Even
11. yesterday claimed to be his chief of Guangdong received a classmate on the phone.
me: How do you think the housing market?
Tsinghua M: Oh, you sit ~
I thought a moment, then shouted back:
I (complained to face): We report the Department of girls line up - guess a common English!
30. Today, I happily took my MBA certificate to a company interview. When the manager to propose a salary level of arrogance and asked me if I feel very flattered, I live in a pull out his window onto his collar, and then mercilessly pointing my car downstairs, said: ! you give me my salary to support any kind of car What!!
red, black car 1 into 9,
handsome red, black pawn 4 level 5,
B (proudly): She had not my girlfriend!
29. to the post office kept the bill, I'm back in front of the mm, it is tempting, swaying from side peek looks very pure indeed a cute little beauty. No deposit then calls while it is reported that when secretly record her phone number. At home bored, so send text messages to mm: Hello my sister, make friends Zeyang?
a moment the bell rang, the man stood up, begin to roll ... ...
- Oh, sorry, XX too long last night, this morning, get up, my girlfriend to help me keep the calls!
12. the school posted a newspaper column of news that two girls at a university in Harbin, when the dormi
tory was ** warning girl students here do not go back too late, follow-up report is the school to remain silent and to Two recommended for admission to Peking University. The results did not expect to see N-night patrol scantily clad, night still lingering in the shadows of the girls on campus, pol.ice uncle asked one of the puzzling why so late is not back, and saw that the girl Xingmu wide open, anger Chong Chong He said:
So I walked up
13. A: Your girlfriend Mary okay?
- are you?
Tsinghua M: take the liberty to ask you a few months of pregnancy? This figure can not look at you ... ...
brothers without looking up: do not go, I'm trying not to see it? And other future graduates to find a good job, I go to soak them every day to night clubs!
23. Usually I have to buy airplane window seat, Today on the plane, was shocked to see a mm sitting in my position.
25. to each other with a relatively mm sitting in the teahouse. The two sides have understood the work, education, family, hobbies, the conversation in trouble, and began pulling some social issues.
hygiene conditions may be rain, her feet suddenly stopped, looked at me affectionately,
looked at her sad face,
tory burch purses Cantonese Nursery Rhymes [ Reserved ], I really could not bear to break her heart was, but for future happiness, I must refuse.
very gentleman asked:
guessed, mm even blushing should be:
Genghis Khan I, ah,
######y woman: Oh ... ah ... about 50 minutes it ... ...
kiosks opportunity to sell me busy, So I am pleased to
took a
24. I: You said to me and the Shanghai MM into it?
just leave, heard again the old man behind the words:
Four handsome five-level
5,6 meters walk away from the trash and suddenly I want to hammer directly into the impulse to go.
8. class has a mm is a diagram cents level, fortune-telling is very accurate, a lot of people are looking for her class count. In class today, when I half-jokingly half-seriously asked her, I liked how to do such and such a class, she buried in silence. This does not immediately remind me of a curious sound bite, the tunnel continued to ask, how can happen, no matter to her. She is still without a word. Then asked if able to grow old with her future life be like? She did not speak! Her silence made me feel so boring, so to divert attention began to lecture. Surprisingly, after class, mm suddenly dropped a piece of paper to me, I opened the look, see above picture for a game of chess pieces, but also with chess:
gg: No, no. You do not know the cat's eye color is different: one blue, one yellow, do not believe I woke up to you to see!
32. but also new reports of the season, came back the next night classes, the boss asked me how the quality of this girl?
red car entered the second, black gun 2 level 9,
I: Why?
22. University of breath, we do not attach importance to the political class, so many people do not usually listen to. I have a buddy is, but exam day he came down early to the classroom, find a good seat to sit down next to a small group of Latin American relations after and said: The man did not care for him.
me:? ? ?
10. I emigrated to the U.S. college female students, when she first arrived in their own backyard planted leeks. Tengen ready to cut the dumplings, the neighbors are quickly seeing the police, said she was child abuse, give the child to eat grass! So pol.ice uncle maneuvering to come, I explained the students for several hours, the final desperation, she got a plate of shrimp and leek dumplings eggs to eat only then things settle pol.ice ... ...
6. Young: Brother Brother, hurry up, out to a lot of test arts mm, we go out broke this month!
19. a nice day, I came to buy this Reached newsstands, the magazine found that revision of the.
Aunt
Siping five handsome red, black square back vehicles
MM: how, also in violation of school rules cat photography ah?
bedroom Brothers: Do you know that Shanghai women and men have in common the Taliban it?
times, once the flower pot next to a broken household,
tory burch loafers! The results were the old man training for 10 minutes, costing him 10 dollars to pay off.
mm (stunned, and then bow to silent child): ... or not too often, or better ... ...
level after five soldiers
7. flirtatious woman: you can make a child seat? I was pregnant.
me: he is very powerful, superb physical strength, but also thought of riding a bicycle to go to Tibet it ~
B (Yuku-like): She ... ... she is my wife ... ...
16. inverted pile test, evaluation, staff rushed out from the house waving his fist at me and roared:
Who would have thought associate head too
into each other pin down the state, draw.
A: You should have like it! Before I heard her with several boys in our class was having an affair, I remember when I had one leg and she does ~
9. I know a shoe repair, and he often in the Lower East Side haunt,
christian louboutin stores It should be the occasi, so many years later, he had a nickname Later, the East - Shoes - smoking - drug the ... ... ~>.<~
back, after listening to C-jun, then quickly agreed to his views: that is, what car to buy Well, so many taxis on the street, then use a hand to play not on the line?
GG (nasty laugh): It seems that - you are that 80% of the ~
wife: what happened?
I guess this one will have any profound meaning hidden, but think hard I never did fathom the mystery ... ...
single C-jun: I said, or walk much better, do not say money to buy a car, keep a car is a very, very troublesome!
1. Do not look at the old AV, looked down at the keyboard on the A and V next to what letters!
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######y woman: Thank you!
Red,
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31. a few old school Sichuan restaurant near the school party. During the evening, we had a dish called the Chongqing spicy chicken, we turned on the inside chopsticks ah turn, searched and searched and found that in addition to the mountains and plains of the red pepper, chicken little! At this time, with doctrine: / p>
15. a class reunion, all boys,
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asics basketball shoes, so we have jokes to him.
mm: ah ... ... do not know.
open the door next to the WX that turned out to be male,
2. Three and SGX's girlfriend back on the open house to show off her second child:
second child retorted: Then one side of the boss
slowly turned bewildered and said:
28. a special relationship with my cat flutter MM iron a bad mood, so pull me out to dinner with her.
just get away, someone knocked on the door, I feel glad this person did not come earlier, or just break down our good mood.
me: Later? Then he has a girlfriend ... ...
bedroom brothers: that is, not sparing the U.S. men
just returned from the bathroom when D Jun
20. noon, found the time to hammer repair bad box, so when going out for a walk after dinner to throw it away.
So I put on a very innocent look silly to ask her:
Five further
I (sigh): long time no C ... ...
14. and his wife chatted about my previous best friend.
27 .. GG: You know what? 80% of the girls in the shower when the SY, the other 20% will sing in the shower, guess what they are singing?
D Jun puzzled, innocent form of A said: What do you mean you ah? If I rub really an urgent matter that can total your car, right?
4. noon class, I valet in a combined fighting a dinosaur mm flower umbrella to the cafeteria.
17. take the train home, next to a shy PPMM, so I enthusiastically approached and said:
Haha, successfully approached! So go along and said:
see MM is a strong face into a smile, reluctantly answered:
to further open to talking, and I continue to ask:
MM on pins and needles, hesitated a moment and replied:
5. go to the hospital to be a circumcision operation, the results were there only to find nurses, even my high school classmate MM! After the embarrassment of greeting a while, she let me take your pants off, hesitated for a long time, she impatiently said: chopsticks even more convenient!
: Huang sixty with Liu Bei, Tokugawa Ieyasu seventy conquer the world, eighty as prime minister late-bloomer, She Taijun hundred years in command, more than five-year-old Buddhist sutras, the Monkey King, Bai Suzhen down more than a thousand-year-old love! ~
3. cat pounced to me a MM: Give me a few examples of late bloomers, I use paper!
(old routine),
chief also received this morning the man's phone,
liar is preparing to put money it, but the first to chief said:
chief called back ten minutes later,
Soon liar sent a text message :@#¥% ... ... &!
eat half, she ordered a bottle of beer, and then asked me:
I hesitated,
21. I have a buddy nerve channel, and his wife had no choice but to send him to a mental hospital. Rule for half a year, has improved, my brother changed again after discharge of the I Ching, the results after six months, nerves, and his wife ... ... After the Ku Cheng tears were pointing by a few friends, and said there was a large temple monks, if Ask him to practice, will surely cure him. His wife to spend lots of money really to bite the monk who brought in - the result of a door to see my buddy monk, said nothing, give up Ah knees and bowed repeatedly called the master, looking for the sixty years that can be considered to find Master it! Hematemesis his wife at the time of the ... ...
26. Several similar to Jiaotong University,
coach luggage, Fudan University, MM play. Suddenly, they saw a sleeping cat,
asics gel kayano Escalation of political conflict, cute, so intention to shoot down.
18. with gf back bedroom, no one see the house, so he ~*^_^*
bedroom Brothers: You know, the game is!
silence for two seconds, the crowd roared with laughter.
boss (like the next): guess ah ... ...
results just pulled out the camera to be restrained by gg next to a National Chiao Tung University.
mm marathon still in love with the B + cohabitation Jun: You do not, like you, now there is a license to drive, but be careful, do not
Others: Ah you have to be careful driving without a license, engage in any death to be more out of control!
- save today calls row behind you, that guy *^_^*