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daughter told her mom because her mother would love her and her boyfriend, her boyfriend committed suicide at taking sleeping pills. Mother was surprised: suicide immediately? Daughter said: Fortunately, he ate the wrong medicine, not dead. Mother said: I have always said, He is so-so, Taidalielie, which is no big deal. You see, even that tiny things wrong, how life can be entrusted to it?
Do not expect women acknowledge they do not agree the habit. Back a thousand mistakes and they have a thousand causes to absolve itself. Human life, so what? She is still correct.
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female teachers on the blackboard drawing of a apple, and then ask: children, What is this? The children replied in unison: ass! Female teachers tearful appearance the schoolroom, seeing for principals complain: children laugh at people. Principals into the study-room, stern and said: how do you put the teacher in tears? Ah! Also painted a butt on the blackboard!
the apple painting into the buttocks, the nerve to call, the nerve to complain, great. Regarding the present, women like to ascertain problems from others, forever grew build up aggrieved. Saying goes, people are not err too? Sages will be at mistake, women do not have. They are forever right, even now wrong, the attitude is one pair
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the supper, said a rocket scientist to tell you: Recently, we must go to Mars a few mouse . Voice just about, a beautiful woman interrupted: This rodent control, cost too much it!
women act instinctively, that what matters is what is not research, not for reasonable preoccupied. Chairman Mao once said, no investigation, no right to talk. No voice, women still speak. They feel good, did not take seriously the outlooks of others, beautiful women, especially
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a woman walked into the post bureau, a power to the weekly, achieved behind darting the. But also the second,
PULSERA AZUL CON LOGO XB, achieved after throwing. The third was written, she gave radio operator, and asked the issue for soon as feasible. Woman left, the 3 cable radio worker became amused in this. The first read: it was all over, and never want to see you. The second reads: Do not call,'ll not see me another. The third reads: by the recent train speed, I await for you.
If the first two telegrams sent out, it was always over. May issue to a third letter, the end became a beginning point. Winston Churchill said,
Xtreme Balance, There are two entities most laborious, 1 behind side of the walls, 1 backward aboard the other side of the matron. If a matron really to the other side, simply let go of it wants to. But occasionally,
PULSERA BLANCA CON ITALIA, they faltered. She says she hates you,
XB 2011, you may yet have center; she say no to hate you, you may have no idea by ease. You tin not take her words seriously. As capricious, dealing with them was a stuff of fortune
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a blonde woman on the airplane, sit in first class. Flight waiters over the ticket, told her: your ticket is a mutual space, and can not sit here. Woman said: I am white, is beautiful, I want to peregrination first class to Los Angeles. Flight attendants have no choice but to report pate. Leader of the beauty explained: I'm sorry! You do not buy first class tickets, so the only mutual space to sit. I'm white, is beautiful, I want to travel first class to Los Angeles. Beauty television drama is still reiterated words. Head of no direction, she also found the pilot. The skipper leaned over and murmured a few words beauty, beauty quickly got up, waded well on its way mediocre cabin. Surprised flight assistants, hurriedly asked the skipper said someone with the beauty. The captain replied: I can not acquaint her first class in Los Angeles.
IQ like to go premier level this is really outrageous! It namely said that beautiful women do not peruse. Do not read, * What mix it? * Face. White, beautiful,
Balance arriesgado, with these two, challenge to go first level in the mix, and justifiably
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a beautiful woman washing products door to door salesman, a excellent success. Some folk query for counsel to her sale capabilities, her eyes flashing lights wrote: very simple. I specifically picked the pair are at family to visit, to the husband explained what he wanted, detailed production performance and functions. Finally told him, do not buy in a hurry, so next period when you can say. At this time, next to the hostess constantly demonstrate a affirmative viewpoint, rushed to buy my things.
Perhaps you can find a woman not to eat, but surely not envious can not find the woman. Vinegar nutrition, so that women will activity. Maybe they do not musto much sagacity, but some cheats and the acting by babies
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two women met in the avenue. A said: I received a court summons, saying that chips of major cases to allege in tribunal morrow. B Q: Do you feel nervous? A said: quite nervous, I do not understand what to wear well.
woman be good at smaller events, only a small dressing, make-up, modern love like the details. Men read biographies of great men, to watch the political struggle; woman reading biographies of great men, to penetrate the Temple business. When the life of the business men and women to life when the reason. Decent clothing is stylish and timeless heading of women, from where they find self-confidence, satisfaction and pleasure
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woman with a child and a woman, but she gave her daughter to buy fashionable clothes, so that antique son to wear. Some people laugh at her quirk, she explained: export, with special attention to packaging.
in business whether this person have to make a luck. Marriage mall also need affair acumen, her comprehension is not so needless. Day watching TV, a beautiful woman in a cynical tone to her feminine fellow, said: We are a man a woman does not clothes it? Words were not very nice, but not unreasonable. First, a woman secret in the clothing in, they can not do without this archive. Second, women questing clothing, men seeking women
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a woman put into her matrimony certificate document in his pocket, and not without humor, to jot 4 words: long-term rice ballots.
There is a popular saying, Well done is better to wed well known. Marriage is a good shortcut, all the things you want to come and do not have a waste of effort. Of course, you must wed a good chief. Is often the case, women with their own youth and charm to a man's wealth and power interchange. Just the stamp interchange to a woman, definitely not beautiful. Otherwise, she can alternate to one auto teller machine
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a flare of the girl said excitedly: playing football and out on the same thing, and must have coated approximately the effort. If the feet can be like sticky candy, like a mallet in football to succeed. Girlfriend said: then,
PULSERA BLANCE CON ESPANA, kicked away!
insecure women, always worried about being abandoned. Why do men no such worries?
PS: I truly absence to mention here:
I am also a woman, but that is relatively objective and total!
to be a woman is difficult, to be a man of good heart, a woman extra difficult. Women do not think I was a traitor, I just want to say, want to knot their man's heart, you would like a man sometimes advisable.
woolly-headed like!
I deem, which did not perturb to bring the men, only men unable of aiding them, at all times you are the first in his heart, so why attention too many about the other!
only this post dedicated to those who roam the emotions of a woman on the corner, do not always muse he is wrong, find their own problems, maybe you love has just begun!
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