1 tennis team training time we come back,
monster beats, small Angang Gang lost in the training event in our department Cho, disgruntled, always wanted a little revenge the next opportunity.
was evening at eight, it is the women's dormitory front of the busy, when we walked, Andy suddenly shouted: Seven Building girls Listen, I'm Cho, I was law,
monster pro headphones, and I live in Building 115 room, eight, and I like to watch A movie, I have a hemorrhoid ... ...
from Cho became a celebrity at school really do have girls come to find out is not really got a love to see A piece of hemorrhoids Cho ... ...
2, day,
bose headphones, and the brothers took to the streets, to the noon feel more hungry, a brother said: I remember that there is a hotel very good, also discount.
so people listen to it, to the hotel service is poor, serving and slow, so some dishes are not, and giant terrible, quite expensive. So people will elect a restaurant meal swearword brother, say exorcism of demons off, the brothers behind us Dizhaonaodai out with the hotel, looked back out the door immediately fainted: TMD, I thought it was . The original walls of the hotel written in white pen much a - split. Also curse roundly by everyone.
3, when the former does not love school, always trying to escape, the teacher happened to our contract law class is really boring enough to, so his lectures were always less than half people go to. He played a small report of the department, the department sent notice of our class, lower class who do not want to check if we should pursue. I wanted to go school, you can go to the movies again, and GF appointment, so I tentatively asked the quarters one by one brother to not go to class tonight, the answer is to, of course, they asked me, I say go. Results ... ... one night the whole class did not go to class, the teacher take the smoke gas, and then later, we ordered the class plus class.
4, the boss's girlfriend clothes many quarters, usually to deposit them in a closet in our dormitory. One day, windy, cold snap came and took the clothes. Where the top boss of the closet in, then took a stool standing enough. Soon, the boss asked his girlfriend holding a coat, you have to do this? Girlfriend: I want to. Took out a few pieces, the boss said: enough of it. Girlfriend Answer: not enough, have to be anxious ... ... boss, shouting: Ma does not trouble you, but also have to, I legs soft.
5, because often skip class, teachers do not know me. The end of last semester junior year, in order to meet the test, when appropriate approaches to intellectual property law to the classroom to prepare specially designated range. Not wishing to just sit down, the teacher called out: Hey, this student, we are here to do test counseling,
Dre Beats Headphones, study hall if you go to another classroom.
6, we have a personal quarters, often turbid water to take his show off their backbone. One day we did not kick the bedroom, we all die of thirst, and everywhere to find water to drink, you can sleep next to water also had to endure the. Then he went into the bedroom, facing us: good was great, I just drank a few saliva toilet. We hear hilarious, and he half a day to respond.
7, when sophomore one thing, there are several girls in our class out rental housing, day by coming in late middle-aged bald rogue harassment. We man filled with righteous indignation, determined to Hu Hua. Another day, a dark and stormy, we are waiting for a potential alley satyr appear. Soon to see a bald man walking hurriedly,
Monster Beats Headphones, so apart from anything else, take the lead rods, and then scattered and go.
the following day, the school loudspeakers, said: Xia things our line of fully consistent, then Dawu, subsequently constant state of anxiety ... ...
8, the audience I'm sorry my brother is fond of comparing the image of spy crush, then kick down every day at noon dormitory not eat rice, but the girls squatted building to the corner, the graceful figure between meals, never tired.
day of summer vacation fast, the person and look at the building corner, eat, crush, suddenly being Paijian Bang, a look back turned out to be a beauty,
Beats Headphones, then joyful and know what to do, began to imagine all kinds of Aventure. Unexpectedly beautiful mouth said: fellow, we have some old books, you see, can sell how much? My brother suddenly Xiunu
flee ... ...