Wu prestigious lines !

Wu: Yo! Welcome to I guess I guess I guess guess! Round of applause.
Ya: Hello! everybody, I Come back!
Wu: ah! Rainie, a few days gone, you become a ghost!
Laughter
Ya: Ai Aya's viewers nigh the world, I Ya behind!
Wu: good good, Ya, you go, I was sent a song to you, you come back, I am also a song
salute you. A microphone educator, Fei trouble to the 1st
specter to yo! (Repeated)
Laughter
Ya: Xiange, I went to the United States the elapse few months,Lacoste Tennis Trainers, you have not changed at Oh! Also so wrong!
Wu: You have not changed the 2 points (refers to chest), or
Laughter
Ya: Xiange, I really want to die in the U.S. you.
Wu: I really want you die, like me? Think you a Da Tougui ah,Lacoste Camden Trainers! Ya
A: Yes! (Upper Xiange) you're my Da Tougui (Xiange big head).
booing audience applauded
Wu: Well, well, blacks in the United States did not support the small white face ah! Ya
A: Only you people mind it!
Wu: Yes, you will forever live in my heart is good.
Ah Ya: what ah!
Laughter
Wu: Dear viewers, I suspect this is the mainland version of the second phase, for the crowd out of the test
consider the Mainland, presided over Rainie did not, so we were compelled to Afghanistan Ya excavate out from the soil. Today, we also invited several mainland
popular star, first to welcome Miss Xu Jinglei.
Xu Jinglei: Hello everybody, Xiange good, Ya good!
Wu: Xu Jinglei is one performer,Womens Lacoste Trainers, merely also a director, also a disc, book, really gifted female, the cry you?
Xu Jinglei: Xu Jinglei me immediately!
Wu: That is not the appoint of Wang Shuo Wang Bar (Wang VIII)?
Laughter
Wu: Wang Shuo in the end you and there is no cohabitation?
Xu Jinglei: No, we are
Wu friendship between generations: exchanges letters you have it?
Xu Jinglei: Yes ah!
Wu: That is the nature of ... ...
Ah Ya

Laughter: say ah! Of what?
Wu: No, no, other than a reiterate Bell Awards! (Xiange just got a Golden Bell Award designation)
Laughter
Wu: Xu Jinglei, not to sing songs about
to Xu Jinglei: Actually not a new anthem you, I'll sing it short! (Singing I have not known singer or actress Xu Jinglei is considered, after listening to her songs, I know,
she is an actress. Ah Ya

Laughter: No ah! I think she sings good ah!
Wu: Yes, the actress, she sings the best, the singer in it, she played the best show!
Laughter
Wu: Well, then welcome ... ... this is Zude
Ya
A: Yes, Mr. or Miss?
Wu: What Mr Miss? This would also like to ask? Let me welcome Zude mongrel.
Laughter
Zude: Hello everybody, Xiange nice, Ya agreeable.
Wu: Zude great sacrifice today, I heard he was sick the past.
Zude: yeah.
Wu: He is coming with neurotic.
Laughter
Zude: Xiange! I have not surgery ah!
Wu: You really must prepare a ###### alteration operation?
Zude: is this mind, because the friends that whether I was a woman, then, quite smart!
Wu: Your friend is a blind Bing it?
Laughter
Zude: Really ah! Xiange, you see me is not very ######y? (Pose)
Wu: (spit) so you are very heroic! How to do that now is not it?
Zude: Because then I meditation, if my penis was cut off ... ...
Wu: (pieced) Oh, no marvel you want to cut, it will only root
Laughter
Zude: No! Xiange, My penis is still very long.
Wu: Do you mean the foreskin of the part?
audience laughs
Ya: Xiange, Golden Bell Awards, ah, do not speak about that one.
Wu: I say which one is it?
Ah Ya: to the ah!
Wu: OK! I ask you, what Roubao Zi in the pack?
Ah Ya: ask me what ah? Packages of flesh ah!
Wu: Well,Lacoste Shoes, that Cai Baozi it?
Ah Ya: cabbage ah! Which you're a bane!
Wu: Well, that purse?
Ah Ya: foreskin ah,Lacoste UK!
audience laughs
Ah Ya: You framed me!
Wu: Zude, you persist to surround you lie!
Zude: I will not lie ah! Xiange, then I wonder, if it cut off my penis, then
Wu: Please memorandum that word, is a small penis.
Laughter
Zude: Yes, if it tear my penis, then afterward I must crouch on the lavatory, it will be quite square
ah!
Wu: You can not squat it! Ah you do the splits! (Word-step)
Laughter
Zude: do ###### change operation and then every month after the hemorrhage, will be trouble
Ya: Degeneration ambition be there?
Wu: You're mistaken, Zude is that if he modified it, the hereafter will be one month may hit the
blood. I listened namely you are blueprinting to let Zhang Ziyi sword ah!
Zude: I have this idea, I want to hate me for a return-air solutions.
Wu: If so, then I am terrified you whole body covered with small cocks who are not cut. Ya

Laughter: That if you really cut off, is it not what is typical of this train that the powers of it!
Wu: Yeah! Cheats is the martial arts,
Wu: Yes, yes! Par excel followed at Swordsman, rivers and lakes known as: bridal doomed to failure!
Laughter
Zude: Xiange, in fact, I modified mainly to filial to my mother.
Wu: Really? Filial to your dad, right? (Grin)
Laughter
Ya: You Disgusting!
Zude: Because I did not linger long in the mother, into a woman, I can chat with my mother to sleep.
Ah Ya: invariance You can also ah!
Zude: a few old people, and even told his mommy would be odd to sleep ah!
Wu: No ah! China in the third grade still drinking bust milk. Ah Ya

Laughter: That is too weird, right!
Wu: subsistence issues in order to start, then simply amused.
audience laughs
Wu: Xu Jinglei with the mother how?
Xu Jinglei: not too! But what kid because glimpse diary had a fight with my mom.
Wu: Yeah! Peep journal is a big reason to argue among mother and daughter. Jinglei, why do you want to peer at her mother's diary it?
Laughter
Xu Jinglei: No, my friends mom peek at my diary
Wu: What was the tribunal sentenced her mother a few years in prison?
Xu Jinglei: not so solemn it!
Wu: So your mother had handed his resignation letter to you that she does not fared you?
Laughter
Xu Jinglei: Mom has to regret.
Wu: Oh, well, we live interviews about Xu Jinglei's mother - Huang, I ask you why you are handed a resignation letter?
Laughter
Huang: Xiange good, Ya well, Hello everybody! Xiange, not the same anyone more! I resigned from the CCTV.
Ah Ya: Why ah! CCTV is very powerful ah!
Wu: For ah!
Ya: Xiange, he seems to be in the central five sets, right?
Wu: You're mistaken, we are talking approximately
Laughter
Huang: Xiange, you said some people to set up as a condom trademark of the central thing?
Ah Ya: Really? Oh so creative!
Wu: I heard the Zude also registered as a pig factory mark, called
Laughter
Zude: Really? Who?
Wu: that Huang ah! Today, he also brought a current book of his own : Oh, that with the
Ah Ya: What is the relationship ah? Them?
Wu: like a male, visibly a woman's paperback to look it! Of lesson, I am too a
Huang: Xiange, in fact, the book is more suitable as men to see, because some men seem to be men, but under is not like a man.
Wu: You are saying these words Zude it?
Laughter
Zude: It is not me! Xiange, he meant ... ...
Huang: Yes, I say you!
Wu: Oh, on the bar! (Loudly) cut! Cut! Cut! Zude chance a father! Do not Song
Jude
any penis, mouth large entertainment transgender people, he inherited the glorious tradition of transgender people, the East is not
defeat, Yue Buqun, Lin Pingzhi at this moment their marrows, Zude a person, he represents the You of the Chinese eunuchs
long historical tradition, in this moment, he is not a transgender person, he is not a man! ZZ, ZZ surface
on the bastard, her face is the eyes of fans around the world and expectations of degeneration. Neutered, the surgery is over, SONG Zu
Germany degeneration victory out of his small penis. Song Zude big mouth, big mouth Zude's penis, mouth large Song
Happy to be at the afterward Miss
, Zude Long live. He does not live up to the expectations of transgender folk, this is an total reason castration
of the lore, the absolute dead bird. Zude transgender people into the ranks! Victory belongs to Zhang Ziyi, is Li Yu
spring, is Yapeng, are Liu Yifei, is Feng Xiaogang, is Guo Degang, the
belongs to all who hate Zude. He did not make it ... ... Zude eggs may rue his case in a bird, he did too open,Lacoste Trainers, too
sick, he does not go back to dirty men's room, because he is now a woman, sprint away!
laughs from the audience acclaimed, Xiange breathing
Ya mad: I exhale Oh!
Wu: Jianxiang, I eventually know why you want to quit, this is a physical work ah! I nearly called out to sea
dolphin sounds, Jianxiang, to be genuine, you were averaged to no just want to mail the game while the dolphin sounds
to Zhang Liang Ying confession.
Laughter
Huang: It is not, and Xiange.
Wu: The retinue it a welcome guest, I asked a riddle, mystery is Hou Lin, amuse guess Zhou Jie Lun
a song.
Ah Ya:
Wu: It is
Laughter
Zude: Xiange, all the same.
Wu: Well, applause Xiang.
Xiang: Hello everybody, Xiange good, Ya good!
Wu: Xiang, how the agenda did not come on?
Xiang: Xiange, the last really is something, I just divorced her husband, so ... ...
Wu: So the reply can only be
Laughter
Li Xiang: Xiange!
Wu: Xiang, mind you uncover your dimensions?
Li Xiang: secret.
Wu: (intentionally) on that
directed
Laughter came a close-up of the chest Xiang ~ ~ ~
Wu: (pretending to damn directed) rude, personal interests ah! Outrageous it? Too many, but also special
jot a chest, trouble roll of tape duplicate to me, I take family their possession
Laughter
Ya: directed, in order to assure fairness, otherwise the audience would protest mention how a mainland actress bullying, trouble with
even knock my chest! Give me a close-up, ok?
Wu: No, not, we must work on the ratings, do not be so threatening.
Laughter
Xiang: Xiange, actually, my chest almost like Aya.
Wu: Ya you are insulting or insulted yourself, be thoughtful tonight, your chest will cry Oh! You are
with confidence,
Xiang: Bust, 32C
Wu: Oh, it was almost like Aya, Aya 32 Au.
Laughter
Ya: (play Xiange) Xiang is the variety of people are very thin, but the chest and large.
Wu: Yes, Ya you are people are very thin, but very thin ... ... ... ... ...
Laughter
Li Xiang: No ah! From me to see quite large.
Wu: Really? Your contact lens is a magnifying glass it? This view is from my extensive smooth
Ya: good good, my chest is a huge, a tiny is good
Wu: No, not so your chest is a small, and the other smaller.
Laughter
Ya: your head is also a big, distinct more too!
booing audience smile applause
Wu: What you are referring to the first? Fingers, toes, nostril, only below the brow and the center, (said as he put
hand in the lower body and pointing to) the massive intestine brain, blackhead, knees first, ... ... There is also a portion of the tongue, always of you
hard to say, me, - the word ... ...
Ah Ya: speak ah!
Wu: throat!
Laughter
Ya: You think of a better, alternatively Golden Bell Awards for over (masquerade ensured each of the offerings)
Wu: (leans Ya chest) listen! An reverberate!
Laughter
Wu: Xiang, divorce does not material, beautiful object to worry about wedding? Ya
A: Yes!
Wu: Ya, you really can not marry!
Laughter
Ya: I have not really counterfeit it!
Wu: Aya into today can not really marital! !