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Reprinted from 369072692 at 21:56 on February 16, 2011 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. morning, take the subway to work, many people especially crowded! Next to a girl looks very 卡哇伊 is send text messages, I am not looked at that, she writes, While no intention to look back and see the girls continue to write, . .
2. noon, to save money, a beautiful line in the back when asked me: you want to save, it is better to give money to me, ye both do not have to queue up. : Costa Rica is very calm, very calm and also school than Columbia, Costa Rica is very calm and not afraid of death because the brother, brother calm than the school because the school is not afraid of dead brother ... ...
4. five minutes a cake children , except for cutting Mito, how to split? Answer: knife hacked to death a child, and then twice in the cut the cake into four equal. . .
5. bachelor season rain have on the road single Deep Sorrow. I ask my wife where there? Brother Yao Zhi Li had
6. A child, the teacher told me: the human body has a hard villain and a lazy villain when you hesitate when they fight. Primary school, often lazy villain villain hard caned, junior high school tie, and the high school is often lazy villain won. But to the university I suddenly found that they do not fight,
エアマックス, hard-working mother was killed villain!
7. With a class period finished usage differences, language teacher last Hsiao Ming to sum up. Xiao Ming thought: Suddenly the phone rings, Since then, A class of students who made no call to play a ......
9. There is a temporary thought come and go swim,
エアマックス2010, dig in the supermarket bought a cheap swimming trunks, because there is no other color, only red. The results did not expect swimming trunks fade, I soak in the pool when the lower body, red trace of leaking out of the waves in the water ... ... an uncle swam around me, looked at my body under the red bloody met a girl like. One girl was sick, the boy with her to the infirmary an intravenous drip. Ten minutes later ...... ...... Twenty minutes later the two sides have not happened. The boy wondered to break the silence, and asked: . . . . . . Hand over the drip bottle. . . . . .
11. on the bus a couple encounter rogue, a rogue left to touch the woman, her boyfriend without any expression. After arriving from the rogue pulling her boyfriend get off the beaten skill to bring his girlfriend sped away after the meal. Analyze the reasons to vote for a site. 75% vote for Afternoon when she was secretly meeting a massage to me: I am the leading edge of the first dead pig sleep like a good laugh ah ~ the results of telecommunications issues,
ナイキ エアマックス, middle of the night was sent to my phone. At that time I almost did not jump off upstairs
13. I remember going to night classes with high school, a buddy sleeping in the last row. Suddenly wake up, and turned off the light, and then sleep. At that time all the students look silly. . .
14. When high school students about her story. Class, a boy lying on the table fast asleep, the teacher found out, the teacher is very calm: at the same table show concern. Then wash with emerged. . . At the same table off her coat draped over the sleeping boy's body. . .
15. old school, I was particularly engaged in the same table. Once he found the class to sleep was the teacher, the teacher said: so and so, stand up. I pushed him awake, said: teacher told you to stand up ~ but he stared at the teacher, just do not stand up. Teachers anxious: so and so! You stand up for me! He was not up, but also get dirty looks turned teacher. . . Teacher Meipi Qi: the so and so, like you I can not control the students to continue classes! I whispered at the bottom: You're nb! With the teacher work against ~ XX said: Actually,
エアマックス95, I tried to stand up,
Knowledge of Chinese culture !, but ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ sleep my legs numb. . .
16. New Year's dinner, a few tables there is a name tag, and the rest of us sit where. Then heard a woman say: students in the toilet was a long paragraph caught texting, but he refused to give out the party life and death,
醉生梦死, section chief with a very calm with his cell phone to a mass text message - .. the party they came from all directions on the ........... annihilated ......
18. the same bedroom with a dear friend in particular flowers, numerous girlfriends. One night asked him: There you . .
19. I was a child my father ride motorcycles to school every day. At that time my father had a hobby, that is, when the speed of Wang Zuoce spit eighties. And this saliva can be completely free from the wind velocity perpendicular to the direction of playing in the tree by the roadside. Estimates have to hit about micro-injury. I ride at a speed of about a hundred way to school when the decision to follow it. My father advised me: Do you Bite your tongue spit, and I practiced it. I said, what's not to Tukou spit up ah? I said Results The results are a strong head wind snapped click paste on the face. . . Nervously in front of my father: how? I endured nausea and shouted: paste face a ~ ~ ~ I'm relieved father said: Fortunately, not spit on me. Then there is no paper in hand, I have been riding motorcycles speeding wore spit into the school. To dry after a mortgage on the down. . . . . .
20. was in junior high school, a self-study. Quiet and peaceful in that classroom, suddenly came back, Then you turn over. Two minutes later, followed a similar tone sounded again, . .
21. and a boyfriend to chat, talking about the rise of saliva splattered, splashed on his face. Then he wiped his hand instinctively. I am a little embarrassed, but pretending to be angry deliberately shift the emphasis: ; 22. a female friend, chest special small, everyday we Mai Tai, she one day she had had enough, so they rushed us cried: 23. high school physics teacher in the class about friction power, said: We are off when winter sweater. Cha Cha sweater will ring. There is electricity. But the summer will not. Why? The back of the boys: as the summer do not wear sweater. . .
24. My friend said there are times drunk, he was in the toilet, phones like the right hand, left hand according to the mirror, and mirrors in the good? recent prison Guan Deyan it? for the early out ah ......
25. Hangzhou, some public transportation is relatively high here, so the glass is put on the costumes, and It read: emergency crack glass. These days the temperature rose,
エアマックス24-7, the car is also more heat, the addition of people on the bus. The most depressing without virtue who do not know the guy in the car put a silent giant smelly fart. . . Later, glass was a crack. . .
26. One night, my parents came back to play mahjong, they entered the house when I woke up, but still very confused. Suddenly my feet would cramp (estimated in a long tall), and then jumped up from the bed. Awareness was very vague, just a few steps down the pressure feeling cramps. Finally,
エアマックス90, I took two steps, that does not survive, and thump to kneel in front of my dad, my dad daylights scared. After kneeling on the feeling that no cramps,
秋的到来, and then silently stand up against over the body back to the room and went to sleep. The whole process is not a word, guess I was already petrified father.
life is no shortage of jokes, and want only good at finding eyes ~ hope you can laugh after watching the release of pressure, easy life ...