10. Please do not call me Otaku, please call me at home locked closed; Please do not call me house woman, please call me Madame Curie.
3. Failure is his mother
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8. night not to ghost story
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11. summer is bad, the poor northwest wind when I did not even have to drink ... ...
4. Had the teacher said not littering, or Russia has long thrown out.
9. the generation gap is, you ask Dad: Do you think, \Think Dad said: do not drink ~~~~
17. Perhaps one day, when you put the wedding, I have put on a robe.
12. boss, give me a bowl of beef sounded ....
5. Life is like a phone call, not you hang up, that is
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18. brushing is a bittersweet thing
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1. wages as Da Yima, once a month, a week or so gone.
6. longevity - to keep breathing, do not breathe.
7. because in the past too Taoxintaofei
ralph lauren soldes, so do the now no heart.
13. Everyone says I am obedient, in fact, I just listen to my words ...
14. is the difference between human and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people!
2. I am proud of my flat chest, I was national, provincial fabric.
16. fifty cents and fifty cents is the happiest because they make up a piece.
15. Grandpa said: Jay monk must be a good monk, as he's been really good idea after listening to ... ...