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Reprinted from 107533560 at 11:40 on February 8, 2007 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary Six of Taiwan's coolest kw A good joke
1, Lee Teng-hui, Lien Chan, Chen Shui-bian visited with the helicopter ride. Lee said: " If I lost a thousand dollars down, picked up that the person must be very happy. Lien said ": " If I throw down two five hundred, then two people very happy.
Chen Shui-bian said: " If I throw down ten one hundred yuan, there is ten people very happy. This time the driver muttered "
himself to say: " Why not leave himself to,
nike air force 1, so that two thousand one hundred million people are happy? "
2, President Chen Shui-bian hopes to improve his reputation, you want to issue a stamp with his portrait over a month ..... released after Chen Shui-bian wants to sell to see how the inspectors asked to see. .... Chen: " how to sell the case? Postmaster General of the ": " pretty good,
nike air force 1 high, but people often complain that stick is not strong! Chen ": " how? Chen Shui-bian took a stamp readily ", a little saliva coated the back of the stamp, the envelope will be attached to the test .... Chen: " This is not sticking very close it? "
Postmaster General: " ...... but we regard the spit in the face .... ah ......& quot;
3, night, President Chen Jane to go and buy a snack. Results encounter robbers on the road ... Chen said the robber pointed a gun: " to pay the money out of him! Chen flew into a rage, said ": " You attitude? I'm imposing Presidential yeah! robbers ": " Oh, that ... ... to my paying the money. "
4, one day, the President, five branches of ... a meeting with other high officials, the results were a chain accident, sent to hospital for treatment,
air force one low, reporters rushed to the hospital .... a little longer to hear of the doctor out, the reporter quickly asked: " doctor! Doctor! The president has saved? " doctors shook his head sadly, said: " Well, the President can not be saved .. ... "
reporter asked: " doctor! Doctor! Premier has saved? " doctor and shook his head sadly, said: " Oh ... did not save a reporter asked ... ": " it ... in the end Who is saved? " aroused doctors said: " Taiwan saved! "
5, the day President Chen Shui-bian to visit a mental hospital at home,
nike air force one high, all the patients were standing in the hallway cheered, Chen Hooray! Chen Long live! Only one patient's face was expressionless, the President paid no attention.
see Chen Shui-bian, then asked the director,
air force one high, said: " The patient Why do not I cheer? Dean ": " spirit because he is very normal today. "
6, a race car with Chen Shui-bian campaign open to the villages to campaign, unfortunately, overturned in the mountain road, is working farmland old farmer saw this scene, rushed to the scene of the accident, but people in the car die off, so he dug a pit to a few politicians are buried. A few days later, the police responsible for the accident investigation found that the old farmer, asked him a few politicians gone,
nike air force one, the old farmer said, had been buried, the police quickly asked: " they are dead? " farmer said: " Chen Shui-bian ah ~ I see when I buried him cried out that he was not dead yet. Police said ": " how can you bury him? " old farmer, said: " Well you know, never tell the truth ~ The Chen Shui-bian's ...
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