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off going to Australia. Every creature is bigger and angrier
than anywhere else on the world. It’s like the place in the
ilmJason and the Argonauts where giant scorpions and other
big stuff knocked about.
I put it down to two things:
1. It could be cos spiders, snakes and the like normally
hide under rocks. The earth is one big rock. Australia is at
the bottom
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dence of this is that you don’t get many insects sat on top of
a rock. The top of the Earth rock is the north pole. There
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are no spiders roaming around the north pole.
2. The only other thing I can blame, most of white people like the
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