I'm not a programmer,
Microsoft Office 2010 Home And Student, but I chat with many and along the way in which absorbed some geeky goodness. Only for giggles, take a look at “The Evolution of the Programmer.” (Want I could take credit score for creating this code,
Microsoft Office 2007 Pro Plus, but the honor belongs to one more.) High School/Jr.High 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end. Senior year in College (defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World)))) New professional #include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = "Hello ", "World";
int i; for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s",
Office Professional Plus 2010 Key, message[i]);
printf("\n");
} Experienced Hacker #include <stdio.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main()exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1); Seasoned Hacker % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out Guru Hacker % cat
Hello, world.
^D New Manager 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END Middle Manager mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D Senior Manager % zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon. Chief Executive % letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn,
Office 2007 Standard!
,
Office Home And Student!: Event unrecognized
% logout -Jim