February 9
I know I am not handsome, but had someone look at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
2 月 10 日
jealously guarding its availability , people can only be a waste; queens, people know how to be thrifty. But I am now, but yearn for the day to waste in the thrift.
2 月 11 日
and his girlfriend broke up, I finally understand that happiness in their own hands to grasp, rather than in someone else's mouth!
2 月 12 日
Valentine's Day alone, I eat noodles in the restaurant, heard the song on the radio program, said: \ Please listen to \
2 月 13 日
this restaurant liquor and watered it! Damn! So I have money, but also to large restaurant drink Remy Martin, XO or something! And do not let them use the 2086 and 2072 the fool me, drink a bottle of this year to!
2 月 14 日
bread is a universal fact, and hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers, put the bread cut and take their food to eat ...
2 月 15 日
single painful single for a long time more painful few days ago, I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
2 月 16 日
are two men, one is lust, a very lecherous ;
women also are two, one is pretending to pure, one is pretending not pure.
2 月 17 日
some people love is A film, some three films, some comedies , some dramas;
my worst, my love process is the art, comedy films, three films, A film, suspense film, action films, and finally the KB films, even more exasperating is also his mother commercials. .. ...
2 月 18 日
Valentine's Day tomorrow, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first drink, the rest of the bowl, I put my arms to Insulation ... ...
you a few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred , including seven nights.
2 月 19 日
sets vain wolf bear children, a wife could not bear to catch rogue vain, will not update it had no collection ... ...
been bad mood today, let me know text message last night,
air force one low, and I used to crush the girl fall, and even told me once four hundred ... ...
I was very sad, sad side of the rolled side of the purse:
so I am more sad, I could not even once the capital with her did not fall ... ...
2 月 21 日
a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
2 月 22 日
against evil people, we should be more fierce than he; deal with despicable people,
nike air force one, we should be more despicable than he;
cool people to deal with, we should be more handsome than he; for Fu Yingjun, let him destroy his capacity ... ...!
2 月 23 日
love to my last lesson is: do not like spicy food to find a girl for a girlfriend.
asked her to eat every hot pot, when we are intimate with, I will be miserable in the thought of a song: \ The Firebird. \
2 月 24 日
My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked,
air force ones, I get angry!
2 月 25 日
suddenly remembered that university, the teacher out of couplet: National prosperity, family prosperity, national prosperity.
monitor on the second line: days qualities, to grand, grand world!
later I was out of the classroom ... ...
because I was the second line is: your mother, ########, you ########!
2 月 26 日
chance to see the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead.
depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria:
home billions of dollars of property, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle ######y, father-in terminal cancer ... ...
2 月 27 日
Phoenix reborn is Nirvana, pheasant rebirth is Evil Dead.
2 月 28 日
life, ah, can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees.
3 月 1 日
I found attracted a man's way is so that he has not; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
3 月 2 日
tragic life is: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream a night, waking up the next morning all actually can not remember!
3 月 3 日
unfair this world is that:
God says: I want to light! - That's when the daytime.
beauty said: I want to ring! - So she had a diamond ring.
Regal said: I want a woman! - So he has a woman.
I said: I want to take a bath! - Actually without water it!
3 月 4 日
smoking supper to enjoy on the balcony,
nike air force ones, suddenly saw a blip in the night sky across the window of my heart I am so excited: Meteor! So make a wish ... ...
immediately promised a six or seven wishes, eyes open, have smoked cigarettes, and easily thrown out the balcony when I heard the voice of a girl downstairs: \
3 月 5 日
remember one day recently graduated, his girlfriend sent me a text message: \: \
wild dogs: what to eat what is caught.
wild man: see a loved one.
3 月 7 日
to see beauty in the street , looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
3 月 8 日
father asked what the pursuit of my life?
I answered with money and women, the father vicious hit my face;
career and love, I replied, touching his father's appreciation of my head.
3 月 9 日
Hong Hebi move cool water,
air force one, the water is cool summer long, long days of summer cool breeze flowing water, cool flowing water Bihe incense.
3 月 10 日
Some people say that the girl buried underground spring to the fall harvest will be many, many girlfriends.
believe and my friend did, and he was buried in the spring to his girlfriend to the ground, the fall, he was policeman buried underground ... ...
3 月 11 日
surface of difficulties: not afraid of death, afraid of living?
the face of danger: alive are not afraid, but afraid of death it?
This is Einstein's theory of relativity ... ...
3 月 12 日
met a Nvwang today, called \ is holding a rose, looking at the dating sites , see a woman holding rose eagerly like to do, then fled in the evening networking, asking each other: how is your mom to back you see someone? ... ... Since then I lay quietly in her blacklist.
3 月 13 日
really do not understand, many, many pretty girls to buy clothes to wear, is to attract the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
3 月 14 日
only wish long life in general, but people want to live a hundred years is very simple, that you must adhere to endure twelve hundred teeth on ... ...
3 月 15 日
everyone is falling angels in heaven, but some intact landing face first in some, and some more luck, fate, when the wall direct to ride the rails in the ... ...
3 月 16 日
I finally came back alive!
just met a netizen, looked like a flower, or disfigured version of the flower,
nike air force one low, can you imagine What .... ..
3 月 17 日
I like life to fate: In the morning I will wake up a coin toss, if facing up, I'll go to sleep; if the back up, I lay in bed watching TV. If the coin falls to the ground is set up, I got up and clean up the house.
3 月 18 日
sustain life is movement, but also to create life is movement , the difference is - under the bed bed.
3 月 19 日
I slowly discovered that talent is the witch! Some of the fairies eat, but what people eat, perhaps taking it every monster can be a barbecue!
3 月 20 日
cruel people - nothing to find someone to Shasha.
romantic people - nothing to find beauty Shuishui.
rich people - nothing to buy a new car to open.
me - nothing to pick up a cigarette butt pumping pumping ... ...
3 月 21 日
a time when young, always wanted to show his sturdy side, so would like to tattoo, the final not implemented because: I have been hesitant pattern Crayon good or good pattern Astro Boy.
3 月 22 日
men lust, slightly stronger than that called satyr color center, and then called the goat a little strong, but also to strengthen called rapist, You Qijiang it has become perverted ###### maniac, lust to the extreme To, the artist known as human aesthetics.
3 月 23 日
not to travel on a rainy day, rain he took drugs, wet body is a small matter, gonorrhea big things ah.
3 月 24 日
I took her from a girl into a woman; She took me from a boy into a .................... poor.
3 月 25 日
If happiness is a cloud, if the pain like the stars.
that my life is a cloudless, starry sky ... ...
3 月 26 日
degraded me, and now I can not swim, you know before I was born, I am definitely the fastest swim of that ... ...
3 月 27 日
people should learn to find some small happiness, such as the street that do not look at the beauty of their own, go to the bank look at those who do not own money, to look at the auto show sports car that is not his own, and then see a beggar on the street , telling myself: It does not matter, just those who do not belong to him ... ...
3 月 28 日
been raining the past few days, I guess is the Jade Emperor was crying, must be his unhappy marriage and the Queen Mother, this is not happiness, there are two possibilities, one is the Queen Mother left a species is the Queen Mother would not leave ... ...
3 29
sister asked me: \ Pig ~ ~ ~ \ br> child often hear about people committing suicide because of pressure of life, then I know how to die, do not understand what the pressure is now grown up, I know what is the pressure, began to understand why so many people do not live ... ...
3 月 31 日
God gave me a pair of eyes, I see the colorful world; God gave me a hand, so I went to hard work to earn money; God give me a mouth, so that I use it to curse God's not fair ... ...
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