Funny ten dwelling

king election-law, pulling a cow to the river and said: Who let the cows first, shaking his head and then bound into the river after the nod, I put the princess to marry him.

a butcher came to the cattle said: very cow B ah? cattle nod.

butcher said: I do not know? cattle shook his head.

butcher a Daozha ass in cattle, the cow jumped into the river of negate anguish.

manner potentate too wild butcher, the butcher asked to try afresh, the chief granted. This beef has been dragged to the rill.

butcher cattle that came to this; do not know me? cattle nod.

butcher said: cow B too can not? livestock shook his pate.

butcher with a laugh; we supposed to know thatdo not? cow rotated into the river in




entrance exam and intends to have a baby repeat his signature goodbye QQ: undergraduate students can enjoy the dispose, I can fulfill in tall educate, can not pride? - Four-year



a girl lost a couple of underwear, the results of this written matter to find inspiration ... ...



in long, long time ago there is a dense jungle of the Black Forest

have a lovely river mattress

are many good small tadpoles swimming

game come more often to defend this piece of life Arena,

the same time increase more fun

goddess of the forest with white, dark, and many differ colors of fog covered forests

forest and apathy led to misadventure God's spite

in a pitch-dark night, a white lace

mist stolen away

often meditation of the evil scourge of God should It is set in the head along the Divine

smart goddess of the forest is always heartache

now cry her to the sea to the sky Oh Warriors

back piece is not a piece of svelte Fog

you find it at the same time, you can go there to partake in the Black Forest athletics

interesting life work!

my warriors!




the most fun thing is that each morning, watching his wife obliterated the make-up water pops knock his face, pa I play hard!

a companion approximately the N-girlfriend, never materialized.

asked what he ambitioned, he said, have to be beautiful.

Another colleague said a word overall sales in China,



a pharmaceutical sales company invited a team of notifying manufacture elite writing advertisements.

one brood in their heads after,

still nothing,

self-inductance of a disgrace to the owner's hospitality,

an homework when the surface has humiliated color,

handed White said:

Sorry, I have no motif.

next daytime, the best commercial announced,

everyone is shocked,

Viagra slogan in China but:

I think not out!





two hen from a rooster walked alongside him, in which a strange question: how he was forever listless recently?

second hens, said: tired to do business with the chanting!

first hen ask out of curiosity: what are they selling so tired? . . .
took to the bank for 1k, nb is extremely wrong viewpoint, said, is not attached to mention the secondary 20.
nb said, just go to the hospital afterward to the found line of money, a lot of people in front of cash machines, we are in the queue sun.
But the curious thing is inside the Office has only one client.,
so I went to a window , who long for the staff that die like a dog to take 800.
that person actually comes to the ATM to take out, I asked him why the card is not on the counter to take?
below 5000 are said to take on the ATM, said it was to save time, cultivate efficiency, shunt, I was stupefied, and diversion?
I asked him, now line up outside the ATM long row of old, there is not a person, which What efficiency savings?
with the provisions of 5000 following which the file can not be taken at the counter? other banks can!
that dog object is cheap line document, I said show me! he get it out , anyway, namely not to take.
I looked by the sun in the queue of human outdoor,GHD IV Styler Straighteners, see inside to look the S 13 weeklies were beating ventilation, the gas is not an to play, I judged above the whole a
the whole of his.
I said yes, then take 5000! When he was finished, the 5000 to me, and I took a hundred, that cached 100!
teller machines can not save money, so he do. waiting for him after achievement this 100, I again secondhand the 100, that 存 100!
that dog thing that you can not be a deposit and what?
I say I made my own periodical sets out, one only can store 100, what, no good? I once saved 100,GHD Kiss Styler Straighteners, a memory 100.
slowly around a lot of supporters around, everyone says that doing agreeable!
now next to somebody like me dry up.
the last out of their leading, and self assertive to say: you disunite the monetary order, I am the police..
I said I was saving ah, the bank is not the area to save money is it? you have a file provides a not exist one hundred? show me!
next to a lot of people aid me, loudly accusing them.
What variety of leadership that I'm sorry that the last, in hereafter we ambition improve the working means. handy for everyone , etc., etc. .......
when I turned away, told him that I now know why you are establishing the line, because you're cheap!
Third, China Merchants Bank **
2 days ahead I went to China Merchants Bank to take money (for the company to take), the results point and base a ######## copy of $ 100, because they are learning accounting profession with cases that happened prior to the company (money made from the bank to get a good salary, was found to have ######## copy), so their special consideration, after which I said the counter lady: Miss,GHD New Wave Limited Edition, you have this money problem.
Miss: What problem?
I said: ########
Miss: can not, you left the counter of.
I was on fire: your eyes have problems ah? your eyes to see which counter I left friends?
so I have had an controversy with her attitude can be bad friends, as whether I deliberately put the money for like, my sharp-tongued ~
I said: Do you have experience copy machine problem ah? false panic is not copied in the quondam ah? so good, we panic at
management - not to say that playing 110 ** What ~!
noisy turmoil when the Bank has a Bank out ~ ~ ~ do not ask me the first time, exercising and readiness
a : you leave the counter of the cutting? leave the counter can not testify it false copy is sent to the!
I Emperor Polo! I felt was ridiculous: he is out to solve the problem of it? 2, then do not say it put the reprehend on neat Caesar ~
This time Governor of the Bank began a little You advert a solution.
I was also a drop of gas a little morsel dizzy, without thinking: a nice of 10! Blurted out ~
Bank: 1 lose 10 it is unlikely, alternatively else so be it, how to make a fold? Well - I thought the results of the final premier to take the money and that opposite the counter lady said: you better remember this face after not playing anybody publish, the bulk are relatively massive numbers of accounts is not simple to find and finally president grinning my door ~
Yingchu 4 ABC vip
from a few months antecedent, Hohhot agricultural lines put along a vip skylight, only as extra than $ 5w commerce. once I would favor apt take 1w dollars, a small window of the team was the long, vip skylight blank, I went apt vip window apt do, the staff inquired me to take How numerous, I say take 1w,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat Straighteners, she instantly said,GHD Benefit Styler, 5w small window to the emulating business line and I said, I take 6w, she said, 6w can, I intend 6w money, I took a w, the the repose of the 5w and plug behind and said: I reserve
5w. staff directly fainted.
5, all withdrawals and once in a
ICBC, the Party grants to a 140w account, I went to the bank to do money, for there is no ICBC card, I propose to do card money transmit deposit up, the result of staff actually said, do card to copy ID cards, their copier is broken, ought I go to copy I am angry and said, well, not saved, 140w all withdrawals! reported plan your nightfall, tomorrow I have to take! manager of the bank's business had changed was his face, then said a tiny girl smiling : You used the card, I went to your copy,GHD Diamond National Flag, you await a meantime... ah, while you feel the psychological poise...
since have seen here, it trouble you back to a glue,, I bless your luck! b