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Reprinted from 441291123 at 00:34 on April 17, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
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*. peasants into the city mule driver, encountered rogue, rogue: eat yet? Farmer said: eat. Rogue: I asked the donkey. Farmers heard, and turned to the two ears of an ass fan: Damn, the city does not have relatives say. -
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*. pigs looking for God requires a man reborn. God asked: farming? A bitter. Said: work? A tired. Said: monkey? A too hard. God asked want anything else? A: eat drink can visit a prostitute! Emperor was shocked: the dog days wanted to be a national cadres,
tory burch sale! -
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* delivery room after the birth of a child laughing, delivery nurses were very surprised,
tory burch shoes, surrounded observed little fist clenched, break apart and found that an abortion drug, just listen to children, said: Damn! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! ! -
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* duck and crab racing, at the same time reach the end of a close call, the referee said: You both come to the stone scissors cloth it! Duck furious: Damn! Referees ah,
tory burch boots! Trick with me, I was a cloth, he was always a cut! -
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* Once there was a mouse he was looking for a wife, but always found. Finally one day he was pleased to talk to his friend: He brought his wife. We look after the (mad down!!) How are bats!
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* have a couple, just married soon, do not want children, but do not know how to contraception, to the doctor for help. The doctor gave them condoms. Husband and wife happily home. -
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a few months, the wife was pregnant. Her husband was angry to find a doctor row meal. Doctors are very puzzled, asked:
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* morning, you wake up, my pillow lay a breathe of mosquitoes, next to a suicide note: I struggled all night,
tory burch 2011, failed to pierce your facial skin, it is thick, I live in this world discredited , the main ah! Please forgive him, I am committing suicide. -
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* a dedicated support dairy pastures, in order to maintain the number of cattle pasture, stocked in the home a male cattle in the dairy. But over time, this bull is old, started a little powerless, so the ranch's owner has bought a new bull to serve as the work of maintaining the number of cattle. As for the bird husband Daniel, the past few years,
tory burch flats, it did not have credit elbow grease, so the host or continue to put it in Happy Mother herd. One day tour of ranch owner, and saw her husband lying on the ground beef gasping on the grass. Approached the ranch owner said: You get old on the convergence point, do not be so much. Cattle look innocent husband said: Can not you tell the new bird, I do not cow! ! -
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* is driven into a blind alley cat mouse Jizhongshengzhi in the face of the cat suddenly staggered, mouth read:
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* A man looking for his dog in the park, and later discovered that his dog is a dog with a girl in the act. The girl looked at his face flushed. -
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men look provocative to say: something like that, I would do Oh! -
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saw the girl blushed embarrassed to say: Then ... then you try ah. Anyway, it is your home bitch. -
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* power of the media -
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a she-wolf chasing a white male rabbits, male rabbits from several branches of a tree between the jump, wolf followed. Unfortunately, the wolf was stuck fast to escape male rabbits rape wolf, wolf furious chase after the public break rabbits. Fled to a swamp to avoid the public side of a swamp side chair, on a newspaper, has run away Jizhongshengzhi male rabbits in the swamp called roll edge, into a gray rabbit, and then lay down on a chair, covered with newspapers, pretending to tourists. She-wolf chase swamp edge,
tory burch on sale, but not rabbits, asked whether the gray rabbit after rabbit seen? Gray rabbit who opened the newspaper asked: >
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