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330715 2010 年 12 月 25 日 20:41 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Funny
1.
There was a man Jiao cool.
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passersby puzzled. Asked: 'what are they cool. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
2.
A mouse a ....
So sheep-like to the tiger But should he eat
mice after mice eat ... ..
What???
because
==> Tiger Mouse silly not tell
3.
hospital psychiatric patients are often a doctor or nurse will love the complex.
One day, a female patient to a male doctors came ... ...
female patients: Blue Doctor, do you love me? Doctors thought for a long time
blue (in order not to harm the patient in order to avoid disease progression)
Dr Lam: We are what is the relationship between doctor and patient, because you are sick so I have to take care of you ... ...
(for does not harm the patient, Dr Lam explained he finally explained End)
female patients: the Blue Doctor, do you mean you do not love me oh?
blue doctor (trying to come up without a word): ... ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ...
female patients: okay ... ... I love Dr Chan ... ...
4.
a hospital neurology old lady.
every day dressed in black. holding a black umbrella.
squatting neuropathy door of the court.
doctors thought: to heal her. must know her from the start.
So the doctor is also wearing black clothes. holding a black umbrella. squatted there with her.
squat two blissful silence for a month.
old woman finally said and doctors speak:
to ask you --- -------
are mushrooms you ------?
5.
one said, Dad turtle, turtle mom and the son of a turtle decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea bottom
chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly,
kobe iv shoes, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6.
small Xin: Daddy, why my name inside the three- a gold it?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?
7.
a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
male pleasure than hear.
Thus, women in the
women: do not like the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8.
turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After 2 hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious curse: ######## I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9.
One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Understand the elephant you want to do now to ask ants. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant answered! I lost my underwear see if it is stolen you wear
10.
Elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in force,
lebron iii, have climbed to the elephants. Elephant shook himself, the ants have fell off. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for
11.
day computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said: out to eat. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming:
14.
a story: unable to bear asked: br> someone just learning a foreign language, the day walking in the streets, accidentally stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said hastily: .
16.
monk wrote a letter to the Monkey King Wukong
Dear:
I writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
down our week 2 rain, the first 4 days the second time under the following 3 days!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West,
kobe bryant v!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent your clothes you get it? When I was afraid to go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the pockets of clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17.
· a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18.
· someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: dug open, he can not help but sigh, legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? Ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said:
21. tortoise and the hare hare quickly ran to the front ... .. went to see a turtle snail .. very slowly and said to him: you come, I'm back .. and then you are right. . .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him,
22.
One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....
23.
a man fishing the river leaves the first wearing a fish hook ~ half did not, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way he had to replace it, like earthworms, or half a day ~ No fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water and cursed out 100rmb :
24.
> table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said: U.S..
He replied: Men; Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash ... ..
28.
Xiaoming using the toilet back to the classroom with the teacher, said: ... said:
29.
put a ring of people at work always fart, colleagues said he could not resist: he was doing, he replied:
30.
female mosquito: it, they house is not a good thing, one by one all grown up eat shit
31.
I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely:
32.
son: This is true, ah, then what.
33.
executed a prisoner, the bullet is Then prisoners crying:
34.
father to his son a story: You know why?
35.
beetles and mosquitoes love the first meeting, beetles: I also became a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, pinched pills
36.
a man always find a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune. fortune tellers say: you, no woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune Teacher says: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37.
someone to eat, see a piece of beef noodles in beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife cake where you get that a wife?
38.
three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
39.
meal in a restaurant, a customer waiting for a long time to call the waiter asked,
40.
day, the cows ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
41.
a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: Standing next to the negotiators, said:
42.
carpool Secretary and Chief of the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: Long said at the meeting: protection, mice get fat quickly, mouse is moved:
44.
each mirror, I always said to myself psychological encouragement himself: live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45.
friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46.
ago I bought two puppies, called the bottom Monkey magic spell to call back for help, and soon the air came a voice: may not say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: ? I and they had a falling out, and almost beat them,
kobe v shoes, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50.
Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51.
Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to the snail. bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52.
hey ..! month, there are always a few days. ..!
53.
production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. Captain ah, asses heat, but a donkey is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back? children, how can we say when eating something so disgusting
55.
a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor ,
nike basketball shoes!
56.
give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth! . Dafan a student to the cafeteria, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, reincarnation. God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, promised, we all know what his next life is it? Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60.
sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61.
a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu,
nba shoes, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it? , what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover!
63.
If not flowers, spring will be lonely, if not passion, Four Seasons will be mediocre, if not me, you will lose one of the most people care about you! If not you, little rabbit will ask: on the wall, plus the previous two words: Rush. even asked me to eat well, or to write: marriage, conditions not limited to
65.
M: I really love you, beg you to do My girlfriend! Woman: But I did not even feel you!! M: Well, you tell me what point I'm bad, I changed!! M: So you tell me what point I'm good, I ~ change!!!
66.
always have possession of her grandson, his wife called diploma. someone asked her: brought back was this little kid.
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