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Old 04-28-2011, 05:12 AM   #1
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Default 一些事件

老外写的东东,觉得很有情理,世界上的男女似乎都一样~精选多少个点评下:)
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
如果你觉得你自己胖,你很有可能真的胖,不必跟我们确认了。
(哈哈。固然是这样,然而不能说出来哦)
Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
我们并不是无时无刻地在想你们,你得适应这个。
(要不然两个人都很累~)
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
你穿什么都还行,真的。
(确切!男人看女人装扮,看不出什么门道,认为都不错!特殊是本人爱好的女人,所谓审美疲劳? )
Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their breasts stared at.
穿Wonder bra(号称能让胸部变大)跟低胸装的女人不权力埋怨别人盯着她们的胸部看。
(搞不懂为嘛又要引诱人家,又要骂人家色狼,不可理喻~)
Crying is blackmail.
呜咽是一种勒索行动。
(千万不要信任女人的眼泪,就像小孩子哭就是饿了、渴了、热了、冷了,nike air max 7。女人哭。。。。就不那么单纯了~)
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
假如你想要就说嘛,你不说只是暗示,我怎么晓得你想要呢?
(这点最宜人,真的常常抓狂的问:你到底要怎么,为什么不直接说!老是要人家猜来猜去的。男人 没那么细腻,dr dre monster beats tour,细腻的就不是男人了,abercrombie model!)
Yes, urinating standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
没错,站着小便比近间隔射程的小便难多了,所以我们有时候未免会失误。
(估量同居过的都有过挨批的阅历。。。)
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
“是”和“不是”都是完善的能够接收的谜底。
(做什么事件都给个明白的回答好吗?求你了!)
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
连续了17个月的头疼当然是一个问题,看医生去吧。
(貌似女人都有这病!)
Don't ######## it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
别说谎。我们宁肯失败也不乐意被骗。
(对,dolce & gabbana!我始终感到女人这辈子讲的话有60%都是假话,不论善意仍是歹意,而且实在她们没有说谎的禀赋。只是她们 习惯说谎)
Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
咱们6个月或者8个月前说的话是不能在争辩时成为证据的。
(这样做的成果是:男人越来越缄默。女人越来越罗嗦,ferragamo wallets。。。。)
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
如果我们说的话有两个懂得方法,并且其中的一种会让你赌气或者伤心,那么其实我们的意思是另外 一种。
(请不要多心!)
Nothing says "I love you" like ######.
没有什么比性更能表白“我爱你”了
(正解!)
Birthdays, Valentine's, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again!
我再说一遍,诞辰、情人节、留念日,这些日子都不是用来试探我们能不能买到完美的礼物的!
(救命,下次送什么呀,谁给点倡议,相对是困难!)
Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too.
你的兄弟是一个白痴,还有你的前男友,你的爸爸也很有可能是。
(一山不容二虎,你是我的,完整是!其它跟你关联亲密的所有男人都厌恶)
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
一段恋情永远都不可能坚持我们刚开端约会的前两个月的状况。
(耗费了豪情却牢固了情感,这种变更很天然也是踊跃的,不要担忧)
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