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1. Boss: Buy socks ah! Three greenbacks a couple ah! -
I: cheaper Well, ten dollars three pairs! -
boss: I have extra than the purchase cost a few, ah, can not sell ... ... -
2: I have the time to buy lamb skewers -
out four fingers of the foreman
boss kept a
I stretched out 3 fingers to say
3: Our general manager surnamed Zhou, one he called, I was driving, a tense mouth said: & quot; Premier Zhou ... ... & quot; -
4: noon to cook, my mom gave me a jug of carrots:
5. I remember in high school, watch a agreeable man appearance the school to buy a pie to dine, you understand Well, tall school Yongnaoguodu often hungry, and I now ran up his first hammer morsel , and then won aboard his eating a morsel of pie, but too Mamalielie that truly is insufficient sensation, not with me to buy to buy a cake,Diesel Loose Jeans, not to swallow the results of a pie, saw up and saw merely to find the erroneous human, This is no problem, I'm sorry I was actually his mouth still meantime I bite into that pie in the hands of a plug toward that man ran away, the entire process at one go! ! ! -
remember back to when the school doors looking back, that man still standing stall ahead hand that the mouth of the pie missing a daze it. I now occasionally could not help but think this object is two under his hammer! ! ! ! -
6. buy popsicles. $ 1.5. To the boss 10. Change for 8.5 yuan boss. Then 8.5 yuan into the litter. Think not, popsicles again thrown into the trash. Left hand ... ... a cold ice emulsion paper -
finally turn their trash in there, ~ -
7: One day in the noodle shop to eat very slowly on the hungry. Finally incapable to bear Paizhuo howl of, I wanted to say do not put the noodle on the table, lift it! -
results say: & quot; boss!!!! do not put on the table and eat my noodle !!!!& amp; quot; -
the shop after 3 seconds calm hilarious to the table under ... ... scandal ... ... -
8. One day, cousin and I catch the bus, finally, etc. to one, the car can be too many people, simply do not make it on the front door and we had to brush in front of the card, on the back door car, the car can be too many people, but also not make it on the back door. -
Thus, the driver and our brother ambition discuss: & quot; I first fired the car, slowly open, the car behind you with Running. & quot; cousin and I ah the wonder: this What variety of direction ah? be no path out except with the car behind him. seeing the car out of about ten meters, suddenly a screaming halt, the tourists on board could hold the body, all of the side of the car in front of the , the back door suddenly make a huge area. At this time, the driver brother proudly saluted us: & quot; faster, faster ......& amp; quot; -
9: I have surnamed Chu, management element room. One period someone hit me phone:
10: unit message, a leader said: -
11: Mom and Dad fight, my dad gas simply said:
12: high school basketball, A had the pellet, pass the selfless B, B simple goals. After a while, B got the ball, A shouted the ball to him. B is out of their own to take the shots. Results A furious cried: I just really blind dog eyes ... ... -
crowd laugh halo -
13: college, we asked how a man Manchester United's fighting, he said excitedly:
14: primary impression is extremely solemn when the squad actuator, a self-study courses, classroom voices, the squad leader to maintain mandate behind several had had enough, stood up and pounded his table shouted: Who is arguing over that publish, his mouth hit off!!! ... ... the class calm -
15: fair go to college, naval training, the enterprise officer did not know where the emphasis,Diesel Jeans UK, hurrahing password -
16: High School, our language teacher is transferred to Beijing, Nanchang just the age teachers,Diesel Straight Jeans, primarily his massive accent. His son by the Tsinghua University Department of Architecture on, this is his intention to Beijing, he specially elated of his son, the amount we are talking about his son, always mention Tsinghua) University of toad (Construction) Department. . . -
moth to the frogs and toads whether there do not transform a snack. . . -
17. repair the microprocessor, a clot of phlegm spit into the host carton, the results of the computer base new hardware pop-up ~ -
18. a person is speeding bicycle, Suddenly someone to sing: gogogo, thinking: Damn it, I will, ah, weary, tired, just listen to the thud fell in the trench, then the next to say: ** differentiate you Gully ditch, also riding -
19: Yesterday a colleague asked me. How to jot partition of the celebration? I replied: Soji head underneath a section of the festival cleared Soji head! Comedy all the staff! I am not respond ~~~~~~~! -
20: and leadership, folk nectar, heaved his cup and loudly: & quot; let it die! & quot; was too peppery ...... mind -
21: boss, there is no toilet periodical, eat card? -
22: I remember once phoned Elizabeth to purchase fruit, I jaws said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? Boss even now lingered -
23: conference the common manager, said of smoking: smoking is choked!! -
24. a brother apt the toilet, the results of straying into petticoat toilets, urinals work and detect that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the woman toilet. He then calmly bring an end to .... When the gate namely faced with a mm in. mm and then he buffet a face to face, blushed, a low brain, turned to the man toilets drill. -
25. high school, a buddy class, 1981 students, is not that special old-phase ...... -
The emulating is the point when his bus, something: -
High School, when this man seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man on the mouth to the sentence:
this man may be more prevalent experience such handling, and it is not extremely wondered, very silence reply: The man second sentence:
that man face twitched, did not say everything. -
third sentence:
this time, there have been classic. The man stared at eccentric surprised that man, looked a full ten seconds, to the sentence:
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26. morning to catch a bus to the station when the car is began. So I had while chasing barefoot and shout:
when a passenger stuck his head out the window at me, said the sentence:
27. I skipped college, a horrifying monster dancing, absence to rapidly fall, high leg and additional turbulent actions. We did not have to die a few days practice, covered in green, and some leg muscle tug but also, I hurt more mighty. -
afternoon I go to class, on the third ground, my thigh did not escalator up, is it so hard to go up, simply bring the leg straight up. Was walking, I heard a girl back her boyfriend said:
I Kuangyun ... ... -
28. I listened something call in to the bus station automobile anthem, a man said into the phone: & quot; I am a stranger, and now can not buy a ticket family, but to New Year in Beijing. I would like to point song. & quot; -
host asked him: & quot; song you want to give who? & quot; -
I did want to have to ask, who is surely a distant parents, who knows he replied: & quot; I want to point a Jordan Chan's stations for entire staff and always the ticket brokers! & quot; -
29. a topic called for the following four points joined with related words: -
1), Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed; -
2), Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn; -
3), Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages; -
4), Zhang Haidi sister studied acupuncture. -
correct answer should be: & quot; Zhang Haidi sister though paralyzed, but difficult to learn, not only learned several foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture. -
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister tenaciously knowledgeable acupuncture and several diplomatic languages, she was paralyzed. -
also found a steeper child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister not only learn a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so headstrong to learn, and eventually paralyzed -
30. yesterday to visit the countryside, really made me feel proud for a while! -
day two of us are fields of growing crops path point of view, much to see around a team of foreigners in local farmers than the intend of gestures. Out of curiosity, I quietly walked not distant behind them , they want to hear what to say. -
that several foreigners (about Americans), while waving a brochure similar to English-Chinese glossary, while using very criterion Chinese pronunciation: How to I, to approach the external ..... -
I meditation, oh, it ought be on the street. very strange to see the foreigner to our laborer brothers how to say. -
bewildered peasant brothers that I think, Oh, brother ability to understand too, right? -
foreigner to see he did not know, more anxious: WE, I, we, go, go, you want to ..... -
the farmer brothers still dazed ... -
foreigners more anxious, and began stomping,Diesel Skinny Jeans, sweating ... -
this time this group of fifty-year-old dance in front of the American farmer, said something that I think the countryside to visit the greatest gains sentence: can you speaking english? -
31. drink one night and a few friends,Diesel Womens Jeans, few people are drunk. one to nap in the street, we could not lift to push him, speak to him on the cover to find someone, do not catch a chilly A few days afterward saw him, he said, stood three the next day woke up he found his bicycle. -
32. institute, day educate students in the General Assembly, members of the class pedagogue ambitioned one catalogue of what amusements to girls in the class is not homogeneous. On the Sports Committee (a lecherous boys) said: You go to class girls removed it. Sports Committee flattered, whispered: premier pro-pro ... ... which? Teacher thought as a moment, said: of course,Diesel Jeans, at student digit to -