year-old former I like birthday, every time I buy a birthday cake, my mother came back, I ran the first time the birthday candles are finished eating, dismissive of cake .... ..
40. Baidu knows the problem:
Guiqiu ZHANG Cui I love your possession of the first poem I beg you dudes and babes
appear in a poem I love Cui Zhang You
questions added: to appear in a poem the words I love you, ZHANG Cui Thank you Big Brother sister brother uncle aunt brother hotties have a ~! !
answer:
Joe Smith drove to the northeast, hit.
Cuihua hold him to the hospital, okay. I say good luck really
Zhang, earned.
He said picking up a fat daughter, married.
mother passes him a letter, ill.
Cuihua not let his wife back, crying.
love to love to really trouble the draw.
you say this can be supposed, blowing out.
home after a break, too late.
41. on the English classes, do exercises, like random people to answer the teacher answers.
drawn my classmate, multiple-choice questions at the same table to stand up half a day without a word.
I thought he would not, up quietly support \at the same table, \syntax, and why the correct answer is A. . . . (Crackling that came nearly 10 minutes)
very nice the last question at the same table, \sit down.
after class I asked the same table, \emitted by the \So step right up, \
43. Math Teacher: \See the entrance to the haunted house shoes play was written: the staff are unbeatable! ! ! !
red word! ! ! !
45. a sale of all kinds of crafts counter
slingshot, crossbow, and the sword
day, a group of Taiwanese accent speaking tourists wanted to buy.
boss said: not to sell Taiwan weapons
. . . . . . .
46. take car of my colleagues out to dinner, to a place no parking spaces, had stopped at the roadside, ask a friend a ticket will not be posted. He said nothing, coming from the glove box and pulled out a ticket that he posted on the window.
looked back, the old ticket is gone, replaced by a new one.
47. even a custom home, his girlfriend home for the first time to the man, the man's parents give the gift, a few hundred to several thousand dollars. Even his girlfriend went to the Oujia
, even my mother to the couple thousand dollars out of his girlfriend, his girlfriend might be embarrassed, how to have not.
even took the money that first took to help his girlfriend, back alone to her.
a few days, even could not help but to give money to spent. It and his girlfriend said,
belstaff jacket, even the son of a money book.
few days later, my girlfriend asked me to gift the money. Coupling girlfriend said that pre-existing with it, his girlfriend said that I lied to her.
sweating even urgent, how do?
even had an idea, they kept the 2 dollars to credit unions. At that time, or handwritten Zhezi credit, unlike a machine to play now.
even excitement home with a heart in the book of \Even in retrospect really
wife too talented.
to his girlfriend the next day even the books that did not lie to you, girlfriend happy the book away, and hid the box in their home base.
even had this thing for a long time to forget.
day so memorable, even to find his girlfriend, a look of aggrieved even flew arms cried.
even Lianxiangxiyu Q: how the baby,
who bullied you, I went to teach him a lesson.
girlfriend sobbed and said: credit unions to bully people, today I went to withdraw money, they say - hum hum!
even hurriedly asked: what they say?
girlfriend said: They say that they write is not, even more exasperating is lined up behind one of my old lady told me that children have a gun rob a bank. ,
48. In high school, our class a slugger chasing a good girl.
day study up, slugger the good girl called out, half an hour later two people back. + Good girl was shy and confused like, macho arm wounds ... ...
there are many of us find out insider gossip:
macho version: I called her on the playground and asked her if she wants to be my girlfriend . She said not. I asked loudly about cutting his arm, she did not expect such a good psychological quality, stunned look at my self-mutilation did not accept! ! !
good girl version: he called me on the playground and asked if I would be his girlfriend, I do not like him, they said not. But he is very strange, ah, every one will ask, nor wearies! What? Wounds on his arm? Ah ~ ~ I do not know too dark, and I see nothing ... ...
49. College entrance examination when the focus of our class and the other science classes to measure children's shoes with this one ... the sense of smell doctors only asked to answer acid, odorless or tasteless ... simple turn of a key class of men's shoes ... he heard a silence after the children finished, said: \vinegar, \... ... doctor \I once saw a file in his folder that says \There are \uniform \The total right of the bar, open the finding is \
51. and her husband all love a joke, a husband to learn to drive back on the road call me boring. want me to call him, next to direct said many people embarrassed to play with us the usual .
\\husband \, back pain.
sleep last night and today my wife said she, boring to play I jj, fast soft to ... play a few sets of the night
53. devils are living in the country. Devils live in a hostel-like wooden structure, the country house, a man and woman who lived next door.
my poor sleep, insomnia is not that loved to wake up a little movement, and then can not sleep. Country wooden house insulation is poor devils, often next to a man and woman shouted again and again at midnight, out of breath, often have to end until dawn, which makes me very distressed. Usually ever do face, with a total embarrassed to say anything, may be able to put up.
few days ago, the mood is not good, not good to sleep for days together, the spirit is poor. Bath home on Tuesday after work that day, wanted a good sleep. Next night the ghost do not want a woman became fierce, kept me distracted. Wanted to make a bad and quietly open the balcony sliding door open, then climb them surreptitiously under the window in the dead of night, the Japanese directed them to use the standard windows screaming \br> just listen to a quiet moment, the room came a woman kill the pig's howling, wah-wah barking men are suffering. I am wondering how their sound Ju Hou bring such results? Committing the crime is completed, sneaky sneak into his house, next door or a racket. After a child hear the sound of an ambulance, and then the burst is the chaos next door knocking sound. Secretly from the cat's eye looked out and saw men and women next door kind of thing with a blanket wrapped bodies of two people, little by little, very difficult move into the ambulance, woman face pain. So the night of suspicion, or did not sleep well.
man upstairs today to listen to children tell me that men swing girls next door kinky are happy on a night when people were screaming for a justice, and threaten the woman on the spot YD cramps, men Batu pull it out, but unfortunately had to dial the emergency number below, to the hospital only to solve the problem. . .
ponder the big joke. . . . Children still vent upstairs buddy guess who is such a rich sense of justice, will not be Altman. . . .
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