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mobile users: Hello, I want to consult a problem ah
lady: Please tell
mobile users: I have a card, by my cat to eat, can not be used out
waitress: that you can only be inserted in the phone try, If not, can only be replaced for friends to 移动营业厅
mobile users : No, you can use to tell me in advance, can be used, then I'll kill my cat get cards, to not use it, to waste my cat, right
lady: Hello, this is the case recommend that you do not kill it, then you took on your identity card to catch some cards can 移动营业厅
mobile users: the problem is my card is
mobile users: 150 run, my cat of 30 dollars to buy the thing
waitress: But you would make a card of 40 dollars
mobile users: make cards?
lady: Yes, the same number
mobile users: No change ah
lady: to 移动营业厅 take on your identity card, to fix the original number that can, for a re- cards, the card can not be used
mobile users: do you say that my cat will not have any adverse reactions A
lady: Hello, I am not quite clear that it requires you to led the cat to the doctor's
mobile users: do you help the waitress to ask colleagues ah
: Hello, I'm sorry, you can now dial the mobile phone business desk in 1860, as a cat, then we here how to is
you can not deal with mobile users: my house this cat who he called M-Zone
lady: Yes, that, that does not line
mobile users: that ye will not do, I can not play M-Zone in the name of the waitress
: Even if his name is Jay there is no way to help you deal with, that can only be your own to take a look, and that problems with your card and we 移动营业厅1860 can help you solve, how about the specific words that the cat is no way we are sure to help you solve the
mobile users: the issue is moving his card
waitress: (deep breath) Hello you, Mr. think that make sense?
mobile users: No, I'm especially curious What do you mean you are ah
lady: no, Hello, I do not mean, you think you have the means? What do you say this cat specific ... ...
mobile users: do not do not worry
waitress said slowly: You say this cat ... ...
mobile users: that tired, drink water
Services Question: Hello,
pandora online, first you specifically how to let this cat This is definitely for you can not handle the
mobile users: I know you could not handle, I Zheshi Rang you give me some suggestions how to deal with me ah
The lady: Hello, I suggest that you say is hold your ID card to 移动营业厅 for up card can be a
mobile users: It should also be considered and then the cat lady ah
: there is no way the cat, and I moved here to ... ...
users: how no way, life ah That is a
lady: Hello I'm here to help it not you, that you bring your Go to the animal hospital on it or something, that is your own thing to deal with later
mobile users: Do you want to that phone number to tell me Jay,
pandora charm, I call him
lady: Hello, Do you think 1860 may have his number?
mobile users: This is not your partner?
waitress: can not our side
his mobile phone users: The lady must have
: Hello, I'm sorry, no
mobile users: lie Man, you've grown so pretty girls also lie Rights
waitress: Do you have other business to consult it?
mobile users: a
lady: Please tell
mobile users: how do I ah
the cat lady: Hello sir, if you repeatedly asked me this question, now I can not to answer your
mobile users: I will not repeat it, I know that the card how do ah
lady: to 移动营业厅 make cards for mobile users to connect the
: Take the cat to He dissected out my card to
waitress: (deep breath)
mobile users: Really?
lady: Hello, do you think that possible?移动营业厅 staff will do this for you it?
mobile users: do you say Zeyang, I now worry yet, first, that card is no longer applicable, and the second is the fear of the cat choke on, then you go again
Zeyang I'm anxious waitress: you Well, if so, you took on the ... ...
mobile users: do not always \Miss: In order to show respect we can not do the
mobile users: I have bad people you do not respect me, nothing says
waitress: no other way, if you do not have to consult other issues if you hang up
mobile users: also ... ... also ... also ... I also hang out, what is your attitude A
lady: Hi, I would say definitely is that you said the
Mobile users: I tell you, this is entirely your responsibility, and who sent you that card to do so beautiful, the cat not to eat
waitress: that you do not care Okay, then you can look after your cat Well, that is to eat something else that we can handle it?
mobile users: the card for other things are not nice to know it, who sent you the card to do so pretty, blame your waitress
: confused that it does not look good you can look
Mobile users: Hey Yo, that ye, take scissors to cut it?
lady: Hello, sir, I hope you do not talk to me about this kind of thing, okay?
mobile users: do you talk about what, I am now on this issue, ah, I do not find your other question, right, now the problem is that you know that the card is too beautiful, my cat to fancy it, accidentally ate into the
waitress: that no matter where you are right,
pandora sale, that is no matter what you go to business offices, business offices can help you solve this problem?
mobile users: If the operating room can be resolved I do not call, that is, can not be resolved before I call you the veteran, especially a strong lady answered my Why
waitress: Yeah, that 1860 certainly can not solve your problem
mobile users: you can not solve problems but also get something and Information Desk
lady: Hello, is not to say that we can not help you solve, the problem is that there is no way you are to help you solve the
mobile users: You are all means to solve the customer's problem, you do not solve the customer's problem, you can not row a simple question, Who was difficult to leave it, let me play Unicom can not it, regardless of a simple, difficult, complex you have to solve, you are ... ... I am your consumers, it means your God, right, you are not loyal to God, you have to gnaw the
waitress: Hello, first of all we have to solve the problem if there is a ... ...
mobile users: do not say Hello, and please
waitress: we solve the problem, there is a degree of it? Now the question that if you are not part of our scope, we can not help you to resolve the
mobile users: What rules and regulations that you did not read the card does not solve the problem of cat food, right
The lady: Yes, not
mobile users: This is not to be right, if you write I do not find you, you did not write but also to resolve the right
waitress: So you took on移动营业厅 your cat to go look ... ...
mobile users: operating room, operating room services, attitude of people that do not Hello, You know, I mean, you come to see, or I go You
waitress: we do not need to come here, we solve problems through the Office of the
business mobile users: you let me go to Which operating room?
waitress: South Gate Business Office
mobile users: South Gate, where a thief too afraid to give my cat stole
waitress: it in your operating room to be near the
Mobile users: I went to the other, the woman spoke fiercely than you attitude Well
waitress: that if she did not give you solve it, if your first question, take on the identity card to apply 移动营业厅up card, this is what we can do
mobile users: I did not ID
cat lady: Hello, you fill your card, or give the cat up card it?
mobile users: I am not fill the card, I supposed the cat?
lady: Hello, how do cats we have no relationship with
mobile users: it inside your stomach card how can you say you do not have relations with you?
waitress: that card is that you eat it, and with us ... ...
mobile users: I ... ... I am sick! I fed it cat food, I fed Han card ah
waitress: that is how it go in the specific we certainly do not know ah, you can not push this responsibility to the mobile companies, right?
mobile users: I'm not pushed to the mobile company, the problem which is eating into your card, right, no matter how the facts have stomach is now the card is not Unicom mobile card, is not it, this fact has been in existence
lady: Yes, it would be to eat a piece of mobile cards, mobile will be responsible for this people?
mobile users: not to say that a responsible and you gave me solved, I did not want you to responsible Ah, you gave me to solve all right, right, we both kind point to solve all right, That will not solve the
your waitress responsible: Hello Sir, First of all you are not a problem-solving attitude, now, if you think this is the problem ... ...
mobile users: I gnaw not the solution , I took the cat to the operating room ... ... I can not ah, I went to one, people talk so bad attitude, I like to complain, she did not look at how much her grades did not know she Jiaosha, you Your attitude has been hand-adversely affected, and that ... ... want me to gnaw the
waitress: Hello, and reasonable in the circumstances to how your cat would definitely help you here we can not solve, if she is say you take on the identity card running a card, she does not, then you fill the card is not her first, and if there is such a problem, we must seriously deal with here, but how about the specific words of the cat, let's certainly not a solution to , and where mobile users are plausible
: I think my cat do you think your card is certainly not worth the money, but I think my cat is worth more than your card, the key point we do not like your card for you income-generating profit, my cat can not generate income for you big profits, right, you do not always get the card ... ... I fill up card I do not care I do not feel that the card does not matter, I now how to do ah cat
The lady: Hello, this is the case then why do cats eat your specific card that is certainly your own mismanagement, that this cat ... ...
mobile users: I put the card on the table, out of its own food, repine,
pandora jewelry, ah, blame the table, blame me, blame card, blame the cat?
waitress: that you can complain ... ... look for mobile company? Because it is the mobile company's card?
mobile users: Yeah, it's cards If China Unicom, China Unicom phone hit me, right, and I certainly will not find you
waitress: I have no way to help you solve the
Mobile user: That you will close it, is not it, you can not solve this problem even
waitress: you can only ... ...
mobile users: You can not shirk the problem of difficulties, not encountered in simple to help people solve the problem, right
lady: Hello, we can solve the problem of rational, no reasonable question ... ...
mobile users: I'm not ... ah ... this is not unreasonable to eat my cat moving card, I'll call you to ask, you say whatever you say who did not care ah
waitress: Do you go 移动营业厅 you? Let 1860 ... ...
mobile users: I went, people said no, or put your name down, chairman, called him the next to me, I give him a call, you call the number of complaints?
waitress: we do not, 1860 on the admissibility
mobile users: Oh, receiving means for you to ... ... to you to evade me, right?
lady: Hello I'm not evade you, if you think my explanation is unreasonable, I can lead to higher to reflect this
mobile users: do you find your superiors
waitress: that I can only leave contact information, I can only now ... ...
mobile users: I did not contact, I have to eat the cards, I go to leave contact information?
lady: Now you can, you ... ...
mobile users: hit the cat stomach you call it, how can I then ah
lady: You are not the incoming mobile users
: I can only pick this phone can not play
waitress: Well, you can pick enough, we give you a mobile user over the past
: You say I do not believe it, and now you have doubts, and next time I am ready for China Unicom's card was not, I tell you that you are missing a customer, I tell you, not me
waitress said: Hello ... ...
mobile users: Do not that A, you do not care, you little one does not matter,
pandora necklace, we can be more customers in China, and you are a customer up a save, not to say that so many at once, right, you lose the one that lost a
lady: Hello, I'm not ... ... I did not play a meaning, that is, if you do not recognize my explanation, I can only do so much, are you, I ... ...
mobile users : I want to ... ... wait a minute, I, may I ask what your qualifications A
waitress: My degree has nothing to do with the business we
mobile users: You can say more?
waitress: I can ... ...
mobile users: undergraduate or specialist?
lady: this is no more than to answer, because we are talking about is the business
mobile users: do you business, business, your business is handled properly, so you do not call you call leadership
The lady: I do not do not call, you leave a contact information, we will lead you back here, because we ... ...
mobile users: do not think my time is enough, you then later my cat had to root fart time to prepare to send it to a crematorium, it is now can not wait, you know, to the crematorium and then later you have to call me a
waitress: Hello, that you now, that I hang up my phone, I used to tell her, let him come to you to return a phone call
mobile users: Do not hang up her phone ... ... ... ... ... ... now looking for her phone bill I dig on it,
pandora bracelets sale, this is a free call is not it
lady: on
mobile users: free of waiting on the line, I waited on the line
waitress: I have no way to contact her, and we the ... ...
Mobile users: stand up?
lady: Hello, I need to tell her the past, because we are all here, the provisions of our leaders have to deal with things, she also used for a user of a reply, and then after I told her she would return your call the
mobile users: Do not tell me the huge mobile company to a leader?
waitress: leadership, then he must have several, like our manager on duty here for several hours, certainly not all of the people are all ... ...
mobile users: Health and ... ... life at stake , you say she was the first deal with what?
lady: Hello, I put the question that reflects wait for her, she will come to you for processing
mobile users: you do, I wait for you, you say how long ah
The lady: I ... ... wait,
mobile users as soon as possible: as soon as possible, two seconds enough?
lady: as soon as possible, I can only be answered as soon as possible
mobile users: I do not hang you quickly ... ...
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