1, and girlfriend, dating, and I see there in front of a girlfriend like to go up the next shot her ass. She turned around and gave me a slap. Then someone shot my shoulder ... I turned around and gave me a slap girlfriend ~!
2, military stations Junzi, legs are very acid, the instructors so that we think of something better to do. After a while, next to the man said: I am hard ~!
3, to a friend's house to play, friends happened to his wife in the feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children facing the child refuses to nurse jokes: Eat, or uncle to eat. 55555, can not see them ~!
4, go to school when school is built, opening in September to a lot of new life. A new day is like holding a pile of work on behalf of class, asked me: That man went to the male toilets on the right to the door shouting
5,
ugg, day drunk, urine choke to urinate. Open the zipper before the urinal, pinch JJ, and solutions are fun. However. . Feel more and more wet crotch. . . Open eyes gazed down and saw just the pinch of the thumb of another hand. . . . . Speechless ~!
6, remember that time in college, and her boyfriend separated two places. Usually every day to keep in touch with the phone. One day, playing his cell phone, stopped running. Just to go downstairs canteen to buy things, so the way to give him a 20 dollar charge calls. I did not expect, just back bedroom, her boyfriend's phone call came. He said: Haha, did not think the world of people so XB, even Chong charge to his phone calls ... I immediately hung his head under the three black lines ~!
7, the wine drunk, reeling ambiguous to go home, come home soon spit. The next morning my wife said: eating out eat, drink to drink, do not come home to eat Han reporting things ~!
8, Middle School, when our history teacher told Jianwen. Wen Jian Ming Dynasty there. The Powerful is very cool history teacher replied:
9, first-aid class at college, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, the professor said as he demonstrates: Professor: chest press with both hands, can not make too much vigor, reduction to 2 ~ 3cm, vigor too easy ribs of the patient pressure off! Professor: Please see the following demonstration (hands, rearing a pressure), click, bang! Model ribs broken. Embarrassed to say that class ~!
10, her boyfriend home to spend the night, take a bath and saw a bar of soap pick-up used. Strange feeling when used, and later finished her boyfriend kissed me, a smell it does not, ask me
11, his wife just to see my little nephew was born not long after the photos, laughing, 'Look, it has also exposed a small jj', the results of my little nephew's training and preparation his cold words' rogue ~!
12, a child and play with big sister next door (I was five and her seventeen), she told me to lick her, licking ten minutes to fold a paper star to me, allowed me and others say, or there will not give me fold. Now, I often look at my bookcase full of a can of paper stars on the trance, YY with the people next door wife ~!
13,
UGG AUSTRALLIA, last night and his wife ML, she lay on the table, is in progress, saw his wife on the hand on the table a couple of touch, even pick up a walnut began to bite, I broke down and said: his wife, Let's only once a week, can you professional point ~!
14, the day suddenly take a phone call: Then I am angry and asked, / p>
15, lost than won! 1, if you are male, please do not dog 2, if the dog, do not keep a dog can jump into bed. 3, if the dog can jump into bed, you do not sleep ##########. 4, if you really like ##########, do not use the sausage dog. 5, lesson ah ~ ~ ~?
16,2 L photos are your own, right? Beautiful save me a large sum of money I do not eat it all year ~!
17, the day I passed a street and found the streets are streetwalkers. One of them went so far greeted them warmly at me: not go back left. In fact, I am telling the truth, I really like men. I'm wearing a hat that day, and sunglasses, wear jeans. My child is high. Because summer is too hot, I stay in a long distributed to cut off. The main thing is, it seems I have to breast the ... ... >_<
18, today, to have dinner with work colleagues, both of us ordered a plate of fried eggs, pepper, and found a hair, and my colleagues to pick up the hair with chopsticks, shouting, the boss ~ ~ you look at this What? Owner of a look, oh, sigh ~ called, to,
ugg ブーツ, come! To the lady for a pair of chopsticks ~!
19, mobile phone text messages flying letters to her boyfriend, a good relationship between the results given him a fellow, says,
20, have a dinner with a walk followed by BF, the results of bulk for a long time to go back when the days are very dark, very tired walking to the bus stop sitting on the roadside rest stop, and I lament If this time there are cars do just fine, BF ironic I say, or we go back a taxi! In fact, a total of only 1 station to the left, which happened when a plane flew over the sky, I blurted out a hot brain: We have to fight the aircraft it! BF Well then immediately say, we play plane, go to the opposite Grove ~!
21, to complete a physical day, not hungry, went to restaurant for dinner, many people, too crowded, too chaotic, I call on the ladies Dafan: Aunt to cook on the inside who shouted:
22, water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a number of children ran, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four sixty-eight. . . . Then the cashier is depressed by half the number of coins go back and re-number ~!
23, when the upper grades of primary school, one night watching TV in his cousin. Watch CCTV-6. To ######, the aunt took the remote control will change the channel, said: children can not watch this. His younger brother grabbed the remote control, shouting: Do not worry, the central station will not take off ~!
24, there is a play that we sleep a student's computer and found a folder, which are all downloaded nude pictures, including one turned out to be a Japanese woman close-up x-organ (hair is black), On impulse he took that picture to design into the desktop, then open the computer has been waiting for him to come back, did not think had not come back, then hungry to go out, come home and find his computer gone, after a half an hour to see carrying his computer, the expression of his face eat shit, the original of his computer monitor, after we broke off, he got in the canteen of the maintenance department to repair, repaired have to try to open our dining hall can accommodate more than 200 man ~!
25, his wife bought new clothes,
UGG オーストラリア, eager to put the self-timer in the bathroom mirror, and then spread to show off the Internet today, with a mirror only to find there my entire (crab) was sitting on the toilet nude on the toilet ~!
26, my wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her. Saw an old woman, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. His wife was sick to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless ~!
27, his wife is not, I coax her to sleep and found her asleep, so I sat in bed on a laptop computer to see / - movie, I do not know when her daughter was too ecstatic woke up Ceguo see my computer, I surprised, immediately moved to the computer under the bed, the results did not promise his daughter, said to me: Dad, I want to see that smoking fingers ~,
UGG ブーツ 格安!
28, pick up the car under the carport, see no one around, put a very bold P, The result was a loud bang next door, electric motorcycle alarm ~!
29, raising the dead QQ Pet (baby name) and then update the QQ space mood: Memorial to my baby, thought I was seeing fellow abortion, and told her mother, his mother told my mom as a result, my parents do not take my calls now, go play another number, one voice I hang ~!
30, my father and mother said, when I was with them stay in the guesthouse, the morning they found that I was clever to take the toothbrush, the problem is the hotel sink is higher than my people, they asked me how loaded to the water, I took them into the toilet, toilet, pointing ~!
31, the day before dinner with my friends, the results I was drunk, and slipped out of the hotel and vomiting, I held on to the edge of a car, did not think that came a policeman, District! Seeing the more drag the farther the car was
32, high school language simulation test, the volumes had also heard that the highest score for this test is 139 points (out of 150), then shouted a, MD, is not a human being, ah, such a high test, examination paper hair down find their own ~!
33, at the supermarket and buy frozen dumplings promotional mm warmly invite me, and also pull in the past: try it try it! ! Alas, Shengqingnanque ah, eat a promotional mm during mastication have been staring at me, wait for me to eat, she asked earnestly: cooked it? I will finish it the familiar ~!
34, GF travel, told me to buy a ######y nightgown. I say to you anyway, send me a recent photo sheets. Q. I wear photo or photos off? Overjoyed! Busy to answer: from the photo! Off the photo! The next day, the mail transmission over a hanging bench ######y pajamas photos ~!
35, a friend and a gay sharing, and once at night she was very depressed, and then the gay very considerate to her burned bowl. She felt very warm and said: 'We had to improvise over so forget it. 'I did not expect gay, said:' You do not want me to be there man! '
36, sitting on a bus this morning, I am a mother and daughter behind in his speech, her mother in the test, she said: ? two, cut me a teacher, I have how many fingers?
37, his last visit to a restaurant with friends about shooting a movie problem. Friends have to shoot 30 minutes of the film, but I insist that 10 minutes is enough. She spoke up and began to freeze the chicken, I got up a pound the table, shouting, saying, eyes ...
38, once in the bus station platform waiting for a friend, and that is exactly the traffic lights next to the bus station, I stood waiting. Light green, etc. to the sidewalk, and then just have a 60-year-old lady rushed out, being open to the taxi to the lady on the brakes, the driver was very angry head out the window break just shout: would like to be dead, suddenly rushed out, saying you anyway. >
39, high school physics teacher in the class about friction power, said: We are off when winter sweater. Cha Cha sweater will ring. There is electricity. But the summer will not. Why? The back of the boys: as the summer do not wear sweater.
40, our previous quarters have a baby (male), when a little honest (stupid), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he stresses, such as I have money to find three girls. We are held together by his taste for, and asked him then, he saw calm, said, playing mahjong ...
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