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Old 10-11-2011, 04:01 PM   #1
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Reprinted from 513690165 at 17:43 on December 16, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
In the middle of a beautiful campus, there are a couple in love, boy named Hui, the girl called the Little read. The girl is very beautiful, very considerate and good to learn on every test in school the top few. Very handsome boy, but always, and the students went to fight. Girls are often persuaded the boy not to fight, you can always laugh it off the boy, or you do not know.
they love his sixth grade from the beginning, it can be said to childhood, born for each other. Sometimes they will go
the Internet, also have each other's QQ number. Girls will not sleep at night and his cell phone chat board Q, the boy often write the log, but who do not know what he was writing about! Because the boy's room is encrypted. The girl asked the boy several times the space and QQ password, the boy always laugh and say, be good, one day will let you know .
on campus, often see the two holding hands, boy loves girl, girl, he likes to call the girl because she was listening to the words of the boy, sometimes girl, said Du Zhuozui spoiled; silly pig, I want to eat something, I'm hungry. Boy, gently pinch the girl's nose, then hugged the girl's waist, said, go! What would you like the girl that I want to eat the best food the world's most expensive things. The boy looked at the girl, smiled and said to the girl, there will always be one day. Girl nodded, ah. Girls just want to open a joke, because in her mind, there is the best boy accompanied the happiest. But the boy is not so simple mind, the girl said, every word, the boy will be deeply engraved in my heart. Because the boy said that I would make every effort to meet the girl's every wish, as long as the girls happy, the boy is dead, will be ... ....
time off soon, and shortly a year later, the new semester began. With age, psychological changes, more and more beautiful girls, boys more and more handsome. Boys and girls in junior high school third grade, and was also in the same class. Girls, academic excellence, the first row of seats in the class, while the poor boy's learning, sitting in the first row of the reciprocal of the class. School boy is not sleeping , that is, play phone, but also from time to time to see the girl, of course, will see the boy behind the girl, and sometimes will, as the smile.
bad boy, always criticized by the teacher, the girl was always praised by the teacher. Slowly, the boys and girls feel farther and farther away from the pursuit of girls, more and more people. Once boys and girls to go on the way home from school, the boy asked the girl said that if one day I go, that I walked out! How would you do, will not find a boyfriend? The girl looked at the boy said, if you really go, I will hate you forever, but I will not find a boyfriend. The boy asked, what if the boy better than me, than I love you? The girl and said, in my heart you are the best. The boy smiled, and gently kissed the girl on the forehead. Get out of the boy's eyes tear a big, dripping in the girl's nose. The girl looked up the boy's eyes, tightly hugged the boy, said my life I will follow you, walk with you in the future, said, kissing him on being caught. At this time, the boy's head a bit dizzy, in fact, know the boy ... .... Boy girl hand gently wipe the tears away; I take you home!, The girl nodded smiling ... ....
class that day , the boy becomes a man as like in class do not play phone, and not the students, and next to the chat, just lying on the table to sleep. Is waking up only to see the front of the girl, the girl could see that he has something on his mind. First class, the girl asked to go near the child; how do you,mulberry handbags, is not uncomfortable ah? The boy said nothing, but a little tired, sleep a little late last night, you do not worry . Girls like to say something, but gave up! ... ...
Time is really flying now,handbags online, like third-year junior high school life blink an eye over them! Girls because of academic excellence, a high test to being the city admitted. Scores of boys are far from, so I had to drop out!
this day the boy to send girls to school, the boy asked the girl on the way, if you encounter better than me, than I am handsome, how would you choose? Girl Duzhuoxiaozui said how many times you ask, ah,burberry bags, I said in my heart, you're the best. The boy said, if you do encounter a good boy, do not miss Oh, Oh, boy smiled. To the school gate, the boy said, well, on to here! Certainly better study hard, do not Xiahun know? Spoiled girl, said that, you dry if I do not listen. Ah get it!. Girl in a shed tears, the girl took a few steps, then ran back, tightly hugged the boy said, stupid pig, you must find me, but also to see me. Said the boy; ah, I will, I will every day see you later . Girl shocked, really? The boy nodded his head; really, I decided to find a job here, every day with you. Girl, good, what do you want to meet me every day, every day I have to cook. The boy said with a smile, well ... ... piece of cake, huh. In,designer handbags cheap! Happy girls into school.
this way, the two together every day, very happy, but also live together, the boy to send girls to school every morning, and then go to work at night after work, cooking and washing clothes but also to the girl, and then go girls came back from school meals. Those girls are the envy of the girl students to have such a boyfriend, so happy ah. Girl is proud of. So the boy to work, school girls, girls, money sent home boy did not use a penny. Girl asked the boy, where you earn ah, is not secretly spent? Boys lie girl; my money to send home, ah. After we got married but also to use it! Ha ha. But the girls do not know! Boys earn, gave the girl school, and their one point but no flowers. Girls, boys want to keep the money sent home, but also with other college girls. So happy for over two three years. Finished high school, but also to college, the girl said, obediently adhering to three years, the University must take the reading ... ... .
girls learning is still so good, to be admitted at a university in Tianjin. This day call the boy to the girl, the boy said on the phone, to where we must study hard, do not think I, nor fun , but do not call me ... .... Here, the girl interrupted the boy, then! Why ah, why do not you call ah? I wrong?. The boy said with a smile and girls, stupid girl, oh today, because I was busy making money ah, for our future, I want to make money. Girl and went on to say that you stupid pig! You silly, ah, I'll put up the University to complete, but also earn money with your, ah, hee hee. Girl and proud to say. The boy broke down in tears and said, if they are good boys, we must take on the people, then I'm not around, I still wish you happiness, you have to listen, do not miss me, remember? When girls cry, but also a bit angry, well ... ... Well, do not tell you, I want to class. ~ Beep beep beep ... ... , the girl hung up. Girl wiped away tears, went to the classroom.
girls still do not know, when the men have been in the hospital, the boy sat on the bed crying, people will be sad to see! A nice boy, ah, why God is so unfair that it must break up this love of the couple too!
shortly after the boy because of the illness and death. Two years of college life, girls are slowly used to it, and more of the missing boy, eyes closed in front of the boy will appear, or the kind of handsome, kind of laugh. After graduating from college, was invited to do in Hong Kong, a company manager, and more beautiful girls, many male colleagues to pursue girls, but girls have been rejected, because the girls heart, who himself has long been a boy, so ... .... Although it is easy work, but did not accompany the boy, the girl I felt very tired! Girls are always eyes closed, thinking about the good and the boys the day together, thinking of his time in high school, the boys pick their own to school, and returned to their own cook and clean, the girl's tears, tears from the corner drop by drop across. Girls from time to time, to register their QQ, to see what the boy has recently written log of the No, but turn to turn to, there is no room for the state but boy wrote in the article . Some girls impatient, from time to time to see the boy's picture on the computer, but it has been a gray, like the invisible girl knew the boy, the girl sent the boy always QQ information, the boy has never replied to. Called the boy, the echo is, Desperate little girl, does he really not love me? The girl I asked myself.
six years worth of this life, suffering from the torment of the girls, the girls decided to go to the boy's home. Early in the morning the girl went to the boy on the ride home, sitting in the car can not tell the girl kind of excitement, and thought, this can finally see the boys. Girl car sat two days and nights to the boy lived in the village. By way of asking, the girl finally to the boy's uncle, the boy's uncle, take the girl to the boy's home, then come out from the house about an age of fifty-year-old uncle, pale and thin appearance, people watching means a little bit fat and slow in front of Norway's go girls, watching girls dressed in elegant clothes, a pretty face. Asked the girl said; you ... ...? The girl said, I was Fred's students , not seen for many years,paul smith sale, so today to see him. The girl asked; you what is he ah? Oh ~ I was Fred father. The girl stared ... ... his father, oh, it is my father slightly, Oh, the girl said to myself. The girl asked, that Fred it? ... ... At this time the uncle some unspeakable! The girl looked at the uncle's eyes, as if there is a trace of tears. Some girls, anxious, quick ... ah ... Fred said it? He go? Uncle has been looking at the eyes of the girl behind. The girl turned around and saw a grave! A grave stone still standing! So ... .. . What is that? Girls could not believe my eyes! The girl went to the monument before the shaking, knees, hands to touch this stone, the girl looked at the boy's photo stele, or the kind of handsome, or the kind of happy laughter. The girl holding the stone burst into tears, trembling cries saying, silly pig; Why do ah,paul smith bag, why wait for me, you have the heart to leave you nice a person. Tears of the girls face on the stone through your mouth and kiss the boy's face, the girl saw the boy following a line of digital photos,
girl found a nearby cafe! Let the boss of a computer, and shaking the girl lost the number, the girl's heart is more powerful. Board, the moment has come in thousands of QQ messages are issued by the girl, the girl came to realize that the boy has not the Internet. The above is only a friend, that is, girls, girls, and then into the boy's room, photo album which only girls photo boys, and some girls ID, the girl's body trembling, the tears keep running, the girl look the boy's photo album, just like back to the past, the boy holding the girl always said, You're beautiful, there is also hundreds of articles logs, almost all on the boys and girls! Turn the page has is not the girl to see an article called ... ... My dear girl, wrote: Boy, you stupid pig all the time, I was really happy, remember the third grade at the junior high school when that time, every day I go to bed, you ask how do I, I lie to you all right, you remember one night we are kissing, while I say late , I'll buy you a home, in fact, I received notice of a dangerous disease, but also is an incurable disease, doctors said only a maximum of three years of my life, but in these three years, can not smoke, nor drink, because it makes me sicker! The most important thing is not to do strenuous exercise and stimulating, so I do not fight. And ... ... you are always advised me not to fight, and I always say you do not know, because I do not want to hear people criticize you, I do not want to worry you, but you do not want to miss the future, I say so, Ha ha. Sometimes you will say I will not cry for you, actually , you know! Although I did not tear came out, but my heart has long been left unsaid, because I do not want you to see. Although only three years of my life time, but during the time you are in high school, I was really happy and pleased, but also, and you live together, pick your classes every day, I really like the husband and wife, no ... ... not We originally husband, hee hee. Nice very nice of you lie, Oh. I often say to you, If I run across a good boy in school must not miss, I know that makes you sad, but I also can not ah? That you go to university, I did not go to see you, I 'm really sad, you may not know when I've been in the emergency room, and I really want to go and send you to school, but I can not. Baby, when you see this time, I might have gone. But I have said must be happy, do not want me. If we adjourned to the afterlife. But you have to pull alive! I may not deserve you. I really want to get you soon dear. Hui ~ hand
girls also face the tears made a comment saying: stupid pig, I want you to call me honey, you know, stupid pig, baby needs you, I need you with me, without you I have the courage to live, but why do you keep me so long too! Why, I said, my whole life are you, stupid pig, you are a person there, it is very lonely, stupid pig, you wait for me, my child, now accompany you. The next morning, the addition of a female corpse grave, holding a piece of paper written on the paper; please bury me and him together, thank you!. Since then, the addition of a grave here. People also pray for this couple!
read on the turn , take a look at the people around her, what is true love! Love you, love you, you are more pain
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