Synonym=Bad Language,cement block

[size=9pt]One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym[/size][size=9pt] ?"[/size][size=9pt]"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?"Cement block[/size][size=9pt]"Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.[/size]