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● IC card has a line on the bus,
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● morning to wear contact lenses, the results Open the cover directly to the glasses down the toilet, and then calmly into the new care solution, ready to pick glasses, half-day pick for long.
● neighbors forgotten his key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back, and then open their own door. Even more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel something wrong. Alas, we were the head must have been his way through the same door.
● find the phone one day gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
● time we play mahjong a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play, and later was too hot, shouting \Hey, turn on the fan \too lazy to move the legs,
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The following is a point when things by bus:
High School, when this man take a bus to school, Because a long way, when bored, sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man on the mouth to sentence: \\to watch the kids, right? Children to school very bitter .....\\full ten seconds, to the sentence: \\at him, then grabbed him for eating a mouthful of pie, but also Mamalielie said, not really emotional, to buy bread, bought me not one, not to swallow the results of a cake, looked up and saw only to find mistake people, and this no problem,
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a plug toward that man's hands and ran, the whole process at one go!!!
remember back to the school gate looking back, that the men still standing in the stall before the holding of the pie chipped daze it. I still think this can not help myself sometimes hammer their double !!!!
● a requirement that the following four sentences with subjects related words connected:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister tenacious learning;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be: \But stubborn to learn, not only learned several foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture.
results have a child wrote: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed,
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● I am the Yunnan University , 2000, that is, Ma Jiajue that level. Ma Ying-jeou accident, but has not been caught when the arrest warrant and arrested on Ma Ying-jeou said that public security organs to assist the number of million reward. We are very jealous and would like to get that large sum of money, the street looks very attention of passersby. One day, out sitting on the bus, many people, only one person standing, staring at the man suddenly we all see, I look closely, much like the way Ma Ying-jeou on the arrest warrant, may we all see it , and is a tense and exciting look. Tension to the extreme, we see that all people are alarmed, angry, shouting: \gearing up once all the windows are closed. that person to a helpless expression. to the police station, the police said the driver proudly: I was very much like Ma Jiajue car, I immediately drove to. And the man wronged the police said: police officers, or me, the second time today I've caught you this was.
● table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation . In the language of writing on the blackboard the teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: \Stop me,
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until graduation day I walked on the campus tree-lined road, heard a bunch of girls in the back pointing small channel: \! Can not find a boyfriend after that, every day, do not give money to two canteens bun! ! \\\raised his glass and loudly: \lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
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● Qiazhao a big cock's neck but not the knife, hesitated a long time, that chicken is now being I strangled
● Sina a news headline: Chongqing Railway Police special police anti-terrorism exercise on the train,
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● One night and a few friends drinking, several people are drunk. one to sleep in the street, we could not lift to move him to talk to him find something to cover, do not catch a cold. A few days later to see him, he said, The next day woke up and found him lying three bikes.
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