1. Female friends birthday, we discuss four of a zero-fat
result, they did not send.
2. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help. . . It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
3. Netease morning saw a comment on the first floor of the original is a screenshot
: Some cool people have come and listen to 5, how to say? ! ~
On the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F,
pioneer headphones, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th floor, very well said indeed!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB
4. dormitory on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take down the stairs and asked the aunt to take, and then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climb up, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, times. But after 50 years of
6. night my girlfriend said I was too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably.
7. a buddy courage QQ, MM affectionate to tell the truth, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food
8. morning, look at the company nothing home page, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
9. the north wind that blew the students spotted a mother and daughter combination the girl was too good, and after a fierce ideological struggle, the students all the way north to the parking lot tracking them, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north, girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: br>-law after the two drove off.
10. bedroom has a big brother one day, said the wma Who, in a lot of my MP3 songs are sung by him.
11. the classroom teacher by name: 'Ye' ... ....
12. That day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!
13. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule Next, I began to admit even to hold.
14. Netease Yichang User [7] (221.233 .*.*) the original paste:
husband and I have a quarrel heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted the top of his head
for his fart smell good vent, mended too hard and pulled directly into a pile of feces on his face.
15. male business on the outside, suddenly home to hear a man snoring in front of the sound, the men walk away, sent a message to his wife: divorce.
Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the little lion!
16. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot right foot,
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
17. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (estimated dormitory in the morning because when the moment calls open red).
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . .
18. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching mtv when Michael Jackson was surprised to find that Dad stood behind, his face thoughtful expression. . One night she was very upset, that gay is very considerate to her under a bowl. She suddenly felt very warm,
monster beats, he said: retreat, the results were found, weighs. and saw that the boys shouting br>
22. faint and drink urine to a restaurant bathroom and saw the word written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong!
24. ruffian on the eve of the messages received by his girlfriend, Friends, I am not a bachelor! has received a: You receive this message, you it wants.
25. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, a wife, spent half a day to go the toilet, so that the number of more, have to ask her husband to his wife: in the toilet doing? seems kinda vent? wife said: toilet brush,
heartbeats by lady gaga! husband asks can ######## vent the toilet brush? wife said: do not know, anyway, are used in each Your toothbrush
26. One time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a ring, write, this is the killer ... ...
27. the afternoon bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a
28. whim, take your own photos as ... and then my desktop computer to a virus ...
29. high school with theory nonsense
will
a joke that no one laughed the whole class to discuss our
him a spoof, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, silent a moment that he dad died the
I immediately burst out laughing, others silent.
31. I put a fart on the bus,
see around us have waved, face pain,
I also play wave.
lady next to turn your back on me: you do not install the
32. My wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
a The old lady saw it, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. wife sick or go to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless
33. primary when only a few cents of pocket money every day, Once save for a few days, finally bought a bag of spiced melon seeds, the whole class when the knock of the secret, was placed on seeds shell desk drawer,
afternoon to class when looking at melon shell and greedy So the seeds are contained shell and into his mouth again,
bose headphones, feeling tasty Well..
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially spiced buy seeds shell, only the shell No meat is eaten taste.. The results of a bunch of students for an afternoon around the edge of my seat twice to eat the seeds I licked shell 。。。。
34. go to friends house to play, chance Friends wife breast-feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children facing the child refuses to nurse jokes: Eat, or uncle to eat. 55555, can not see them.
35.2L your own photos right? beautiful save me a large sum of money I do not eat it all year
36. water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a number of children ran, ran sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight.... and then cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
37. We used to have a baby dormitories (male), the honest little while (stupid), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he would say, so I money to find three girls. We held together by his taste for, and asked him then, he saw calm, said, playing mahjong ...
38. with a chat with her sister, said: The day before yesterday my boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said,
monster beats headphone, This is work time! > subway, suddenly a man child's phone ringing,
all the passengers, a: grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone.... grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone.... Grandpa That grandson gave you to call the 。。。。。
children saw that the man took out his cell phone long period of slow, answer: Hey, Dad, what 。。。。
41. think One of the things to
University University of final exam, candidate number on the paper
asked to fill out my QQ number written on the TMD of the
42. I particularly fierce junior high school teacher, every Friday before school are classes will be lecture. once the situation to the excitement at her, the force of justice said, head deeply buried. I remember one of the guys lying on the desk, biting his hand hard...
43. a male colleague has been entangled girlfriends, to develop relations with her. all excuses cheek asked her phone number. girlfriends helpless, touched the pocket last week, the 5th anniversary of the elderly at home, went to the second cemetery, happened to buy a packet of tissues, above a crematorium phone. then included the numbers tell their male colleagues.
day a male is very confusing to tell everyone, called to ask whether Miss XX? the other answer: What is sent prior to yesterday? been burned before yesterday, not today, into the furnace.
44 . there are times friends will want to fill in personal information.
even silly very naive to anti-filled career and a zodiac.
It would not be a problem! but I animals are the chickens Yeah,
dr dre headphones, crazy ...
45. to Xu Yang rural research, rural leaders have personally accompanied us to the ground end of the village. I'm going to be head and suddenly think convenient. mayor pointed to the front of the Mao Caopeng said: there is. I quickly ran towards the Mao Caopeng to go, just open the straws, see a sister in the toilet, I quickly retreated. then shed sister cried: Brother, I hope that next move, we're two people squatting down ...
46. hostel buddies strong violence, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sighed and said: day he found a fly flew into the nets actually, told us: Look you, prodding the fly, said: a live, shaving a Well good thick neck thick floating on the water chain Daikin 。。。。。
48.2009 on July 22, I see a guy on a BBS, said: During the day, the white damage I waited one night. elegant twist to the hotel.
reports come back at night, today really was approached by numerous strike up a conversation topic content: We are together on the table has not come yet? Miss Shing points rice trouble. snowflakes to 2 bottles of beer! I ask where is the bathroom? Here is the wedding XX and XX do?
50. brother take the bus, the car is always a beautiful girl looking at him. brother thought to himself: the girl may have their own interesting, can not help but psychological flattered. girl station to get off. brother immediately rushed down with. girl walking in front, looking back from time to time. brother up the courage to run forward, not without humor approached and said: Rice is my face have children it? You know that do not rub.
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